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clickhappy · 06-14-2005, 09:59 PM

snatch, would you continue, or find a way to get out of it?

nofx · 06-14-2005, 10:00 PM

i'd stab her

with a knife and then leave

Spunky · 06-14-2005, 10:01 PM

Put 2 condoms on

clickhappy · 06-14-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Put 2 condoms on

on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

kaylacruz · 06-14-2005, 10:03 PM

hmm if I reverse that, to a penis I would bail for SURE - it's a lot easier for a girl to bail and blame cramps or a period or something..

tony286 · 06-14-2005, 10:04 PM

Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

mrthumbs · 06-14-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

i'd stab her

a knife and then leave

Hmm.. you should cool down a bit.. its not shocking anymore but predictable

You had something going for a while.. dont fuck it up now!

kaylacruz · 06-14-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

LOL too funny!

clickhappy · 06-14-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kaylacruz

blame cramps or a period or something..

you can get out of pretty much any situation with that excuse huh?

Spunky · 06-14-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

Never on the first date

clickhappy · 06-14-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

funny

kaylacruz · 06-14-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

you can get out of pretty much any situation with that excuse huh?

totally! I find a lot of guys are like so what that's okay! And then you gotta be like do you wanna mess with my PMS or? lol thank GOD for menstration!

StickyGreen · 06-14-2005, 10:13 PM

id probably say fuck that...

NTSS · 06-14-2005, 10:14 PM

Do you know the difference between a wart and a mole?

clickhappy · 06-14-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NTSS

Do you know the difference between a wart and a mole?

they taste different?

iwantchixx · 06-14-2005, 10:20 PM

would it mater? You prolly all already have the virus that causes warts and just don't know it yet anyways.

taibo · 06-14-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

snatch, would you continue, or find a way to get out of it?

id be like "yo bitch you tryina gimme herpes?" straight up cause that shit aint coo

06-14-2005, 10:24 PM

id slap her in the face and call for Prince's "Pussy Control"...

Sosa · 06-14-2005, 10:33 PM

I wouldn't go near it

QuaWee · 06-14-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

i'd stab her

with a knife and then leave

kernelpanic · 06-14-2005, 11:45 PM

Not a chance

Vitasoy · 06-15-2005, 03:18 AM

No and act like I was not feeling well.

Alky · 06-15-2005, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by kaylacruz

totally! I find a lot of guys are like so what that's okay! And then you gotta be like do you wanna mess with my PMS or? lol thank GOD for menstration!

more lube! ... lol ... actually only if its my girlfriend will i have sex on her period.

and i dont think condoms will help for herpes or warts or whatever.
if it touches your genital area, you have a chance of catching it.

stev0 · 06-15-2005, 03:26 AM

nasty... wouldn't want to catch that shit

EviLGuY · 06-15-2005, 03:41 AM

I would be so out of there. Who cares if you offend her if you don't want to have sex with her anyways? Better that then bumps on your junk.

Paul Waters · 06-15-2005, 03:44 AM

I notice the "talk to her about it" option is glaringly absent.

EviLGuY · 06-15-2005, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Waters

I notice the "talk to her about it" option is glaringly absent.

Would you really believe anything she would say? Better safe then sorry in my not very humble opinion.

naugthygUrL · 06-15-2005, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Put 2 condoms on

Monique Niccole · 06-15-2005, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

And what about when your unprotected balls slap up against that nasty wart?

Alky · 06-15-2005, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

And what about when your unprotected balls slap up against that nasty wart?

will you marry me... i love you. coolest female ever

budz · 06-15-2005, 06:12 AM

I'd lick it

some warts get you high

ROFl, jk not them kinda warts

Monique Niccole · 06-15-2005, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Alky

will you marry me... i love you. coolest female ever

Yes...and I'm 100% wart-free

David! · 06-15-2005, 06:46 AM

On the advice of my MD, I'll respectfully decline to engage in any type of intercourse.

opflix · 06-15-2005, 06:47 AM

i'd say... BITCH... get in the kitchen & fry me some chicken! she'd either fry me some chicken & forget about fuckin or leave disgusted by my abrupt disinterest in her snatch.

swedguy · 06-15-2005, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by taibo

id be like "yo bitch you tryina gimme herpes?" straight up cause that shit aint coo

A wart can give you herpes? That's a new one.

Nicky · 06-15-2005, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

no pussy eating and atleast 1 condom....

Antonio · 06-15-2005, 07:18 AM

I'd fake a heart attack

Sarah_Jayne · 06-15-2005, 07:42 AM

would depend on the nature of the wart

CheneyRumsfeld · 06-15-2005, 07:45 AM

hot chicks don't have Warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I would be so out of there. Who cares if you offend her if you don't want to have sex with her anyways? Better that then bumps on your junk.

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