Top 10 words/phrases NOT to put in your personal ad - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 05-27-2005, 10:24 AM

1) Star Trek

2) Mom

anyone want to finish the list?

BradM · 05-27-2005, 10:29 AM

3) Plays with fecal matter

Mutt · 05-27-2005, 10:32 AM

3)pedophilia charge dropped

4)i write screenplays

Doc911 · 05-27-2005, 10:32 AM

4) I won new tri focals in a cialis contest

WhoGivesaShit · 05-27-2005, 10:33 AM

had a sleepover with Micheal Jackson

Snake Doctor · 05-27-2005, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoGivesaShit

had a sleepover with Micheal Jackson

buck naked · 05-27-2005, 10:42 AM

Star Wars
Dungeons & Dragons
Any mention of hobbits, elves, & fairies
premature ejaculation
CPA Exam
genital herpes

opflix · 05-27-2005, 10:43 AM

prefer to be locked in a trunk

...

Manowar · 05-27-2005, 10:44 AM

Malicious Biz · 05-27-2005, 11:13 AM

Sores...

TonyL · 05-27-2005, 11:15 AM

6. How proud you are of your post count on GFY

Tala · 05-27-2005, 11:17 AM

Acquitted of murder
Rape charges dropped
Just released from prison
Dog lover....

StuartD · 05-27-2005, 11:18 AM

looking for a ******* to call my own

evelknievel · 05-27-2005, 11:30 AM

"I like fat chicks....."

strobi · 05-27-2005, 03:17 PM

"I am really sweet and I love to cuddle!"

Mako · 05-27-2005, 03:19 PM

8) Post my personal ad or I'll show everyone where Lensman's house is

juve20 · 05-27-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evelknievel

"I like fat chicks....."

If you like BBWs and are advertising for one then thats the best thing you can say!

tony

Babagirls · 05-27-2005, 03:29 PM

9) Was on Jerry Springer

Drake · 05-27-2005, 03:43 PM

I beat herpes

emmanuelle · 05-27-2005, 03:47 PM

"like long walks on the beach"

Psychicpsycho · 05-27-2005, 03:57 PM

my favorite hollywood star is (insert porn star name here)
chat rooms rule
i've made hookers cum, so i must be good!

boner 2.0 · 05-27-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychicpsycho

i've made hookers cum, so i must be good!

haha

Tala · 05-27-2005, 03:59 PM

"You can find me on GFY"

Sly · 05-27-2005, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

4)i write screenplays

Hilarious, when I'm hiring people or looking for a new roommate, if they're an aspiring writer of any sort I automatically cross them off the list. Every "writer" I've had any sort of business with has ended in disaster.

emmanuelle · 05-27-2005, 04:06 PM

"I like (insert trendy music groups here)"

Rich · 05-27-2005, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako

8) Post my personal ad or I'll show everyone where Lensman's house is

ahahahahahahahaha

Best laugh I've had all day, thanks.

Mako · 05-28-2005, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

ahahahahahahahaha

Best laugh I've had all day, thanks.

I was giggling like a schoolgirl when I wrote it, lol.

Got to love drama.

beemk · 05-28-2005, 12:24 AM

no kids (that i know of)

xxxjay · 05-28-2005, 12:25 AM

herpes!!!!!

Due · 05-28-2005, 12:39 AM

Start out saying you where never married, then mention your ex-wife 10 times.
write you have a very nice house, then write how happy you are about your mothers cooking and how nice it is living at home even though you are 43.
Write you are a very nice person to live with and Dr Phill also said it was not only your problem but also your mothers.
Finish with writing the "outsiders are clueless" and your got your problem under control.

runaway · 05-28-2005, 05:48 AM

burns while peeing

05-27-2005, 10:24 AM	#1
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05-28-2005, 12:24 AM	#28
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05-28-2005, 12:39 AM	#30
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