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Tala · 04-13-2005, 09:03 PM

w00t, congrats coma!!

50 poker fiends

Kre8t0r · 04-13-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DrewKole

Actually, bitching because it disgusts me to play against someone who has no clue how to play poker, goes all in with any two cards, and catches one of the few cards that could make his shit hand worth a damn.

Doesnt matter if I win or lose, its disgusting to play against that person regardless.

Just making it known to him, maybe he'll use some of that cash to get a poker book or dvd... Lederer and Hellmuth both have great beginners books.

Damn Drew! All these years and you haven't changed a bit...LOL If you are so great why didn't you learn lesson #1 then.. To be a real poker player you have to take a loss like a MAN!! What a joke..

Face it you got

ed

Kre8t0r · 04-13-2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgasmics

Well, got 2nd in the 2nd tourney.

Grats, Coma.

GG Orgasmics! If I was to go out better to be taken out by someone you know...hehe (Oh and sorry for calling you a dude in chat the game was in my head)

Coma was hot in that 2nd game Owned us all! Congrats!

Tala · 04-13-2005, 09:10 PM

Damn, nice job Orgasmics!!

nosey · 04-13-2005, 09:23 PM

do i get $100 beans too?

fuzebox · 04-13-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DrewKole

uhh, you realize you won, because you called an all in, after a preflop raise, with k5s, with only the flush draw, and a pair on the board?

You didnt have the flush on the flop dipshit, you caught it on the river.

Just goes to show, you've got no clue how to play poker, you can't even read the board...

I wont even get into draws... you not once had a hand on the flop, or turn, and still called bets, and all ins.

Your odds of making a house were significantly lower than mine of making a flush.

Maybe I played this hand wrong, I usually only play limit. Would anyone who wasn't playing tonight like to comment?

Seat 10 is the button
Seat 4: fuzeb0x (10100).
Seat 10: wrongshui (8980).
Player wrongshui has small blind (200)
Player fuzeb0x has big blind (400)
Player fuzeb0x received card: [Ks]
Player fuzeb0x received card: [5s]
Player wrongshui raises (800)
Player fuzeb0x calls (600)
*** FLOP ***: [7s 9h 9s]
Player fuzeb0x checks
Player wrongshui bets (2400)
Player fuzeb0x raises (4800)
Player wrongshui allin (5580)
Player fuzeb0x calls (3180)
*** TURN ***: [7s 9h 9s][6s]
*** RIVER ***: [7s 9h 9s 6s][Kc]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 17960. Rake: 0
Board: [7s 9h 9s 6s Kc]
*Player fuzeb0x shows: Flush, King high [Ks 5s]. Bets: 8980. Collects: 17960 Wins: 8980
Player wrongshui shows: Two pairs.9s and 7s [7c Ah]. Bets: 8980. Collects: 0 Loses: 8980

stev0 · 04-13-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrewKole

Actually, bitching because it disgusts me to play against someone who has no clue how to play poker, goes all in with any two cards, and catches one of the few cards that could make his shit hand worth a damn.

Doesnt matter if I win or lose, its disgusting to play against that person regardless.

Just making it known to him, maybe he'll use some of that cash to get a poker book or dvd... Lederer and Hellmuth both have great beginners books.

So yeah, he beat you....

Now you should be quiet, don't be a sore loser... you sound like a whiny bitch.

DrewKole · 04-13-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kre8t0r

Damn Drew! All these years and you haven't changed a bit...LOL If you are so great why didn't you learn lesson #1 then.. To be a real poker player you have to take a loss like a MAN!! What a joke..

Face it you got

ed

Uhh, since when is that lesson #1?

See Phil Hellmuth
See Mike the Mouth.

Maybe it's part of being a nice guy, or a gentleman, but it's never been a huge part of poker.

I keep forgetting about poker in the wild west, where everyone would sit down at a table, and noone ever got killed over a game...

BradM · 04-13-2005, 10:49 PM

Drew: Shut the fuck up faggot.

