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#1 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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What was your job prior to being a webmaster/webmistress?
Anyone mind sharing what they did before they went full time into being a webmaster/webmistress? As for me, I worked with a friend of mine putting up vinyl siding, patios and gutters!
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#2 |
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Location: Kimmykims couch
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I crushed heads of lettuce against a steel table, pulled the core out and threw it on a conveyor belt to be shredded. 11 hours a day. Minimum wage. That was a sweet job.
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#3 |
There can be only one
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I was a professional crack ho.
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#4 |
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Location: LV Nev
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I whacked off to all porn.
Actually never gave that job up. |
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#5 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Health care worker in the ER of the second largest hospital in the city. In fact, that's HOW I got my start towards webmastering... I injured my back while lifting a drug-overdose patient onto a stretcher back in July of '97, and couldn't continue working there. After 15 years I figured it was time to learn how to turn on a computer, so I found a free course that offered job re-training.
And 4 years later, here I am, porn God extaordinaire ![]() <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Blaine, WA
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Industrial Engineer
regards, shemp |
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#7 |
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Did you get paid in crack and money, or just crack?
I hate working in any kind of food processing plant...I had one once and quit a few days after I was hired! LOL CD, everything happens for a reason!+o) ------------------ )O( Osiris Trust me when I say you really need these! .::WIN A 27" FLAT SCREEN TV::. |
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#8 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: I don't fucking know!
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Alright...
Auto detailer Autobody repairman fisherman Oyster farm labourer The sweet green grower Debt collecter (that one was fun&nontaxable) A professional student shall I go on?... |
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#10 |
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Location: Kentucky USA
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Commerical Electrician, but then again I am still doing that, with almost 8 years additional education beyound high school and I still have learned more on the internet then I did at school lol. Of cours I dont really qualify as a adult webmaster more like a newbie
[email protected] ------------------ If I was a real Adult webmaster I would be getting more then 100 hits a day |
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#11 |
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Shemp, that sounds pretty interesting!
WOW...I just listed my most recent one prior to being a webmaster! If you want to share..go for it!+o) Got any Acid!?!?! LOL We all start somewhere! ------------------ )O( Osiris Trust me when I say you really need these! .::WIN A 27" FLAT SCREEN TV::. |
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#12 |
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Location: Living Off The Grid
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- stage magician
- visual artist - songwriter - assistant director of art gallery - art department (directors guild) - client manager (smart card technology) |
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#13 |
Rude Bitch
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Ok I'm game.
Nurse's Aid Factory Worker (Briggs and Stratton) Manager of my hubby's band Housewife Porn Pusher Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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#14 |
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Location: Kansas
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I was motel maintenance for 7 years before they got new management.
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#15 |
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jamdin is stalking me....... or following me one........ LOL
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#16 |
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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I have held the same job for over 20 years, and have 3 businesses on the go, I wouldn't give any of it up to do porn full time. I do porn because my calender is free after midnight.
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#17 |
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Tam, he's probably stalking you, I alway's thought he was a little bit shady.
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#18 |
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This must be the most boring of all listed so far:
Senior Logistics Analyst |
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#19 |
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Location: home
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This is my first job and i started 7 months ago. Well, My problem is what am i gonna do after i graduate from Industrial&system eng.
I guess i will leave the adult thing and get a job. Because i really have hard time telling people that i am an adult webmaster. ------------------ submit to 1000 tgp in minutes<a href="http://secure.ibill.com/cgi-win/ccard/rscookie.exe?RevShareID=nemesisgsx&returnto=http://tgp.russiansubmitter.com"> TGP Russian Submitter</a> [This message has been edited by nemesis (edited 10-06-2001).] |
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#20 |
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I have been a poet, perfomance artist, actress, singer, jewelry designer, dancer, coatchecker, maid, playwright, restaurant manager, cocktail waitress, hairdresser, video imager, deejay, veejay, telemarketer, computer instructor, erotic copy writer and now I am a professional adult business byline author.
