who wants to give me $500k? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:10 AM

only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes.

who is interested?

please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information

Manowar · 05-13-2005, 10:11 AM

do you accept paypal?

Just_Dave · 05-13-2005, 10:11 AM

oh me me me

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

do you accept paypal?

yes, but i prefer epass

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Dave

oh me me me

i will send you my wire information shortly once i review all other candidates as well

QuaWee · 05-13-2005, 10:13 AM

do you take food stamps?

Just_Dave · 05-13-2005, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i will send you my wire information shortly once i review all other candidates as well

nice

Pleasurepays · 05-13-2005, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes.

who is interested?

please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information

will you offer "full service" for an even mil?

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee

do you take food stamps?

that depends, they must be redeemable at Jimmy's chicken and ribs or else i wont really have use for them

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

will you offer "full service" for an even mil?

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands

Just_Dave · 05-13-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands

that is cute

Tytan · 05-13-2005, 10:18 AM

no, but can I give you a smack in the face?

GiantGnome · 05-13-2005, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands

what about while in public? Say at the mall.

Nylz · 05-13-2005, 10:20 AM

What about sex?

sickkittens · 05-13-2005, 10:21 AM

Just buy a really good printer and print this 1000 times. No one will know the difference.

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tytan

no, but can I give you a smack in the face?

i usually pay big hairy women to do that for me on saturdays

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

what about while in public? Say at the mall.

for an even million, the answer is yes

DomBuyer · 05-13-2005, 10:22 AM

izzzzzz

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz

What about sex?

there isnt enough money in the entire adult industry to make me have sex with another dude

lololol

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Just buy a really good printer and print this 1000 times. No one will know the difference.

hmmm, i wonder if my HP 6100 can handle that

MrIzzz · 05-13-2005, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomBuyer

izzzzzz

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too

i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment

Slick · 05-13-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

yes, but i prefer epass

I'll pay you through Epass, but there's that $500 daily limit which will mean that it'll take me 1000 days to pay you off.

Just_Dave · 05-13-2005, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too

i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment

DomBuyer · 05-13-2005, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too

i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment

Best I can offer you is TorontoEscorts.com.

Wait, Juicy would prefer that. Let me hold that for him.

Chris · 05-13-2005, 02:05 PM

hit me up with wire detials
116-999-839

Homer · 05-13-2005, 02:05 PM

nice deal

D-Money · 05-13-2005, 02:09 PM

Sounds like a great deal for any investor.

Do you share the remote?

GiantGnome · 05-13-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

Sounds like a great deal for any investor.

Do you share the remote?

Now that is asking a lot!

Hank_Heartland · 05-13-2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes.

who is interested?

please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information

MrIzzz, I can make a berr offer than that, come on

Shaft_1971 · 05-13-2005, 02:59 PM

I do, I do, I do

Please pick me and I'll send you the money

Dalai lama · 05-13-2005, 03:00 PM

I only want it all.

05-13-2005, 05:48 PM

hahahahaah u fuuny

Pete-KT · 05-13-2005, 05:51 PM

Can i pay you in foodstamps?

sonofsam · 05-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

yes, but i prefer epass

i could handle the transaction.. i happen to have 500k in my epass.. okay so just paypal me 500k and i'll epass izz the 500k... alright? cool sounds like a plan

JFK · 05-13-2005, 05:53 PM

I'm cashing in all my pop bottles to come up with the money...........Hold on I'm comin

$5 submissions · 05-15-2005, 05:57 PM

Build a site, bro. That SaveTobe site proves that this cyber solicitations work. LOL

05-13-2005, 10:10 AM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	who wants to give me $500k? only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes. who is interested? please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

05-13-2005, 10:13 AM	#6
QuaWee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: boogers Posts: 5,791	do you take food stamps? __________________ i luv mainstream

05-13-2005, 10:18 AM	#12
Tytan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 1,391	no, but can I give you a smack in the face? __________________ Adult Webmaster/Pharmacy/Mortgage/Casino/General opt-in email lists for sale - full data ---------REFERENCES AVAILABLE----------- ------------------------------------------------ Adult opt-in bases for sale icq@261453175

05-13-2005, 10:20 AM	#14
Nylz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 8,285	What about sex? __________________ No sig.

05-13-2005, 10:21 AM	#15
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Just buy a really good printer and print this 1000 times. No one will know the difference. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

05-13-2005, 10:11 AM	#2
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	do you accept paypal?

05-13-2005, 10:11 AM	#3
Just_Dave Its almost time Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 13,009	oh me me me

05-13-2005, 10:22 AM	#18
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	izzzzzz

05-13-2005, 02:05 PM	#25
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	hit me up with wire detials 116-999-839 __________________ [email protected]

05-13-2005, 02:05 PM	#26
Homer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,780	nice deal __________________

05-13-2005, 02:09 PM	#27
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Sounds like a great deal for any investor. Do you share the remote? __________________ Still Ballin'

05-13-2005, 02:59 PM	#30
Shaft_1971 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,711	I do, I do, I do Please pick me and I'll send you the money __________________ SHAFT Skype: Shaft_1971 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]

05-13-2005, 03:00 PM	#31
Dalai lama Strength and Honor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 16,540	I only want it all. __________________ A program you can trust. Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

05-13-2005, 05:48 PM	#32
blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	hahahahaah u fuuny

05-13-2005, 05:51 PM	#33
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Can i pay you in foodstamps?

05-13-2005, 05:53 PM	#35
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	I'm cashing in all my pop bottles to come up with the money...........Hold on I'm comin __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

05-15-2005, 05:57 PM	#36
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Build a site, bro. That SaveTobe site proves that this cyber solicitations work. LOL __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants