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12-26-2001, 07:17 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Time for another Caption Contest
Well folks, it is that time again. All of the prizes have been claimed from the last contest (finally) and I just happen to have another choice pic of Pinknutz in action.
Congrats to PornJester, 12Clicks, ElvisManson, and Evildick for their prior winning entries. I hope Pinknutz finds his way to Las Vegas or I may have to resort to posting more pics of KingHardcore for the next contest. Another set of content is up for grabs for the best caption. Have at it!  _____________________________________________   [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-27-2001).] |
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12-26-2001, 07:39 PM
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"See, I told you it takes a while to get used to riding your bike without a saddle..."
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12-26-2001, 07:39 PM
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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"Hey ladies..check out these babies"
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12-26-2001, 07:41 PM
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Oh, and I think it's just a flaw in the photo, but there's ammunition for the following blast-from-the-past: "I gave my trousers to Monica Lewinski for cleaning!"
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12-26-2001, 07:54 PM
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
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12-26-2001, 07:57 PM
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"Ricky Martin!!! Its all for you Baby!!!!"
------------------ I Botox my ballbag. [This message has been edited by Mike Semen (edited 12-26-2001).] |
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12-26-2001, 08:11 PM
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Suck it!
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Duuuuuuuuude the caption HAS to be "My nuts itch!"
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12-26-2001, 08:12 PM
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12-26-2001, 08:14 PM
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Hey, is that a crab crawling out of his pocket? The entries are very slow this time. Maybe I should just declare you the winner right now. |
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12-26-2001, 08:16 PM
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Super Mario
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"Look, all I know is I just woke up one morning, and this was just hanging there. What the fuck's up with that? I've been drunk ever since."
------------------ Last Chance Inn & Saloon Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear!! |
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12-26-2001, 08:18 PM
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"I didn't think you took me seriously when I said I bet my left nut."
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12-26-2001, 08:23 PM
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damn penis prosthetic won't stay put!!
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12-26-2001, 08:29 PM
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That's right ladies. You too can have bright white teeth. I have everything you need right here, wrapped up in one small package!
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12-26-2001, 08:59 PM
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"See ... what did I tell ya ?!? NO BRAIN NO PAIN !!! How many guys you know can pull their ballsack all the way to their bellybutton ?!?"
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12-26-2001, 09:33 PM
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Blow Me U Geeks
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This is what I am going to stick in your arse pornsuite Aussie Rebel |
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12-26-2001, 09:51 PM
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Looking California
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....and that last thing I remember was I said "Go Go Gadget Hand" and here I am in this hospital.......a Eunuch"
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12-26-2001, 10:09 PM
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Damn I think boneprone gave me crabs !
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12-26-2001, 10:11 PM
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"Have you EVER seen a genital wart of this quality and size? I think not."
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12-26-2001, 10:24 PM
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12-26-2001, 10:26 PM
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"say hello to my little friend..."
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12-26-2001, 11:18 PM
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Suck it!
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12-26-2001, 11:23 PM
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"Want a big dick? Click here for all natural penis enlargement!"
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12-26-2001, 11:43 PM
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He gives great head
But that goatie makes my nuts itch! |
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12-26-2001, 11:48 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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The next Don King
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12-27-2001, 12:02 AM
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i'm a little teapot
short and stout here is my handle here is my spout |
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12-27-2001, 12:03 AM
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see "I told you, I have a Small Penis!"
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12-27-2001, 12:08 AM
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It might be small, but it gets me off
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12-27-2001, 12:09 AM
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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See if you grab it just so, you can make 2 inches look much bigger
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12-27-2001, 02:02 AM
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"If my cock aint big enuff.. what about the kewl enblem on my shirt??"
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12-27-2001, 02:18 AM
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Hey, Mom look what i can do!!
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12-27-2001, 06:44 AM
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Amused, but not impressed, the skinny gay man watches Pinknutz express his devotion to him.
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12-27-2001, 06:49 AM
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12-27-2001, 06:57 AM
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Ahhhh jesss, welcome to casa de lahbray.
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12-27-2001, 06:59 AM
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Just curious... who is this guy we all keep making fun of? |
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12-27-2001, 07:00 AM
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"Want a piece of it?"
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12-27-2001, 07:15 AM
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There goes another satisfied customer... *SPIT*
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12-27-2001, 08:27 AM
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"Damn, I HATE when I superglue my hand to my cock"
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12-27-2001, 08:29 AM
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"Nope, I guess that isn't a banana in my pocket, I must be happy to see you"
OR "Yep, you're right, that is just a banana in my pocket" [This message has been edited by Slick (edited 12-27-2001).] |
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12-27-2001, 10:21 AM
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LOL, now shit is getting funny. 12Clicks has entered another great response but Elvis needs some original lines.
Sorry for leaving out the actual first place winner of the last ontest who was kind enough to pass his prize on to the others. Good Job PornJester. Now quit crying and place another entry. |
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12-27-2001, 10:24 AM
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Suck it!
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"Hey fucknuts, I got your $300 TGP Party right here!!"
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12-27-2001, 10:28 AM
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"Awwwwwwwwie"
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12-27-2001, 10:44 AM
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Damn sex change!
My penis isn't on as well as the doctor promised. |
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12-27-2001, 11:05 AM
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"Smile where I fucked you last!"
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12-27-2001, 11:06 AM
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"In your face!"
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12-27-2001, 11:41 AM
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Doc, ever since I started taking those penis enlargement pills, I keep slamming my dick in the car door
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12-27-2001, 11:55 AM
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Seasons Greetings
From the Chapel Hill Area Local Unit of Autism |
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12-27-2001, 12:01 PM
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An excited fan backstage at the Backstreet Boys concert will finally realize his lifelong dream of having his penis autographed by all members of the band
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12-27-2001, 12:20 PM
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Yet another troubled child actor, Barry Williams, who played Greg Brady on The Brady Bunch, has been taken into custody for allegedly trying to rob a liquor store with his penis. Barrys attorneys claim that it was a simple misunderstanding and that the penis was not loaded. No one was injured during the robbery.
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12-27-2001, 12:29 PM
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"Welcome to the party Reverend. May I offer you a drink?"
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12-27-2001, 12:38 PM
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"Damn it! I know I put that gerbil here somewhere!"
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