Ok It's That Time Of Year Again - What Was Your Worst Ever Summer Job? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 06-20-2005, 02:33 AM

go. and the person who posts the worst or funniest summer job wins something - ask Lensman or somebody what it is.

mortenb · 06-20-2005, 04:32 AM

I spent 8 hours a day for 1½ month vacuuming the boiler room of a power plant. Walking around in 60° celcius and with noise levels so high I was almost deaf when I was done.

That was a fucking nasty job and it was when I decided that manual labor is not for me..

Damian_Maxcash · 06-20-2005, 04:34 AM

$10 blow jobs......

cool1 · 06-20-2005, 04:38 AM

MIne would have to be building fibre glass camping trailers.
Damn that stuff was so itchy and the glue was giving me a buzz daily, so after 4 weeks I had to quit.

sickbeatz · 06-20-2005, 04:38 AM

Upselling stolen cocaine with a bunch of people who wanted me to dissapear

bjjb · 06-20-2005, 04:44 AM

Worked a summer on a fucking hog farm. Talk about stink. Nothing worse than hot piles of pig shit on a summer day. And that shit gets in your nose and in your clothes and never seems to go away, no matter how hard you scrub

sickbeatz · 06-20-2005, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

Worked a summer on a fucking hog farm. Talk about stink. Nothing worse than hot piles of pig shit on a summer day. And that shit gets in your nose and in your clothes and never seems to go away, no matter how hard you scrub

Dude, have you ever tried cooking bacon with your shirt off?

bjjb · 06-20-2005, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

Dude, have you ever tried cooking bacon with your shirt off?

LMFAO YES! And ive always said bacon should come with a warning label. "DO NOT COOK SHIRTLESS!!!"

Barefootsies · 06-20-2005, 04:59 AM

Let's see...

When I was in h.s. and first got my license, worked at Denny's as a bus boy for all of 8 hours. Left, and never came back. Even for my check.

But I would have to say the summer I spent in college working at a Neuro unit. You have people with head injuries repeating same sentence in your ear all day, taking swings at your nads, treating life as it depended on pop and cigarettes.

Um yeah...

TurboAngel · 06-20-2005, 05:16 AM

One summer I packed blueberries, that's the worst job in the world. Fo every pint you got .15 yep 15 cents. They would look at them by the crate ( holds 20 pints) and if you didn't have them right you had to do it all over again. The bug's were every where. One day I thought I would pick them instead of packing boy was that a dumb move.

I now don't eat blueberries.

evanmorgan · 06-20-2005, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

$10 blow jobs......

haha you got screwed i charge 12.50

michel · 06-20-2005, 05:32 AM

digging up flower bulbs

Damian_Maxcash · 06-20-2005, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by evanmorgan

haha you got screwed i charge 12.50

That was in the good old days.... I have problems giving them away now

Audrey · 06-20-2005, 05:53 AM

When I was 15 I worked for a farmer to pick up cucumbers. We would arrive in the field at 7hre with our pillow. To pick up cucumbers everybody lies on a platform pulled by a tractor... about 15-20 kids aligned. You need a pillow under your chest because the position is very uncomfortable. Cucumbers have spines so you have to wear plastic gloves. In the morning there is water on the leaves and it gets inside the gloves. Our arms would become all red, a kind of allergic reaction.

They would ask us to come even when it rained. The tractor would get stuck in the mud and we would have to push it. We were entirely covered with mud, soaking wet and freezing. Or once, there was an electric storm.... still, the boss wanted us to stay there. Once, we saw a tornado starting to go down, at the end of the field...

The conditions were hard, but the worst was the heat. We were roasting on the platform. The manager had to splash us with buckets of water. Of course, he was watching us. He was walking behind the platform and when he would see pickles in your lane he could threaten you to lower your salary, or fire you. We had one day off a week, one half an hour off for lunch, and a 5 minutes break every hour to piss.

It was from 7hre to 4hres, for a month. It was far from the city, it woudl take 30 minutes to get there. We were paid 4$/hour. And they were taking 4 buck off our pay check every week, to make us pay for our pair of gloves, even if we brought it from home. Most people I know quit after a few days. I stayed there the whole month.

gangbangjoe · 06-20-2005, 05:55 AM

peel m & ms for the chockolate cake

Damian_Maxcash · 06-20-2005, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Audrey

When I was 15 I worked for a farmer to pick up cucumbers. We would arrive in the field at 7hre with our pillow. To pick up cucumbers everybody lies on a platform pulled by a tractor... about 15-20 kids aligned. You need a pillow under your chest because the position is very uncomfortable. Cucumbers have spines so you have to wear plastic gloves. In the morning there is water on the leaves and it gets inside the gloves. Our arms would become all red, a kind of allergic reaction.

