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Old 04-13-2005, 05:05 PM   #1
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I was downtown today and:

this bum came up to my car with a wildshield wiper and asked if he could do my windows. im like "ya sure" ( may as well give the guy a little work! ) when he is finished he put his hand out like he wanted a tip, "splack" i put a bag of mayo in his hand then i pick up my blow horn and blow it in his face then peeeeled off.

that will teach his ass not to have a job.
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:07 PM   #2
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i saw a lot of things like this when i was all time all day donwtown LOL
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:07 PM   #3
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why did you have a bag of mayo in your car?
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:14 PM   #4
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a bag of mayo?
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:19 PM   #5
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yes i was at wendy's earlier and they gave me a bag of mayo when i asked for mayo on the side, i didnt want to eat it so i tipped that poor bastard it.

I FEED THE POOR WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE DO FOR SOCIETY?
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:22 PM   #6
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that was you... hey thanks for the mayo.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:25 PM   #7
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this bum came up to my car with a wildshield wiper and asked if he could do my windows. im like "ya sure" ( may as well give the guy a little work! ) when he is finished he put his hand out like he wanted a tip, "splack" i put a bag of mayo in his hand then i pick up my blow horn and blow it in his face then peeeeled off.

that will teach his ass not to have a job.
Your a very big man. I am positive he needed more lessons on being down on his luck, since obviously life has not shown him plenty.

Sad part is he is trying to do some work, and then gets ripped off by someone who accepts the work then wiggles out of payment since he does not have a job that you approve of.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:44 PM   #8
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why did you have a bag of mayo in your car?

I was gonna ask the same question.
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:53 PM   #9
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Here the cops slap them bums with fines..That will teach those homeless beggars
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:56 PM   #10
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Your a very big man. I am positive he needed more lessons on being down on his luck, since obviously life has not shown him plenty.

Sad part is he is trying to do some work, and then gets ripped off by someone who accepts the work then wiggles out of payment since he does not have a job that you approve of.
I agree. Must be wonderful to be so god damned perfect. This is a pathetic story, and most likely one you should have probably kept to yourself. Did you do this because you are still disturbed by Dirty's cock puking content? Worm
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:01 PM   #11
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that was you... hey thanks for the mayo.
Lmao, so what did you do with the mayo? lol.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:02 PM   #12
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this bum came up to my car with a wildshield wiper and asked if he could do my windows. im like "ya sure" ( may as well give the guy a little work! ) when he is finished he put his hand out like he wanted a tip, "splack" i put a bag of mayo in his hand then i pick up my blow horn and blow it in his face then peeeeled off.

that will teach his ass not to have a job.
bah...you suck
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:44 PM   #13
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If you look through his previous posts for his opinion of minorities, you would conclude Metaman is more like an anaconda than a worm in terms of the size of his sliminess.
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:01 PM   #14
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your so nice lol
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:01 PM   #15
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Your a very big man. I am positive he needed more lessons on being down on his luck, since obviously life has not shown him plenty.

Sad part is he is trying to do some work, and then gets ripped off by someone who accepts the work then wiggles out of payment since he does not have a job that you approve of.

down on his luck? maybe he shouldnt spend all that money on drugs!

i loved being back in high school arguing with my religion teacher (calgary has public and seperate 50/50 funding) trying to tell me that only 10% of bums did drugs. YA RIGHT.
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:03 PM   #16
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lol thats what he gets for being poor, god i hate poor people.
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