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HAL 9000
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It's official, I'm black now
no shit.....
A have a friend who all of sudden got her skin black like doing sun tanning for weeks. I asked her how the fuck she did that and told me to buy some nivea product, it gives nice color fast and works as sun protection cream. Well guess what? I got that and used it for just 3 times, although I didnt notice that big difference in skin my palms are BLACK like #000000 !! I urgently called and she told me i had to wash my hands everytime after using them cream and that possible i had too much in my hands. This product is supposed to go away with washing but it doesnt. I keep washing my hands with no difference. im gonna try alcohol for cleaning now ![]() |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Sup nigga ??
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The one and only!
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don't tan. you'll die.
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Rule #1 of sunless tanners- moisturize your palms, knees, and elbows really good and immediately wash hands, lol.
It's better if you put it on with gloves, actually.
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what up my nigga
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HAL 9000
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NIVEA fucking scammers
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like they say once you go black u can never go back
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Hmmmmmm......warning label on bottle??
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not at all,im gonna call the CS in the morning |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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thuglife baby!!!
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#000000 now thats BLACK
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When it rains, it pours
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welcome to the Wutang Clan
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This thread is worthless without pics.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2005
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You can't see me! LOL
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I can change this!!!!!
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not good for the skin
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After applying the self-tanning lotion NEVER swim in your swimming pool, chloride products are used to keep the water clean, and after taking a swim you're going to look like a spotted hyena. |
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this is why they have those new spray on "mist" self tanners now.
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hehe thats funny
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