Movie about "The Dirtiest Joke Ever Told" - anyone know the joke? - GoFuckYourself.com

spongemonkey · 06-22-2005, 05:25 PM

The makers of the documentary "The Aristocrats" have decided to avoid a possible NC-17 rating and release the film in late July unrated...

The film focuses on how different comedians (like Robin Williams, Jon Stewart, and Chris Rock) tell the same off color joke, which, according to this New York Times article on the subject , goes like this:

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Basically, it's this: a guy walks into a talent agent's office and says he has a terrific family act. The act, the guy explains, involves a husband who comes out onstage with his wife and two kids.

What follows is the part that can't be told in this publication, or most others, but it's the point at which each comedian in the film cuts loose in a can-you-top-this exercise in pornographic oratory. Cut to the kicker where the talent agent asks, What's the name of the act? The answer comes: the Aristocrats.

Does anyone know a full version of the joke?

chadglni · 06-22-2005, 05:28 PM

I remember some rendetion of this but not enough specifics to repeat it...

Harmon · 06-22-2005, 05:28 PM

Done by Cartman:

http://www.kasima.org/2004/archives/...irtiest_jo.php

StuartD · 06-22-2005, 05:30 PM

http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/

chadglni · 06-22-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Done by Cartman:

http://www.kasima.org/2004/archives/...irtiest_jo.php

This would be the one I remember seeing, lol.

sniperwolf · 06-22-2005, 05:47 PM

i so wanna see this~!

spongemonkey · 06-22-2005, 06:29 PM

The Cartman link is awesome.

darnit · 06-22-2005, 07:00 PM

I dont get it

Nightwind · 06-22-2005, 09:36 PM

I think i could come up with a even dirtier joke, but that one was pretty good

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