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A Sacramento crack head came after me with a knife tonight.
The fool was on a bike and damn near got ran over by his own stupidity. Then he straight up tried to bumrush my car. WTF?
I drove away and the fucker peddled his ass to the next stoplight. So he drops his bike, pulls a knife out, and starts moving towards me while I'm stuck at a red light. How does the old joke go??? "Just like a (insert racist term here) to bring a knife to a gun fight." The fucker is lucky he didn't get shot. |
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Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!
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LOL you gotta love morons (especially on bikes)
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It was just Spannow trying to catch you as he wanted a ride home
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Sorry man, I just bought that earth cruiser today...
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Man... this just isn't your week Aaron. You should start carrying a camera or something to document these scuffles. Might make an interesting reality site.
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Which is exactly why I carry a gun on such road trips. Well....That and I'm a cowboy. ![]() |
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50 cent would have shot his cracka ass in the head,
where is your gangsta side YO!? |
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Aaron is a gangster !
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DarkTiDye do you put a halo tip shell whent hose phenes act up?
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So does this post prove you're a badass?
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...Ummmmm, nevermind.
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I had to bust out my gun the other night. The laser in the eye got him to turn around.
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you've had very bad luck with lacerations this week. and you never got your VIP booth on tuesday night. fuckin A.
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Does your reply make you feel like you are putting me on the spot or something? I knew somebody would troll this thread before I even posted it. Fuck off. ![]() |
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Did anybody think to at least get a pic of the booth with my name on it so I could pretend I was there? ![]() |
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I am thinking of making a realityshow out of your life Aaron . how does that sound?
Lets call it; "thug life" or something |
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how did your shopping adventure go? my day pretty much sucked . . 2 hours there, 2 hours back, all for a 45 minute visit
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