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#21 |
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Location: Behind the monitor since 1988
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Right now a college student, network engineering.
Before that I owned a Real Estate company with 15 agents. I miss my Secretary! gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP ![]() Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies |
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#22 |
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Location: Kansas
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I must just have hit the boards at the right time
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#23 |
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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You drinkin tonight Jam?, read your last post.
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#24 |
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Not drinking...just not paying attention
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#25 |
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Location: Montreal
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I studied pure and aplied sciences for 3 years at College Boid-De-Boulogne (First year, I was in the chemestry/biology, but I quickly realised I should take the engineering path, hence the two more years), Then did 1 year of logic math (circuitrie and semi-conductor applications), and now I'm in computer science engineering at Concordia University.
I should note that I am not full time anymore since my daily occupations are taking alot of my time, time will tell if I made the right decision, but I still have 1 foot there just in case ![]() ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links [This message has been edited by wiZd0m (edited 10-06-2001).] |
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#26 |
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Oh sure, edit the post and make me look foolish.
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#27 |
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Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Wizdom, you have definately got a full plate!
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#28 |
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Carpenter
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#29 |
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Professional Student ( Business-Ecommerce, Drinking & Partying)
Business Owner & Fuck Off |
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#30 |
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Location: Your BIOS
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In chronological order: - Jingle, Muzak, & Classical musician (Viola, Guitar & Lute) - Chef & Restaurant owner -TQM consultant ------------------ In alio pediculum, in te ricinum non vides - Petronius |
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#31 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Florida
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waiter, bartender, network assistant, freelance webdesigner, now i'm a senior at UCF -Business/MIS/Marketing, and obviously a professional adult webmaster! this is the life!
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#32 |
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I guess nothing beats being able to work from home and not have to deal with an alarm clock early in the morning!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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I guess I could have been a bit more elaborate about what I've done. Working backwards here, I've been a unit assistant on such wards as CVT (open heart surgery), cardiac medicine, geriatric medicine, and intensive care surgery. Before that I was a security guard, and during all that time I was also a professional painter on the side, and I ran a fairly successful marketing business out of my home. Before all that I took a year of college (Industrial electronics, back in 1984) and just before that I was a hotel van-driver & porter (I drove the wrestlers to the arena once a month, I know Jesse the Body, Hulk Hogan and all the boys pretty good, also the Detroit Redwings whom where all very good tippers). I was also a bouncer/doorman, bartender, and beer vendor salesperson. Before that (we're back to about '81 here) I was a fitness instructor at a gym for 2 years. Again, all that is only in a nutshell really. During my hospital years all through the 90's I also did concert security at large outdoor rock fests and country fests. Pretty fun pulling bodies off the top of the crowd down in front for 10 hours a day. Got some gooood stories from those days. Life's been interesting, no question. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 10-06-2001).] |
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#34 |
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Waiter at a 5 star restaurant run by a couple lunatics!
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#35 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: CelebPay.com
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Fast Food, 1st Job
Busser Lot Attendant Professional Mover Computer Sales Corporate Computer Sales Real Estate Appraiser Started Text Messaging Company Sold Text Messaging Company Program Manager (Infospace.com) Started Adult Hosting Company Professional Adult Webmaster/Full time. It's fun to see where people have come from. ------------------ Icq: 1851935 Thumbserver Hosting |
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#36 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Between your mamma's legs
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Prior to becoming a full time webmaster, I was a 50% partner in a Restaurant/Nightclub.
