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05-26-2005, 04:52 PM
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Parents help. My 8y.old son asked me who's Ron Jeremy
what should i tell him?
should't kids ask about batman and superman?  |
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05-26-2005, 04:53 PM
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he is superman to some
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05-26-2005, 05:43 PM
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I'd ask him where he got the name....
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05-26-2005, 05:44 PM
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05-26-2005, 05:47 PM
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you have a kid, wtfffffffff
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05-26-2005, 05:48 PM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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05-26-2005, 05:49 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Say he's hedgehog from that Sega game
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05-26-2005, 05:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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depends where he heard the name
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05-26-2005, 05:53 PM
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05-26-2005, 05:54 PM
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Play dumb. Tell him ya never heard of the guy. Then ask him where he heard the name and if he knows who Ron Jeremy is.
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05-26-2005, 05:54 PM
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Fucker, you made me spit tea on myself.
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I like pie. |
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05-26-2005, 05:55 PM
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05-26-2005, 06:03 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Show him this pic....
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05-26-2005, 06:03 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Tell your kid he better not ever say that name or he'll get a whoppin'. Then grab him by the collar, and threaten him to tell you all his friends names so you can give them whoppin's too. Then send him to bed with no dinner. Oh. and bust some of his shit up.
That's what my old man did to me... and look, I turned out just fine.
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05-26-2005, 06:06 PM
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05-26-2005, 06:06 PM
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Kill the source of his intel
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05-26-2005, 06:08 PM
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05-26-2005, 06:09 PM
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Just tell your kid he's a retired football player or something like that.
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05-26-2005, 06:11 PM
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maybe internet wasnt good idea
so far this month he learned cialis = medicine for old men viagra = medicine for old men xanax = medicine for his mother |
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05-26-2005, 06:16 PM
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At least you didn't do coke with your daughter.
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05-26-2005, 06:17 PM
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05-26-2005, 08:12 PM
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Tell him he's his real father...
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05-26-2005, 08:13 PM
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Just tell him he's some guy on the Surreal Life.
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05-26-2005, 08:16 PM
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05-26-2005, 08:32 PM
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tell'em the TRUTH. how come parents are afraid to do that?
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05-26-2005, 08:35 PM
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Tell him its Super Mario.
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05-26-2005, 08:37 PM
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As you wish...
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Exactly! Right after this thread was started my fiance asked me: "Buddha, what would you tell (son's name here) if he asked who Ron Jeremy was?" My answer was two words long: "The truth". |
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05-26-2005, 09:26 PM
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i told him the truth and wants to see him in video
wtf that's not going to happen any softcore movie you parents recommend? |
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05-26-2005, 09:27 PM
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show him the surreal life.. LOL
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05-26-2005, 09:29 PM
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05-26-2005, 09:29 PM
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05-26-2005, 09:30 PM
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I thought he was funny in Boondock Saints, but that's a bit violent for an 8 year old. Other movies:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000465/ |
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05-26-2005, 09:35 PM
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He's the other Teletubbie. |
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05-26-2005, 09:36 PM
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this one sounds to have toon theme
Ron Jeremy - This Little Piggy Went to Porno (1998) any good? |
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05-26-2005, 09:47 PM
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tell him if he eats his wheaties he can grow up to have a dick the size of rons
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05-27-2005, 09:21 AM
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05-27-2005, 09:28 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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Tell him he's a superhero too, a magical hairy jew with a potbelly and a giant magic wand that he casts a spell on women with.
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05-27-2005, 09:34 AM
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lol
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Ron Jeremy is a really bad actor, and if you watch his movies your eyeballs will implode.
and he's your kid, but why would you let an 8 yo have email? eek. If I have a kid I'm keeping him/her off the net til they are 18 or something, I swear. |
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05-27-2005, 09:39 AM
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Tell him that he smells like feces and is a worthless sack of human waste.
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05-27-2005, 09:42 AM
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just tell him that Ron Jeremy is king of the ugly people.
at his age that is he needs to know. and its true too. |
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05-27-2005, 09:45 AM
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Now that's good parenting, more people should listen to good advice like this!
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05-27-2005, 09:46 AM
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tell him he was a teacher and then became an actor.
that's an easy one.
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05-27-2005, 09:47 AM
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tell him he is a famous movie star of movies that only adults can watch
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05-27-2005, 09:51 AM
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also, tell him he posts on GFY.
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05-27-2005, 10:05 AM
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05-27-2005, 10:06 AM
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just give him some pointers on how to surf internet porn safely. I heard from another parent thats it keeps them from infecting their "computer" from spyware and virus
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05-27-2005, 10:07 AM
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05-27-2005, 10:10 AM
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A famous hedgehog who goes around poking lots of women with his bristles.
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05-27-2005, 10:23 AM
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05-27-2005, 10:26 AM
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lol you serious?
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