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Old 05-11-2005, 07:20 AM   #1
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It's official, I'm black now

no shit.....

A have a friend who all of sudden got her skin black like doing sun tanning for weeks. I asked her how the fuck she did that and told me to buy some nivea product, it gives nice color fast and works as sun protection cream.

Well guess what? I got that and used it for just 3 times, although I didnt notice that big difference in skin my palms are BLACK like #000000 !!
I urgently called and she told me i had to wash my hands everytime after using them cream and that possible i had too much in my hands. This product is supposed to go away with washing but it doesnt. I keep washing my hands with no difference.

im gonna try alcohol for cleaning now
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:21 AM   #2
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:21 AM   #3
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don't tan. you'll die.
have you tried using a really abrasive soap?
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:23 AM   #4
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Rule #1 of sunless tanners- moisturize your palms, knees, and elbows really good and immediately wash hands, lol.

It's better if you put it on with gloves, actually.
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:23 AM   #5
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:24 AM   #6
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NIVEA fucking scammers
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:25 AM   #7
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like they say once you go black u can never go back
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:25 AM   #8
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my palms are BLACK like #000000 !!
ahhahahaha
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:26 AM   #9
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Hmmmmmm......warning label on bottle??
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:29 AM   #10
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Hmmmmmm......warning label on bottle??

not at all,im gonna call the CS in the morning
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:31 AM   #11
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Old 05-11-2005, 08:36 AM   #12
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...my palms are BLACK like #000000 !!


That's the one way to make all of us here understand just how black it is.
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Old 05-11-2005, 08:39 AM   #13
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#000000 now thats BLACK
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:30 AM   #14
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:32 AM   #15
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This thread is worthless without pics.
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:33 AM   #16
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:38 AM   #17
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not good for the skin
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:39 AM   #18
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Rule #1 of sunless tanners- moisturize your palms, knees, and elbows really good and immediately wash hands, lol.

It's better if you put it on with gloves, actually.
Rule #2
After applying the self-tanning lotion NEVER swim in your swimming pool, chloride products are used to keep the water clean, and after taking a swim you're going to look like a spotted hyena.
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:43 AM   #19
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this is why they have those new spray on "mist" self tanners now.
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:52 AM   #20
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hehe thats funny
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