They would ask us to come even when it rained. The tractor would get stuck in the mud and we would have to push it. We were entirely covered with mud, soaking wet and freezing. Or once, there was an electric storm.... still, the boss wanted us to stay there. Once, we saw a tornado starting to go down, at the end of the field...

The conditions were hard, but the worst was the heat. We were roasting on the platform. The manager had to splash us with buckets of water. Of course, he was watching us. He was walking behind the platform and when he would see pickles in your lane he could threaten you to lower your salary, or fire you. We had one day off a week, one half an hour off for lunch, and a 5 minutes break every hour to piss.

It was from 7hre to 4hres, for a month. It was far from the city, it woudl take 30 minutes to get there. We were paid 4$/hour. And they were taking 4 buck off our pay check every week, to make us pay for our pair of gloves, even if we brought it from home. Most people I know quit after a few days. I stayed there the whole month.

Fuck.... Im grateful for the knee tremblers now... that sounds like a nightmare

candyflip · 06-20-2005, 07:45 AM

I worked with developmentally and mentally challanged teenagers for 2 summers.

Spent most every day getting beat down by a 200+ lb. 23 year old with Downs Syndrome.

Loved that job and hated it just as much.

eroswebmaster · 06-20-2005, 07:49 AM

This is most GFYer's "summer job."

eroswebmaster · 06-20-2005, 07:57 AM

My serious answer. I never had a summer job that sucked.

I spent 5 years working at Six Flags Over Texas and it was one of the funnest jobs I ever had.

I was in the games dept. Started when I was 16 and ended up in the repair dept. We built and repaired the games you play to win stuffed animals etc.

I was then moved to the "Arcade Shop." I was the assistant foreman and my duties directly were managing the crew that was responsible for the care and maintenance of all the remote control boat and car sites in the park. We had 3. People dropped a quarter in a slot and then they were able to drive cars and boats through miniature villages etc.

The great thing about the place was the fact that there were 1,000's working there and you met hot chicks hanging out during the summer.

There was a party just about every night at someone's house , even when theree wasn't there was always a group of 50-100 hanging out drinking beer behind the games wharehouse.

I actually considered getting a degree in business and sticking around and maybe pursuing a career in management there. The money was good. The General Manager of the games dept was making at that time '82 around $75-$100K a year plus bonuses and the guy was like 28. We didn't have internet porn to make money off of ;)

Bhelliom1980 · 06-20-2005, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

One summer I packed blueberries, that's the worst job in the world. Fo every pint you got .15 yep 15 cents. They would look at them by the crate ( holds 20 pints) and if you didn't have them right you had to do it all over again. The bug's were every where. One day I thought I would pick them instead of packing boy was that a dumb move.

I now don't eat blueberries.

I feel the same way about strawberries. bending over and picking the damn things to hours at a time for 3.20 a flat (8 pints) mind you I was eating just as many as i was putting away so that slowed me down a lot. back breaking labour let me tell you. If you've never picked strawberries before the plants grow only a few inches off the ground. stupid strawberries. Haven't touched them in 12 years

Bhelliom1980 · 06-20-2005, 08:11 AM

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The worst for me was working at a cattle farm auction. For eight hours a day my job was to castrate young angus bulls. The tool used looks like a cork screw. The job was to twist the ballsack/balls off quickly. Then another person presses a hot branding seam to seal the wound.There were days I was up to my shins in angus scrotums and testicles. Then add 100% humidity and summer heat. It fucking smelled great!

ok this is wayyy worse than mine...

MandyBlake · 06-20-2005, 08:19 AM

i worked in grocery stores....i enjoyed it. it was a good high school job. the one job i regret though was hardee's. ick.

Audrey · 06-22-2005, 01:11 PM

where is my prize?

