Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, this is priceless... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 06-22-2005, 12:53 PM

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation....

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your
base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,
isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be
a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines! :D

And as always, I don't give a flying fuck if it was posted before. Thank you.

Harmon · 06-22-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be
a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

Good for him. Taught that pseudo-Ivy League slut the waaaaaaaaaaaaayz

Peaches · 06-22-2005, 12:57 PM

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

(always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

Fresh · 06-22-2005, 12:58 PM

Owned!!!

Harmon · 06-22-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

(always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

Still a VERY believable statement

pornguy · 06-22-2005, 12:58 PM

that is funny as hell, and she needs to be slapped.

GatorB · 06-22-2005, 12:58 PM

And he's properly equipped to me a gerbil inserting homosexual too if you think about it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-22-2005, 12:59 PM

Awesome.

That rocks!

mahoney · 06-22-2005, 01:00 PM

LOL too funny

Jace · 06-22-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

(always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

yeah, my mother in law gave up on forwarding me bullshit emails, cause every time she sent me something I forwarded her a snopes link about how it was false

smack · 06-22-2005, 01:00 PM

that is fucking great.

High Plains Drifter · 06-22-2005, 01:01 PM

I listen to NPR every day and as soon as I read the interview I knew it was fake. I've never heard an interviewer ask anything even remotely aggressive as that. I'm sure many of the gun-nuts would love it *if* they asked questions like that, but they don't. They just had a sniper from Iraq interviewed a couple of days ago and the interviewer had nothing but respect for the guy.

RuthB · 06-22-2005, 01:02 PM

- excellent! (even if it is a hoax interview)

CDSmith · 06-22-2005, 01:02 PM

Snopes shmopes. It's a good read, who cares if it's not true.

Fuck snopes.

06-22-2005, 12:53 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, this is priceless... This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.... FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines! :D And as always, I don't give a flying fuck if it was posted before. Thank you. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-22-2005, 12:58 PM	#4
Fresh TubeClicks.com - First Tube Affiliate Program Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: LA Posts: 4,920	Owned!!! __________________ Promote ONE Legal Tube Site, Collect Checks from 19 Sponsors Fresh Dave \| Email: [email protected] \| ICQ: 317160390

06-22-2005, 12:58 PM	#6
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	that is funny as hell, and she needs to be slapped. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

06-22-2005, 12:59 PM	#8
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Awesome. That rocks! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

06-22-2005, 01:00 PM	#9
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	LOL too funny __________________ Vegassexparty.com

06-22-2005, 12:57 PM	#3
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm (always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

06-22-2005, 12:58 PM	#7
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	And he's properly equipped to me a gerbil inserting homosexual too if you think about it.

06-22-2005, 01:00 PM	#11
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	that is fucking great. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

06-22-2005, 01:01 PM	#12
High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	I listen to NPR every day and as soon as I read the interview I knew it was fake. I've never heard an interviewer ask anything even remotely aggressive as that. I'm sure many of the gun-nuts would love it if they asked questions like that, but they don't. They just had a sniper from Iraq interviewed a couple of days ago and the interviewer had nothing but respect for the guy.

06-22-2005, 01:02 PM	#13
RuthB Let's Get Paxumized! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 7,247	- excellent! (even if it is a hoax interview) __________________ Send & Receive Mass Global Payments - Mass P2P/Wire/EFT/SEPA - Adult Industry Friendly - Award Winning Payment Service - Fast, Reliable & Secure! Paxum ...... Paxum Bank Email: [email protected] ~ Telegram: PaxumRuth