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Old 04-27-2005, 08:44 PM   #1
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Tip of the Day , Wash your hands before you Masturbate....
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:47 PM   #2
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I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country.
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:47 PM   #3
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I don't why people don't wash their hands before they pee either.
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:47 PM   #4
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whats wrong with STICKY HANDS???? or fryed chicken grease on your hands?

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Old 04-27-2005, 08:48 PM   #5
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I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country.

True true
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:48 PM   #6
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shit you should've had this tip yesterday, I jerked it after having a burrito and a jalapeno!
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:48 PM   #7
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I bet you don't shake other peoples hands either
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:50 PM   #8
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I wear a condom when I masturbate.

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Old 04-27-2005, 08:51 PM   #9
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I heard germs can jump 6 feet from where you piss so watch out who is pissing next to you
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:53 PM   #10
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:55 PM   #11
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:55 PM   #12
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socks filled with lotion work well lol
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:56 PM   #13
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:05 PM   #14
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uh, your thread just came in late.
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:47 PM   #15
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:59 PM   #16
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germs can fuckin jump now? damn, evolution is catchin up to us
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I usually try washing my hands AFTER, I prefer not to eat with cummy hands.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:08 PM   #18
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:10 PM   #19
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:11 PM   #20
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I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country.

Asia isn't a country.

And have you ever heard of SARS?

Please think before you post, I know it's a novel concept here.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:13 PM   #21
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Thanks for the advice!
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:21 PM   #22
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I do it before and aftrer man... :D
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:54 PM   #23
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:56 PM   #24
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