06-20-2005, 02:33 AM	#1
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06-20-2005, 04:59 AM	#9
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Let's see... When I was in h.s. and first got my license, worked at Denny's as a bus boy for all of 8 hours. Left, and never came back. Even for my check. But I would have to say the summer I spent in college working at a Neuro unit. You have people with head injuries repeating same sentence in your ear all day, taking swings at your nads, treating life as it depended on pop and cigarettes. Um yeah... __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

06-20-2005, 05:53 AM	#14
Audrey Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: montreal Posts: 343	When I was 15 I worked for a farmer to pick up cucumbers. We would arrive in the field at 7hre with our pillow. To pick up cucumbers everybody lies on a platform pulled by a tractor... about 15-20 kids aligned. You need a pillow under your chest because the position is very uncomfortable. Cucumbers have spines so you have to wear plastic gloves. In the morning there is water on the leaves and it gets inside the gloves. Our arms would become all red, a kind of allergic reaction. They would ask us to come even when it rained. The tractor would get stuck in the mud and we would have to push it. We were entirely covered with mud, soaking wet and freezing. Or once, there was an electric storm.... still, the boss wanted us to stay there. Once, we saw a tornado starting to go down, at the end of the field... The conditions were hard, but the worst was the heat. We were roasting on the platform. The manager had to splash us with buckets of water. Of course, he was watching us. He was walking behind the platform and when he would see pickles in your lane he could threaten you to lower your salary, or fire you. We had one day off a week, one half an hour off for lunch, and a 5 minutes break every hour to piss. It was from 7hre to 4hres, for a month. It was far from the city, it woudl take 30 minutes to get there. We were paid 4$/hour. And they were taking 4 buck off our pay check every week, to make us pay for our pair of gloves, even if we brought it from home. Most people I know quit after a few days. I stayed there the whole month. __________________ Cash Prog. & Solo Sites : Lemonade Cash Cali Logan Niche Sites : Kickass-Girlz KnockoutGirlz Content: 66clicks

06-20-2005, 04:32 AM	#2
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	I spent 8 hours a day for 1½ month vacuuming the boiler room of a power plant. Walking around in 60° celcius and with noise levels so high I was almost deaf when I was done. That was a fucking nasty job and it was when I decided that manual labor is not for me..

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06-20-2005, 04:44 AM	#6
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Worked a summer on a fucking hog farm. Talk about stink. Nothing worse than hot piles of pig shit on a summer day. And that shit gets in your nose and in your clothes and never seems to go away, no matter how hard you scrub

06-20-2005, 05:16 AM	#10
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	One summer I packed blueberries, that's the worst job in the world. Fo every pint you got .15 yep 15 cents. They would look at them by the crate ( holds 20 pints) and if you didn't have them right you had to do it all over again. The bug's were every where. One day I thought I would pick them instead of packing boy was that a dumb move. I now don't eat blueberries.

06-20-2005, 05:32 AM	#12
michel TheHun's Yellow Pages! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,420	digging up flower bulbs

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06-20-2005, 07:45 AM	#17
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I worked with developmentally and mentally challanged teenagers for 2 summers. Spent most every day getting beat down by a 200+ lb. 23 year old with Downs Syndrome. Loved that job and hated it just as much. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

06-20-2005, 07:49 AM	#18
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	This is most GFYer's "summer job." __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

06-20-2005, 07:57 AM	#19
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	My serious answer. I never had a summer job that sucked. I spent 5 years working at Six Flags Over Texas and it was one of the funnest jobs I ever had. I was in the games dept. Started when I was 16 and ended up in the repair dept. We built and repaired the games you play to win stuffed animals etc. I was then moved to the "Arcade Shop." I was the assistant foreman and my duties directly were managing the crew that was responsible for the care and maintenance of all the remote control boat and car sites in the park. We had 3. People dropped a quarter in a slot and then they were able to drive cars and boats through miniature villages etc. The great thing about the place was the fact that there were 1,000's working there and you met hot chicks hanging out during the summer. There was a party just about every night at someone's house , even when theree wasn't there was always a group of 50-100 hanging out drinking beer behind the games wharehouse. I actually considered getting a degree in business and sticking around and maybe pursuing a career in management there. The money was good. The General Manager of the games dept was making at that time '82 around $75-$100K a year plus bonuses and the guy was like 28. We didn't have internet porn to make money off of ;) __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details Last edited by eroswebmaster; 06-20-2005 at 07:58 AM..

06-20-2005, 08:19 AM	#22
MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	i worked in grocery stores....i enjoyed it. it was a good high school job. the one job i regret though was hardee's. ick. __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

06-22-2005, 01:11 PM	#23
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