A funny joke i read today... - GoFuckYourself.com

Art Del Gado · 04-26-2005, 01:14 PM

tell me if you find this funny... i was on the floor when i read it :lol:

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

JD · 04-26-2005, 01:17 PM

Fresh · 04-26-2005, 01:19 PM

Thats funny... heres one more...

Q: What did the mexican firefighter name his kids????

A: Hose A and Hose B

axelcat · 04-26-2005, 01:21 PM

woj · 04-26-2005, 01:21 PM

Furious_Female · 04-26-2005, 01:44 PM

Meta Ridley · 04-26-2005, 01:46 PM

That is fuckinmg funny!

Icon · 04-26-2005, 01:47 PM

awww

smokingdawn · 04-26-2005, 01:48 PM

LOL..that was pretty good

DaddysGirl · 04-26-2005, 01:51 PM

good one! love the hose a and hose b too...anyone have anymore, i need some laughter today...

Susan F · 04-26-2005, 01:53 PM

That was pretty good!

Art Del Gado · 04-26-2005, 01:59 PM

glad you guys enjoyed that one .. here is another one thats pretty funny

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

Just_Dave · 04-26-2005, 02:03 PM

DaddysGirl · 04-26-2005, 02:04 PM

excellent!! more more!

Fresh · 04-26-2005, 02:32 PM

Q: What do you call a mexican basketball game?

A: Juan on Juan

Fresh · 04-26-2005, 02:33 PM

Q: What do you call a mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos

Fresh · 04-26-2005, 02:33 PM

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto

Screaming · 04-26-2005, 02:59 PM

heh that is funny

Downtime · 04-26-2005, 03:04 PM

not too bad!

How do you start a Mexican parade?

Roll a quarter down the street.

Adultnet · 04-26-2005, 03:46 PM

he he he

WWC-Moe B. · 04-26-2005, 03:53 PM

thats funny

tbsteve · 04-26-2005, 03:58 PM

well i must say i hit the floor too, lol
love the cat sig too! just not cats.

Fresh · 04-26-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

not too bad!

How do you start a Mexican parade?

Roll a quarter down the street.

lolll
How do you hide a quarter from a mexican?

put it under a bar of soap.

Scott McD · 04-26-2005, 04:05 PM

Some funny ones !!

Violetta · 04-26-2005, 04:18 PM

muhahaha... smuggling bikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SicChild · 04-26-2005, 04:24 PM

Q: Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
A: Her teacher told her to do an essay.

04-26-2005, 01:14 PM	#1
Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	A funny joke i read today... tell me if you find this funny... i was on the floor when i read it :lol: Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?" "Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose. "Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand. Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border. Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?" "Sand," says Jose. A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border. For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?" Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..." __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

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Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	glad you guys enjoyed that one .. here is another one thats pretty funny A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

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