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Old 06-19-2005, 02:16 AM   #1
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A Sacramento crack head came after me with a knife tonight.

The fool was on a bike and damn near got ran over by his own stupidity. Then he straight up tried to bumrush my car. WTF?

I drove away and the fucker peddled his ass to the next stoplight.

So he drops his bike, pulls a knife out, and starts moving towards me while I'm stuck at a red light.

How does the old joke go???

"Just like a (insert racist term here) to bring a knife to a gun fight."

The fucker is lucky he didn't get shot.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:18 AM   #2
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The fucker is lucky he didn't get shot.
Wasn't he lucky that he didn't get run over in the first place? Some people just can't appreciate lucky breaks...
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:19 AM   #3
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Wasn't he lucky that he didn't get run over in the first place? Some people just can't appreciate lucky breaks...

No shit. Good point.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:19 AM   #4
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Should've fucked him up!
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:19 AM   #5
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:20 AM   #6
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Should've fucked him up!
Then who would have paid for dinner?

More importantly...Who would have posted bail for me?
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:21 AM   #7
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It was just Spannow trying to catch you as he wanted a ride home Seriously though glad your ok there are a lot of crazy people out there you never know when they are just going to come up and shoot you.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:22 AM   #8
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Sorry man, I just bought that earth cruiser today...
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:23 AM   #9
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Man... this just isn't your week Aaron. You should start carrying a camera or something to document these scuffles. Might make an interesting reality site.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:23 AM   #10
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It was just Spannow trying to catch you as he wanted a ride home...
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:24 AM   #11
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there are a lot of crazy people out there you never know when they are just going to come up and shoot you.

Which is exactly why I carry a gun on such road trips.

Well....That and I'm a cowboy.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:25 AM   #12
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Man... this just isn't your week Aaron. You should start carrying a camera or something to document these scuffles. Might make an interesting reality site.

Cameras and I don't get along too well.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:27 AM   #13
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Cameras and I don't get along too well.
you get along with cameras like i get along with women...
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:29 AM   #14
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50 cent would have shot his cracka ass in the head,

where is your gangsta side YO!?
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:35 AM   #15
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Aaron is a gangster !
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:39 AM   #16
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DarkTiDye do you put a halo tip shell whent hose phenes act up?
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you get along with cameras like i get along with women...
You a playa?

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You should of AtlasChris-ed him...
Dude, let this rest. I'm sure it wasn't all that funny when it happened and keeping reminding him of it ain't gonna do one bit of good.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:40 AM   #18
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So does this post prove you're a badass?
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:40 AM   #19
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Which is exactly why I carry a gun on such road trips.

Well....That and I'm a cowboy.
whenever I see that there is a shooting on an la freeway i cross reference GFY to see if you are shooting in the area that week. Starting to see a pattern By the way hows the burn on the head that got fucked up in "the incident"?
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:45 AM   #21
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I had to bust out my gun the other night. The laser in the eye got him to turn around.
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you've had very bad luck with lacerations this week. and you never got your VIP booth on tuesday night. fuckin A.
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So does this post prove you're a badass?

Does your reply make you feel like you are putting me on the spot or something? I knew somebody would troll this thread before I even posted it.

Fuck off.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:49 AM   #24
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you've had very bad luck with lacerations this week. and you never got your VIP booth on tuesday night. fuckin A.

Did anybody think to at least get a pic of the booth with my name on it so I could pretend I was there?
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:53 AM   #25
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I am thinking of making a realityshow out of your life Aaron . how does that sound?

Lets call it; "thug life" or something
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Old 06-19-2005, 04:14 AM   #26
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how did your shopping adventure go? my day pretty much sucked . . 2 hours there, 2 hours back, all for a 45 minute visit
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