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I don't mean to be hard on you Alien, I happen to know that IRL you're a nice and helpful guy and there's no harm in you. I'm just trying to tell you that this new persona you have is fucking you up and you should stop.
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Hey Dig420 you better watch out.
Your sig says you have the best conversion, longest retention, and highest payout for interracial traffic. You better be able to prove that or AlienQ will call his lawyers. Also, I think the term "Dark Cavern" was patented by the Visigoth's in 384....you shouldn't try to profit from someone else's term ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I DO believe we have the longest retention of any comparably sized site, I DO believe we convert the best on targeted traffic, and if anyone is paying more per join I'll match them and beat them. Darkcavern.com is a fucking gold mine. |
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124 surfers chatting on the darkcavern.com forum right this minute. How many paysites can do that?
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I was making fun of AlienQ with that post....not taking shots at you ![]()
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Fuck you dude. I have every right to speak to what I like, ya don't have to read it. I enjoy helping people and try to help the peeps that come through this biz and leave this biz. I know every mother fucking thing about an affiliates program, every script available from god damn River Styx to Executive stats, to MPA. Shit I even thought of some things regarding MPA and told Garry to pursue Cascading solutions in a boxed application when you were picking your ass trying to figure out the CCBILL scrub. I was thinking ahead then just like I do now and never been sharper. I know almost every mother fucking popular tour on the net these days and even have insite to several I have built personally and know how they perform. I reccomend exit reutines, support issue's content buys and much more than your lazy ass ever cared to even fucken think about. In all honesty ya better be thankful I have never openned a program. But I will tell you one thing. I have helped plenty of fucking ingrates like yourself through out my career only to be stabbed in the back once they found success.
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![]() But do tell us this: With all of this knowledge, this vast repertoire of sheer webmaster godhood to utilize, you've never managed to make your mark. Why not? And yes: Me, Marc De, Ron Levi - we're all eternally grateful you never opened your own program. Surely we would be out of business by now if you had ;) |
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Also Alien, and I think this is where you might be getting confused and not just with me - If I throw you some work because you seemed like a nice guy at a convention, that does not equal you 'helping me'. That equals me throwing you a bone.
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Lens and his folks can look at the IP's of the nics. There are more affluent way's to getting the truth. If MetaformX does have multiple handles... And used em for his publicity to open his program, it is kinda an interesting technique but maybe just a little to overboard just to get his program in gear. To sum it up, it's to elaborate and to risky of a shot to make it worth while. Even if he did do that... So what. So the fuck what. Its still abut the bttm line. People send traffic, it works fine it does not send to someone else. Webmasters are whores and go for the best fuck anyways. If his prgram does well it does not matter a fuck what hedoes on the boards cuz its still about bottm line. He been trying to open the program for 2 years. It's finally up and working. He launches it and there is nothing but blood shed frm you people. I must admit I would expect more sites on his program, 2 years is a weeee bit to long but fuck it... He openned it and its available.
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I was there with ya and helped you publicly out of the kindness of my stupid bleeding heart. I am glad ya only see it all as a "Bone" or a "Nice guy" thing. I taught your god damn designer photoshop and made reccomendations to em ALL THE TIME, and had him come to my house as ya pitched em for a drug habit that he had. I helped get em clean after ya tore his ass up. Maybe I should have just sided with Serge and his clan all along, I have gottin more love from them over the years without the back stabbing and ingrateful bullshit I get from people I have sided with in the past...
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So Alien, please tell us this... with all of this knowledge, program experience, designing skills, content experience, etc, etc, etc, why haven't you opened this so called ingenious program that you are capable of? What's holding you back? Time? Money? Or are you just way too smart to open up a silly little program like everyone else does?
I'm no genius, but I'm no idiot either. It took me a long time, but eventually I realized that I don't make any money sitting around telling other people how they should make their money. I shut up and got to work. This year I'm going to make 3 times what I did last year. Thats pretty fucking cool. Why don't you do the same? Take your skills and put them to work. Hell you don't even need skills, all you need to do is take each piece of the puzzle and put them together nice and tight.
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I prefer to build the shit for other people, owning the bitch is a fucken headache. If I were to do it it would require capital cuz it would be flawless.
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I am only kidding, Bernie ows us nothing but good memorries ![]() Dig420, is somebody fucking with you? Bring them wine and drop it on their heads, repeatedly ![]() |
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Nobody's fucking with me, they know I'll go get Serge so they leave me alone lol |
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splitting $2,783,000,000 among the clan members with you not present was a real tragedy, you were missed.... ![]() |
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![]() Here is a pleasure for you both to figure out.
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you thought wrong....wine is for everybody with excess cash which needs drainage. ![]() yes, you go but...you never fly, you chicken you! ![]() |
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Maybe your timing was wrong.
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All you have to do is design the site and run it. Let's see what you can do. |
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Is the timing still wrong?
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dig, he likes to keep it simple and only design. Read above.
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Thats what really matters. I dont give a shit about any of that. I got all that already. I need a bank. Find me a processor, gimmeh Merchant account. 10 so will do.
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3 Offshore. 2 for my personnal. 1 US Business liscense I prefer Nevada, you can put your name on it to. We can do 80% mine 20% for you. I already got content. Got my own HD Camara and gear. I also need another 40K for start up and monthly bills. I currently juggle 6 clients and turn out about 5-8 tours with a week with an overhead of about 4K a month. I am sure most ya would prefer to see me right where I am otherwise one of you fools would have stepped up by now for real. Tired of proving my shit to folks. I post on boards now to help people out and ad my 2 cents where ever I please and obviously after all these years I still aint down. So I am doing my shit right. Ya need a partner get serious, ya do not want a partner ya want a victim...
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What on Earth are you talking about now?
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Oh and I have built a few affiliate programs from scratch with multiple sites and members area's in under 3 months complete with photos, galleries, movies and pluggins.
SO am I fucking qualified to talk my shit? Hell yeah I am.
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This thread went waaaaaayyyyyy off the beaten path.
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I think this is one of the old cases of "I can't do anything unless I have all of the proper tools handed to me on a silver platter."
Excuse after excuse.
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It aint shit, it's a piss in the bucket. Hell I seen 40K on a table get sniffed up... It aint shit to some people.
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Did someone post to many dollar signs and set off your board tracker?
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