Athens and Istanbul Travel Tips - GoFuckYourself.com

Redrob · 05-08-2005, 01:04 AM

I'm getting ready to go there on business and would appreciate any travel tips or things to do that aren't on the tourist circuit. Anything would be appreciated.

Q1: How is driving a car?
Q2: What should I avoid?
Q3: If I saw only one place, what should it be?

Thanks in advance.

mockingbich · 05-08-2005, 04:13 AM

The best thing I can tell you is to remember that the Turks and Greeks don't get along

I lived in Southern Turkey for awhile (in the 80's) and visited athens several times... once I got into a conversation with a Greek cab driver and mistakenly told him I was living in Turkey... To make a long story short he got pissed and dropped me off at the wrong place

Driving a car is a nightmare... There are basically no traffic rules... It's like anarchy

Don't say "peach" to a Turk. It's an insult

Don't show the heel of your shoes in Turkey. It's an insult

Basically, you'll pretty much like all the normal tourist stuff in those big cities. Check out the blue mosque in Istanbul and definately the Acropolis in Athens Personally, I prefered the rural areas and had the most fun just ending up in little villages off the beaten path etc.

Maybe plan on buying some meerschaum pipes when you're in Istanbul.

The town of Ephesus http://www.ephesusguide.com/ near Izmir was definately a highlight back then...

Have fun! I'd like to see the those countries today.. they've probably changed a bit since I was there 20 years ago

Antonio · 05-08-2005, 05:02 AM

When in Athens just wave the Turkish flag, when in Istanbul pat the Turks' wives asses, they're Muslims, they appreciate you being friendly with their female family members (don't forget the daighteres too)...

pr0 · 05-08-2005, 05:04 AM

Stock up on hash in instanbul

IRQ · 05-08-2005, 05:06 AM

If you'll drive visit the:
METEORA
And RHODOS's Castle (one way ship ticket cost about 80hahaha8364; for a car) after you may continue to the Cyprus and Turkey

Then you stay in Greece call the Istanbul KONSTANTINOPOL and in turkey you better say as it is.
The car driving in Athens after the Europe may looks like anarchy but actually they stops on red light

Theo · 05-08-2005, 05:14 AM

Q1: How is driving a car?

hard to find parking, easy to get in to car accidents if you are not careful

Q2: What should I avoid?

not many things i can think, if you smoke pot etc better forget it for a while cause drug laws are strict.

Q3: If I saw only one place, what should it be?

hard to tell, parthenon is a must to visit, aside that many places based on what you are looking for.

although i dont live in greeceanymore send me msg on icq and ill give you further info + if you run in to any kind of problem you call me and i help you

Doc911 · 05-11-2005, 07:10 AM

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I'm getting ready to go there on business and would appreciate any travel tips or things to do that aren't on the tourist circuit. Anything would be appreciated.

common things to say in greek that will win you friends.
Kali Mera Malakas - good morning friend
Kali Spera Malakas - good evening friend
Eh ho Feelo - thats my wife
Tous Kerata des - I'm american and this is my wife

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Q1: How is driving a car?

They drive on the left side of the road like in england. Its curtious to wave at the passing cars with your fingers spread wide apart

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Q2: What should I avoid?

Big fat hairy men in speedos

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Q3: If I saw only one place, what should it be?

Take a boat to mikonos. they have a horse shoe beach there. Its beautuful to lay naked in the sand.

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Thanks in advance.

my pleasure

ADL_JD · 05-11-2005, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

When in Athens just wave the Turkish flag, when in Istanbul pat the Turks' wives asses, they're Muslims, they appreciate you being friendly with their female family members (don't forget the daighteres too)...

Funny shit!

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Theo · 05-11-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc911

They drive on the left side of the road like in england. Its curtious to wave at the passing cars with your fingers spread wide apart

that's cyprus bro ;-)

Screaming · 05-11-2005, 07:17 AM

never been to either but sounds like a blast

05-08-2005, 01:04 AM	#1
Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	Athens and Istanbul Travel Tips I'm getting ready to go there on business and would appreciate any travel tips or things to do that aren't on the tourist circuit. Anything would be appreciated. Q1: How is driving a car? Q2: What should I avoid? Q3: If I saw only one place, what should it be? Thanks in advance.

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IRQ Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5	If you'll drive visit the: METEORA And RHODOS's Castle (one way ship ticket cost about 80hahaha8364; for a car) after you may continue to the Cyprus and Turkey Then you stay in Greece call the Istanbul KONSTANTINOPOL and in turkey you better say as it is. The car driving in Athens after the Europe may looks like anarchy but actually they stops on red light Last edited by IRQ; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM..

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05-08-2005, 04:13 AM	#2
mockingbich Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 274	The best thing I can tell you is to remember that the Turks and Greeks don't get along I lived in Southern Turkey for awhile (in the 80's) and visited athens several times... once I got into a conversation with a Greek cab driver and mistakenly told him I was living in Turkey... To make a long story short he got pissed and dropped me off at the wrong place Driving a car is a nightmare... There are basically no traffic rules... It's like anarchy Don't say "peach" to a Turk. It's an insult Don't show the heel of your shoes in Turkey. It's an insult Basically, you'll pretty much like all the normal tourist stuff in those big cities. Check out the blue mosque in Istanbul and definately the Acropolis in Athens Personally, I prefered the rural areas and had the most fun just ending up in little villages off the beaten path etc. Maybe plan on buying some meerschaum pipes when you're in Istanbul. The town of Ephesus http://www.ephesusguide.com/ near Izmir was definately a highlight back then... Have fun! I'd like to see the those countries today.. they've probably changed a bit since I was there 20 years ago

05-08-2005, 05:02 AM	#3
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	When in Athens just wave the Turkish flag, when in Istanbul pat the Turks' wives asses, they're Muslims, they appreciate you being friendly with their female family members (don't forget the daighteres too)...

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Q1: How is driving a car? hard to find parking, easy to get in to car accidents if you are not careful Q2: What should I avoid? not many things i can think, if you smoke pot etc better forget it for a while cause drug laws are strict. Q3: If I saw only one place, what should it be? hard to tell, parthenon is a must to visit, aside that many places based on what you are looking for. although i dont live in greeceanymore send me msg on icq and ill give you further info + if you run in to any kind of problem you call me and i help you