Fuze won. Fuze wins constantly on the real table too, I have played with him before. He knows when to hold and when to fold. Part of it is luck, a lot is calculations.

You lost. Shut the fuck up and go have some anal sex.

teksonline · 04-13-2005, 10:49 PM

thanks for helping me understand whats going on!

first of all, anyone who stays in a game because they draw suited hand, only stands a 3% growth in hand rank. Betting into that pot was probably the dumbest move you can make. however you seem to win 100% of those crazy bets. hrmph wonder why

fuzebox · 04-13-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by teksonline

thanks for helping me understand whats going on!

first of all, anyone who stays in a game because they draw suited hand, only stands a 3% growth in hand rank. Betting into that pot was probably the dumbest move you can make. however you seem to win 100% of those crazy bets.

Um. The only reason you were still in at the end of last week was because you made 4 of a kind early on... You went out on a reckless all in preflop with QK offsuit.

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hrmph wonder why

jungar · 04-13-2005, 11:06 PM

Sounds like fun! Anyone coming down to the Montreal Webmaster Access show, btw?

teksonline · 04-13-2005, 11:18 PM

nothing wrong going all in with a strong KQ final hand 1 vs 1, especially playing against one who bets all his chips every hand... gee you had an ace for the 5 hands in a row there.... wonder how that happened.

but lets really take a peek here, I seen something happen i never seen in the last 25 years of poker playing and will never see again.... we split the same identical hands 4 times that night, not me and the other players, me and YOU had the exact same hand, (and im not talking pairs of kings ladies) we split on two pair twice with IDENTICAL KICKERS, trips twice with the SAME KICKERS, and i believe there i was even one more, in which was at the end in which you took most of pot with higher kicker.

sorry but you have no calculation going on at all there... because it's too easy to see
that you bet 5000 chips most of the time without even seeing the flop
and that is by far a tell tale sign, i wasnt sitting there losing, i was waiting to sucker you in, because i seen you were easy prey, but getting 4 of a kind now, wonder if that was handed to me

fuzebox · 04-14-2005, 12:14 AM

You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. It's a pretty lame accusation to make, I created my 2bet account a week ago and only talked to the owner on ICQ when he contacted me to give me my prize.

Let's see some examples from the hand history? I'm looking over last weeks game and you went all in with weak hands more than anyone.

arnette · 04-14-2005, 01:59 AM

So Drew, a summary of your opionion would be that you got your arse kicked by a shithouse poker player, correct? Is that what you are trying to tell us? or is there something else to your posts?

Vitasoy · 04-14-2005, 02:24 AM

Damn I missed it, I hope to catch the next one.

Rankings · 04-14-2005, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline

nothing wrong going all in with a strong KQ final hand 1 vs 1, especially playing against one who bets all his chips every hand... gee you had an ace for the 5 hands in a row there.... wonder how that happened.

but lets really take a peek here, I seen something happen i never seen in the last 25 years of poker playing and will never see again.... we split the same identical hands 4 times that night, not me and the other players, me and YOU had the exact same hand, (and im not talking pairs of kings ladies) we split on two pair twice with IDENTICAL KICKERS, trips twice with the SAME KICKERS, and i believe there i was even one more, in which was at the end in which you took most of pot with higher kicker.

sorry but you have no calculation going on at all there... because it's too easy to see
that you bet 5000 chips most of the time without even seeing the flop
and that is by far a tell tale sign, i wasnt sitting there losing, i was waiting to sucker you in, because i seen you were easy prey, but getting 4 of a kind now, wonder if that was handed to me

You've made several accusations that this tournaments was not fair. This tournament and every IWantU.com tournament is completely fair. The wonderful thing about poker is that anyone can win. Nothing is rigged on 2bet.com nor will it ever be. Period.

Fuzebox, congrats on the win again! Contact me so we can make payment arrangements for your $100 prize.

Everyone, don't forget the tourney goes on again tonight, same time, same place. Hope to see you there. Seems there are alot of people who are hungry for the 1st place spot.