(My partner was one of these assholes who liked collecting the money, but was too fucking tight to spend anything on advertising, so I sold my share). Prior to that, I was a 50% partner of a mid-sized landscaping business, with 7 figure revenues yearly ...(you'd think after ONE 50% partnership I would have learned ![]() Going back one more occupational hazzard, I was a DJ on an FM rock radio station. I began my adult(as in not student) employment as one of "Metro's Finest" ... I graduated the academy in January of '90 ... was hired on by Metro in May '90 ... took a bullet in the shoulder at Lotherton Parkway (code-named 'The Village' and as notorious as REGENT PARK)in November of 93, THE DAY BEFORE MY 25th BIRTHDAY ... healed and went back to active street duties, but soon realized that my life was worth more than $33K a year and full dental ![]() Student jobs were too numerous to mention, since it is not my bandwidth ... I won't! ![]() ------------------ ![]() The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples ![]() [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-06-2001).] |
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#37 |
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#38 |
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Location: New York
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Mother of 9, grandmother of 2.....OH wait,
I still do that... ![]() Medical Assistant/Office Manager Bartender, Waitress Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
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#39 |
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Location: scottsdale
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i still manage an nude cabaret in phoenix, so i'm only a part-time webmaster... hopefully i can make a full commitment to my web projects beggining this November
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#40 |
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I worked at Wal-Mart for 6 years. I was the Department Manager Of Electronics. It wasn't too bad working up there. Running electronics was really fun. I liked dealing with the other associates. The managers on the other hand, didn't know what the fuck they were doing half the time.
The worst thing about that job was that fucking Wal-Mart Cheer, talk about corny shit, he he he. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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you look fantastalicious ![]() Slick --- You're an inspiration to me bud. The first time you told me your Wal-mart story about the day you quit and all the comments from your coworkers etc, well I never forgot it. If I still had that email of yours from early last year I'd share it with the pack here, I bet it'd get a few tears flowin ![]() <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 10-06-2001).] |
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#42 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Cat Detector Van
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Computer programmer in the boring part of the IT industry for 9 years or so before I let porn into my heart, and was SAVED, praise the porn!
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#43 |
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I was the receptionist for Bombardier
(and did clerical work for anyone who needed help in the building) you know...Seadoo/Skidoo (not to mention those yummy jets) ![]() SWEET place to work for |
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#44 |
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oh! and I worked in their customer service department for a while too
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#45 |
Snow's Parole Officer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's
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A developer for:
**MCI/Worldcom **CompUSA **NationsBank/BofA **TheGift(a .com bought by 1-800-flowers) **Homebuilder.com(a sub. of homestore.com) **HDVest |
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#46 |
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I'm studying architecture and working halftime for a contruction company.. that's about it
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#47 |
Jesus loves bacon
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Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
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telemarketing
musician (my band even made a few bucks and did a couple gigs opening for Motley Crue) concert/festival promoter chef (my favorite styles were mediteranian and tex-mex..I still get royalties for a few published recipes, but it's been a few years, so they are fairly puny now) computer retail sales mainstream webmaster/designer in one of my low points, swept parking lots for a shitty little casino a newspaper stuffer (first job, I manually inserted advertisements and flyers into newspapers...that printers ink was a nightmare) not really a job per se, but I was the default family member when it came time to break horses ;) That's why I had a bad back by age 18. farmer/rancher then I discovered porn....lol ------------------ Evil is as evil does http://www.darkdollars.com |
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#48 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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Well this is my first "real" job since I graduated from UF (Fine Arts Drawing/Painting)...
before I graduated I had these boring jobs, bbs sysop, chemical company bbs sysop, retirement home waiter, sears gift engraver / key cutter, ibm os/2 intern, uf library computer security, orthotics/prosthetics search engine hacker, isp bitch, only the IBM job was full time... after my sites are more steady I will probably work more on my paintings and I'll probably write a science fiction novel someday that will blow your mind. ------------------ 100 signups gets you a free room and show pass for Internext at the Venetian. Boneprone-4-Life |
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#49 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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wrong thread
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#50 |
bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Location: In a shack by the beach
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I had a non adult business on the web for a few years before I came over to adult.
Interior design/furniture sales before that. I've never had a job that just paid a salary, always commission or owning a business or tips. sternyduke -- which one? CCBill is in Phoenix, well Tempe actually, we'll have to grab some lunch one day! |
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