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Funky Bastard · 04-13-2005, 04:38 PM

A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

Mike Okitch · 04-13-2005, 06:27 PM

Really funny...well almost.

jawanda · 04-13-2005, 06:29 PM

damn that joke sucks.
uhh.. no offense. but seriously.

skinnay · 04-13-2005, 06:29 PM

::crickets::

Spunky · 04-13-2005, 06:29 PM

Lol...I chuckled at that one

Mike Okitch · 04-13-2005, 06:34 PM

wargames · 04-13-2005, 07:39 PM

Now that's funny.

Harmon · 04-13-2005, 07:40 PM

04-13-2005, 04:38 PM	#1
Funky Bastard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 2,544	Here I got a story for you guys! A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke." She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

04-13-2005, 06:27 PM	#2
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Really funny...well almost. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by Mike Okitch; 04-13-2005 at 06:29 PM..

04-13-2005, 06:29 PM	#4
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04-13-2005, 06:29 PM	#5
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04-13-2005, 06:34 PM	#6
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04-13-2005, 06:29 PM	#3
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	damn that joke sucks. uhh.. no offense. but seriously.

04-13-2005, 07:39 PM	#7
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