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Old 06-22-2005, 02:20 AM   #1
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I got a call from God...

He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

Good morning everyone!
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:21 AM   #2
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probably :P haha
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:23 AM   #3
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:28 AM   #4
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:31 AM   #5
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:39 AM   #6
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:42 AM   #7
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shut the fuck up.

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shut the fuck up and do the world a favor and kill yourself
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:46 AM   #8
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Heaven closed
damnit.. i'm pretty sure the store won't give me a refund for my "heaven #1" foam finger
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:01 AM   #9
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:03 AM   #10
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:07 AM   #11
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He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

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I always assumed we're all already dead, and this is hell. Newborn babies are actually people who were "evil" in their past life, and are now suffering here in, or on, this shithole. Notice I put evil in quotation marks, as it would seem commiting an "evil" act can be as easy as fucking outside of wedlock
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:19 AM   #12
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I always assumed we're all already dead, and this is hell. Newborn babies are actually people who were "evil" in their past life, and are now suffering here in, or on, this shithole. Notice I put evil in quotation marks, as it would seem commiting an "evil" act can be as easy as fucking outside of wedlock
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:07 AM   #13
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And I thought you found god for a sec...
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:18 AM   #16
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:28 AM   #17
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And I thought you found god for a sec...

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Old 06-22-2005, 05:57 AM   #18
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He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

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good news! God morning!
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:19 AM   #19
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:35 AM   #20
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:37 AM   #21
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good thing i didn't get a call from god today - he'd have gotten my voice mail :D
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:47 AM   #22
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:56 AM   #23
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He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

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oh sucks... its hot in hell...







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Old 06-22-2005, 08:12 AM   #24
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haha thats funny, I hear that Christians speak to God all the time, I don't know if its true.

only a man would come up with....believe or die, thats why the bible is bullshit....if by chance it is true....then yes everyone on this forum is going to hell....

repent sinners!
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:01 AM   #25
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good thing i made an early reservation
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