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07-10-2005, 07:47 AM
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I am cool
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Post funny t-shirt lines/pickup lines
I got a shirt that says
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is NOT for you." |
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07-10-2005, 08:15 AM
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on a girl's tshirt " 'NO' means eat me out first!"
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07-10-2005, 08:16 AM
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been very busy
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"ive been spamming for the past 5 years and all ive got is this lousy camero"
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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07-10-2005, 08:50 AM
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07-10-2005, 08:52 AM
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I've got a shirt that says
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07-10-2005, 09:37 AM
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bumper sticker on panel van.
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH... He's Married!!! |
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07-10-2005, 09:40 AM
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IL4L.com
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Find fuck buddies in your area! |
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07-10-2005, 09:41 AM
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Ronin
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07-10-2005, 09:43 AM
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First African GFY Member
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LOL, that was really funny. |
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07-10-2005, 09:44 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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07-10-2005, 10:19 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising
you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds u must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998
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Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.  WP Stuff |
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07-10-2005, 12:30 PM
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old but still funny |
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07-16-2005, 05:54 AM
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http://www.gothamscreenprinting.com Cheapest T's Online. $5 tshirts printed, no minimums, no fees of anykind!!!! |
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07-16-2005, 05:58 AM
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Oh yeh, as i have said many times but dunno if anyone has seen it, ALL WEBMASTERS get roughly 40% off the prices shown on that site, those are general public prices. So if yas need anything.......
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http://www.gothamscreenprinting.com Cheapest T's Online. $5 tshirts printed, no minimums, no fees of anykind!!!! |
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07-16-2005, 09:49 AM
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... keep them coming. i'd like to see more  |
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07-16-2005, 10:05 AM
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07-16-2005, 10:32 AM
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07-16-2005, 10:41 AM
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Buy my content.
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07-16-2005, 10:42 AM
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been very busy
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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07-16-2005, 10:45 AM
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07-16-2005, 10:49 AM
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Girls T-shirt:
Bad girls dont swallow - they spit it in your mouth Old but still funny |
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07-16-2005, 11:03 AM
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I Surfed The Tsunami 2004
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 Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0 OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003 ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE  264-580-554 |
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07-16-2005, 11:10 AM
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I need a beer
 
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I like that one
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07-16-2005, 12:42 PM
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$100,000
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"you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time" i love this one
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