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Sly · 05-10-2005, 03:29 PM

I want to hunt people. Now THAT is a sport made for real men.

I'd like to organize a canned human hunt. Does anyone know of any African tribes that wouldn't be missed? And before someone starts bitching about the hunt being unfair because of my weapon advantage, chill out... I'll be shooting poisoned darts out of bamboo straws.

ProjectNaked · 05-10-2005, 03:31 PM

sounds like fun...let me know when the saffari starts

WarChild · 05-10-2005, 03:32 PM

I'm in. To make it fair we should probably pick a whole African village to be fair game. Maybe we can make it a lottery, so like we pick one village out of say 10. The remaining 9 we give a bunch of food, money and medicine too. If we manage it just right, we can offset enough deaths in other villages such that if we wipe out a small village it's still a net gain.

No to make it even better we do it with swords only.

sweetME · 05-10-2005, 03:33 PM

Need something to do? Go hunt for Osama.

05-10-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetME

Need something to do? Go hunt for Osama.

good point, what happened to him? lol

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 03:36 PM

alright! nigger hunting! just like the good old glory days of the american south!

WarChild · 05-10-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetME

Need something to do? Go hunt for Osama.

Are you kidding me? Arabs are smelly filth creatures best left alone when it's possible. They're the Jawas of planet Earth.

WarChild · 05-10-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

alright! nigger hunting! just like the good old glory days of the american south!

No it's not a racist thing. I'm good with Ireland or even say Quebec too. It's just kind of hard to find a place to let you do that, so we're thinking best bet is still Africa.

Sly · 05-10-2005, 03:38 PM

Odds are I would mistake Osama for another member of his origin. African tribal members are much easier to spot. They have large protruding lips and wear grass skirts.

Steve · 05-10-2005, 03:41 PM

you guys should take up paintball

you can shoot fools all day long

Sly · 05-10-2005, 03:42 PM

Nobody dies in paintball.

WarChild · 05-10-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve

you guys should take up paintball

you can shoot fools all day long

I do play paintball, I'm out the door to the field now!

beemk · 05-10-2005, 05:43 PM

word sly! i think it should be legal to hunt bums. i mean the world would be a better place without them anyway right?

Sin · 05-10-2005, 05:46 PM

Go for Quebec!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-10-2005, 05:47 PM

I hunt for real meat..I like to eat more than just cow.

Redrob · 05-10-2005, 07:55 PM

Find a good restaurant in your area that specializes in exotic meats...they are around and if you check with your local firearm dealers, they can tell you where to find a good one.

Babaganoosh · 05-10-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sinistress

Go for Quebec!!

I'm in.

pr0 · 05-10-2005, 08:13 PM

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I'm in. To make it fair we should probably pick a whole African village to be fair game. Maybe we can make it a lottery, so like we pick one village out of say 10. The remaining 9 we give a bunch of food, money and medicine too. If we manage it just right, we can offset enough deaths in other villages such that if we wipe out a small village it's still a net gain. No to make it even better we do it with swords only. __________________ .

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,325	Odds are I would mistake Osama for another member of his origin. African tribal members are much easier to spot. They have large protruding lips and wear grass skirts. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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