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Old 05-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #1
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Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

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Old 05-13-2005, 09:11 AM   #2
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

10 - That would be extremely stupid
1 - no, actually you can't
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:25 AM   #3
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hahah, that's great
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:38 AM   #4
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless.
Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war,
is not the rounds of fire,
the noise of our burst,
nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count.
We will hit.

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses,
its strengths,
its parts,
its accessories,
its sights and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against
the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready,
even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will.

Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy,
but Peace.
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:43 AM   #5
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gotta show this to the wife
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:54 AM   #6
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10 - That would be extremely stupid
1 - no, actually you can't
details, details ...
it's still funny esp. if - like me - you don't know the first thing about guns n' ammo.

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Old 05-13-2005, 10:25 AM   #7
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thats good stuff
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:29 AM   #8
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i enjoyed that
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:35 AM   #9
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10 - That would be extremely stupid
1 - no, actually you can't
A well-placed .22 (or a double tap, since there isn't as much recoil or flip to deal with) kills much more effectively than a sloppy 44.

Not that'd I'd reccommend it, for a serious shooter.. but someone who doesn't practice a lot will definitely have better luck with the .22. The higher capacity and cheaper ammo also means more practice in the long run, which helps shooters of all levels.

And you _can_ buy a handgun silencer, it's just illegal in the states. You definitely can buy them, however.
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:19 PM   #10
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