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Old 04-17-2005, 10:37 PM   #1
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Here is a riddle for you to chew on...

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Don't ask me for the answer, I don't have it.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:38 PM   #2
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It needs air/ moisture to set
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:39 PM   #3
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If its in the bottle, there would be no air to harden the glue and bond it with the sides of the container.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:40 PM   #4
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Jebus Christ......Basic 2nd grade art class should have taught you the answer.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:41 PM   #5
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LOL Because it needs to be on your fingers and in your eyes before it hardens
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:42 PM   #6
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Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why is something on a boat called cargo but if it's by land it's called a shipment?

Also, what color will a Smurf turn if you choke it?

Questions to ponder....I have more.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:42 PM   #7
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Jebus Christ......Basic 2nd grade art class should have taught you the answer.

did you not answer because you are currently loading google for it !?
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:43 PM   #8
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why does the sun set? i guess we'll never know the answer to these riddles
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:45 PM   #9
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did you not answer because you are currently loading google for it !?

I didn't answer because the question was already answered and I am sitting here waiting for the a good "riddle to chew on."
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Old 04-17-2005, 11:42 PM   #10
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I didn't answer because the question was already answered and I am sitting here waiting for the a good "riddle to chew on."
Doesn't look like any in this thread.
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:02 AM   #11
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Also, what color will a Smurf turn if you choke it?

Questions to ponder....I have more.
ahhh okay that's a tough one...
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:05 AM   #12
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ahhh okay that's a tough one...

Actually, it's an easy one. They turn black and then they are called smiggers.
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:07 AM   #13
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Actually, it's an easy one. They turn black and then they are called smiggers.
Racist??
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:09 AM   #14
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why does the sun set? i guess we'll never know the answer to these riddles
and like why is the moon made of cheese.....
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:10 AM   #15
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Racist??

Yeah....I have a personal grudge against smurfs who have been choked.

What's your point?
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:21 AM   #16
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Yeah....I have a personal grudge against smurfs who have been choked.

What's your point?
I'm with you. I also hate smurfs with near-death experiences.
Those little bastards deserve everything they got.
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:25 AM   #17
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Why do you call it taking a dump when you are really leaving it?

Why does 7-11 have locks on the doors when they are open 24/7/365?
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:27 AM   #18
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Hey Aaron, I wanted to ask you a question but you are not answering your ICQ.

Can you hit me up when you get a chance
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:11 AM   #19
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These riddles are lame so far. Just re-circulated chain letter fodder.

Why doesn't someone try explaining why you can never identify your time, location, and speed at any given moment? You can only lock down two, apparently.
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:24 AM   #20
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whats as light as smoke but strong as a brick?
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