Local cops say: NEXT TIME GIVE US A CALL - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 04:39 PM

This was in the local breifs of the Winnipeg Free Press...

Next time, give us a call!

"IF you think you've found a bomb, don't take it to a police station -- call them instead.

That was the advice from the Winnipeg Police Service yesterday after a Winnipeg man found a suspicious device in his mailbox and took it to the District 4 station in Transcona.

The officer behind the desk immediately called the bomb unit to handle the device.

It proved to be a device someone had wired up to look like a real bomb.

However, police said this and other instances prompted them to alert people that if ever they should find what appears to be an explosive, like old military ordnance, they should leave it alone and call police to remove it."

too funny

decrypted · 05-04-2005, 04:49 PM

lol.......

cool1 · 05-04-2005, 05:33 PM

I read that one, what an idiot.

Wiggles · 05-04-2005, 06:19 PM

haha imagine it went off, the guy would be fucked.

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

haha imagine it went off, the guy would be fucked.

But.... there would have been no cops around to arrest him :D

nofx · 05-04-2005, 06:50 PM

www.killpolice.com/blog

pornguy · 05-04-2005, 06:54 PM

You would be surprised how stupid people can be.

Mike Okitch · 05-04-2005, 07:24 PM

That was one brillant guy. Take that package on the bus, or drive around in rush hour traffic to get it to the cop shop.

Fucking moron.

Love Brokers · 05-04-2005, 08:17 PM

Had a guy carry into L.A.P.D.'s Hollywood Station back in early 70's a cardboard box with about 20 sticks of nitro laced dynamite sticks. "I found these under the kitchen floor board of the house I just purchased." He then DROPPED the box on the counter top for the desk officers to "take care." The dynamite was "sweating nitro."

Barefootsies · 05-04-2005, 08:19 PM

HAHAHAHAH

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 09:32 PM

Was a guy from Transcona.... I wonder if it was my redneck brother in law.

Sounds like something he'd do :D

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