I dislocated my jaw(don't do drugs kids) - GoFuckYourself.com

Huggles · 04-07-2005, 10:24 PM

This is going to sound bad.

I've been working out pretty hard lately, and I usually eat a double meat roast chicken sub at subway right after. Well, two days ago was no different.

Until the drugs.

I hurt my shoulder mountain biking last year. Sometimes I get a lingering pain in it as it still hasn't fully healed. Well, the other day I tripped over the 150 pound rotti that I live with and jarred my shoulder, requiring immediate medical attention. That means dope. Yes, the stinky green pain relief. ( Anyone who works using a mouse on the same arm as a torn rotator cuff will know why it )

I got the munchies soon after, and opening my mouth as absolutely wide as it will go, I heard a pop.

Uh oh.

I ran upstairs, spit out the food, and checking my mouth for a missing chiclet, I notice my jaw feels funky. Whoa, the teeth aren't closing even on the back anymore.

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I guess I'll find out for sure tomorrow, but the side of my jaw is pretty sore so I'm guessing it IS dislocated.

I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake?

lloyd · 04-07-2005, 10:33 PM

thats pretty fucked up. where do you ride? im need some new places to bike in van.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-07-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

This is going to sound bad.

I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake?

GTS Mark · 04-07-2005, 10:36 PM

Sure it was munchies... I heard Warchild has got a pretty big cock, don't you coincedentally live with him? ;)

DH

Paraskass · 04-07-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake?

xclusive · 04-07-2005, 10:41 PM

ouch I hope it isn't too bad

Huggles · 04-07-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHard

Sure it was munchies... I heard Warchild has got a pretty big cock, don't you coincedentally live with him? ;)

DH

Mark you've bit more pillows than a Neverland sleepover

Satisfaction · 04-07-2005, 11:00 PM

fuck man.. hope everything is ok!

Huggles · 04-07-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lloyd

thats pretty fucked up. where do you ride? im need some new places to bike in van.

My favorite is CBC to Ned's Atomic Dustbin on Mt Seymour. I got hurt on my first run down Cypess.

Here's my bike:

Where and what do you ride?

rickholio · 04-07-2005, 11:02 PM

You may have TMJ (temporomandibular joint) issues where your jaw can be put out of alignment with your skull. I developed it after being in a car accident and I can (and sometimes must) put my jaw back into proper alignment... often with a loud and clearly audible *snap*.

FWIW - If you have TMJ problems, it won't mess with you much. Occasionally a headache, that's about it.

lloyd · 04-07-2005, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

My favorite is CBC to Ned's Atomic Dustbin on Mt Seymour. I got hurt on my first run down Cypess.

Here's my bike:

Where and what do you ride?

i grew up on the shore riding anything i could find on cypress and pretty much left it at that. obv did ubc a bit but that shits not so fun. did a few races, just casual class when i was kid. right now i have a stumpjumper m2 hardtail with bomber's and an old school little stumpjumper, straight forks and all but weighs nothing.

baddog · 04-07-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rickholio

You may have TMJ (temporomandibular joint) issues where your jaw can be put out of alignment with your skull

That is what I was thinking . . . I caused both of my ex-wives to get it from sucking my cock. Are you sure it was a sandwich?

GTS Mark · 04-07-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Mark you've bit more pillows than a Neverland sleepover

Just for the record MJ DID give me alcohol ;)

DH

Huggles · 04-07-2005, 11:11 PM

Fuck I had some pretty spectacular crashes in Whistler

You been there?

On the "Billy Goat" trail ( I can't remember what it's called, the one with all the elevated wood platforms on the Garbonzo or whatever it's called part of the mountain ) I flew out of the exit S curves on a muddy day and I lost control at like 30 kph before the bridge and I fell into the mud before the bridge and slid like 20 feet in mud and then OFF the bridge into the dirt underneath it on the other side. That didn't hurt but holy SHXT I almost crapped myself.

Huggles · 04-07-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That is what I was thinking . . . I caused both of my ex-wives to get it from sucking my cock. Are you sure it was a sandwich?

I WAS pretty stoned, and I ordered no mayo, so I think I am sure it was lunch

lloyd · 04-07-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Fuck I had some pretty spectacular crashes in Whistler

You been there?