Kre8t0r · 04-14-2005, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by input

You've made several accusations that this tournaments was not fair. This tournament and every IWantU.com tournament is completely fair. The wonderful thing about poker is that anyone can win. Nothing is rigged on 2bet.com nor will it ever be. Period.

Fuzebox, congrats on the win again! Contact me so we can make payment arrangements for your $100 prize.

Everyone, don't forget the tourney goes on again tonight, same time, same place. Hope to see you there. Seems there are alot of people who are hungry for the 1st place spot.

Great tourney! Don't sweat all the haters, they just haven't totally understood poker yet. If you think you will win every game and every tourney you are still a rookie. I have been beat by players with less skill than myself on quite a few occasions, just a tip: That's why it's called "gambling" fools!

And Drew is just a whiney little bitch... What's new

Hey Drew you never answered... How does it feel to get

ed by in your words an amateur..

teksonline · 04-14-2005, 11:22 AM

You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about?

CynthiaB · 04-17-2005, 02:16 PM

I got THIRD in the iWantU Tourney, Fifth in the first one. Geez, those last two guys really gave me a good run at it but in the end...I admit defeat....maybe next week??

Cyn

Rhino22 · 04-17-2005, 04:30 PM

When is the next tournemant? and how much is the prize.

04-13-2005, 09:03 PM	#51
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04-14-2005, 02:24 AM	#66
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04-13-2005, 10:49 PM	#59
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Drew: Shut the fuck up faggot. Fuze won. Fuze wins constantly on the real table too, I have played with him before. He knows when to hold and when to fold. Part of it is luck, a lot is calculations. You lost. Shut the fuck up and go have some anal sex.

04-13-2005, 10:49 PM	#60
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	thanks for helping me understand whats going on! first of all, anyone who stays in a game because they draw suited hand, only stands a 3% growth in hand rank. Betting into that pot was probably the dumbest move you can make. however you seem to win 100% of those crazy bets. hrmph wonder why

04-13-2005, 11:06 PM	#62
jungar Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 377	Sounds like fun! Anyone coming down to the Montreal Webmaster Access show, btw?

04-13-2005, 11:18 PM	#63
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	nothing wrong going all in with a strong KQ final hand 1 vs 1, especially playing against one who bets all his chips every hand... gee you had an ace for the 5 hands in a row there.... wonder how that happened. but lets really take a peek here, I seen something happen i never seen in the last 25 years of poker playing and will never see again.... we split the same identical hands 4 times that night, not me and the other players, me and YOU had the exact same hand, (and im not talking pairs of kings ladies) we split on two pair twice with IDENTICAL KICKERS, trips twice with the SAME KICKERS, and i believe there i was even one more, in which was at the end in which you took most of pot with higher kicker. sorry but you have no calculation going on at all there... because it's too easy to see that you bet 5000 chips most of the time without even seeing the flop and that is by far a tell tale sign, i wasnt sitting there losing, i was waiting to sucker you in, because i seen you were easy prey, but getting 4 of a kind now, wonder if that was handed to me

04-14-2005, 12:14 AM	#64
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,117	You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. It's a pretty lame accusation to make, I created my 2bet account a week ago and only talked to the owner on ICQ when he contacted me to give me my prize. Let's see some examples from the hand history? I'm looking over last weeks game and you went all in with weak hands more than anyone.

04-14-2005, 01:59 AM	#65
arnette Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 283	So Drew, a summary of your opionion would be that you got your arse kicked by a shithouse poker player, correct? Is that what you are trying to tell us? or is there something else to your posts?

04-14-2005, 11:22 AM	#69
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about?

04-17-2005, 02:16 PM	#70
CynthiaB Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 1,274	I got THIRD in the iWantU Tourney, Fifth in the first one. Geez, those last two guys really gave me a good run at it but in the end...I admit defeat....maybe next week?? Cyn

04-17-2005, 04:30 PM	#71
Rhino22 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,288	When is the next tournemant? and how much is the prize.