On the "Billy Goat" trail ( I can't remember what it's called, the one with all the elevated wood platforms on the Garbonzo or whatever it's called part of the mountain ) I flew out of the exit S curves on a muddy day and I lost control at like 30 kph before the bridge and I fell into the mud before the bridge and slid like 20 feet in mud and then OFF the bridge into the dirt underneath it on the other side. That didn't hurt but holy SHXT I almost crapped myself.

crazy. i never did much riding up whistler... a few times but what i did was the easy easy stuff cos my pops aint as mobile as he once was yknow.

im working on healing from a nice dirt bike fuck up the other day when i was down in cali. layed the bike down nice on my leg, burnt the living fuck out of like a foot long of my leg. could barely walk for a couple days but its starting to heal so of to whistler tomorrow for a last day of skiing

reynold · 04-07-2005, 11:17 PM

Damn, that's gotta hurt. How are you now?

Chris · 04-07-2005, 11:26 PM

my brother has a permanent dislocated jaw
anytime he chews it goes pop
rather annoying
and it was from past acid / ectacy use

Furious_Female · 04-07-2005, 11:36 PM

ouch

Hope it gets better.

Jace · 04-07-2005, 11:37 PM

what the fuck does that have to do with drugs?

sounds like stupidity to me

Pipecrew · 04-07-2005, 11:51 PM

Maybee PhatZane kicked his ass!!! j/k

wargames · 04-08-2005, 12:30 AM

so does this mean the phrase: 'just say no' shed new meaning to you?

Major (Tom) · 04-08-2005, 12:48 AM

This sounds like warchilds big meat rod was at it again

DUke

Huggles · 04-10-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

what the fuck does that have to do with drugs?

sounds like stupidity to me

Stupidity?

Yes, I am stupid because my jaw popped out of he joint. That makes sense, a ton. Yes, my brainpower is directly connected to the fact that my jaw can easily come unhooked.

The dentist popped it back in on Friday, and ooooh, it felt nice! He said I can probably learn how to disconnect both sides, but I won't be able to swallow a live kangaroo or anything.

Manowar · 04-10-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake?

04-07-2005, 10:24 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,118	I dislocated my jaw(don't do drugs kids) This is going to sound bad. I've been working out pretty hard lately, and I usually eat a double meat roast chicken sub at subway right after. Well, two days ago was no different. Until the drugs. I hurt my shoulder mountain biking last year. Sometimes I get a lingering pain in it as it still hasn't fully healed. Well, the other day I tripped over the 150 pound rotti that I live with and jarred my shoulder, requiring immediate medical attention. That means dope. Yes, the stinky green pain relief. ( Anyone who works using a mouse on the same arm as a torn rotator cuff will know why it ) I got the munchies soon after, and opening my mouth as absolutely wide as it will go, I heard a pop. Uh oh. I ran upstairs, spit out the food, and checking my mouth for a missing chiclet, I notice my jaw feels funky. Whoa, the teeth aren't closing even on the back anymore. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I guess I'll find out for sure tomorrow, but the side of my jaw is pretty sore so I'm guessing it IS dislocated. I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake? __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

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04-07-2005, 11:11 PM	#14
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,118	Fuck I had some pretty spectacular crashes in Whistler You been there? On the "Billy Goat" trail ( I can't remember what it's called, the one with all the elevated wood platforms on the Garbonzo or whatever it's called part of the mountain ) I flew out of the exit S curves on a muddy day and I lost control at like 30 kph before the bridge and I fell into the mud before the bridge and slid like 20 feet in mud and then OFF the bridge into the dirt underneath it on the other side. That didn't hurt but holy SHXT I almost crapped myself. __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	my brother has a permanent dislocated jaw anytime he chews it goes pop rather annoying and it was from past acid / ectacy use __________________ [email protected]

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lloyd Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: 858/604 Posts: 798	thats pretty fucked up. where do you ride? im need some new places to bike in van.

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Sure it was munchies... I heard Warchild has got a pretty big cock, don't you coincedentally live with him? ;) DH

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04-07-2005, 11:02 PM	#10
rickholio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nor'easterland Posts: 1,914	You may have TMJ (temporomandibular joint) issues where your jaw can be put out of alignment with your skull. I developed it after being in a car accident and I can (and sometimes must) put my jaw back into proper alignment... often with a loud and clearly audible snap. FWIW - If you have TMJ problems, it won't mess with you much. Occasionally a headache, that's about it.

04-07-2005, 11:17 PM	#17
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Damn, that's gotta hurt. How are you now?

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	what the fuck does that have to do with drugs? sounds like stupidity to me

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Maybee PhatZane kicked his ass!!! j/k

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04-08-2005, 12:48 AM	#23
Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,532	This sounds like warchilds big meat rod was at it again DUke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom