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try to guess the scene in this pic
![]() http://www.footxfetish.com/foot1518/10.jpg what happend here? who is on the phone and why is he making that face? |
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"the doctor's on the phone..... you've got aids"
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LMAO !!!!!!!!
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It's his wife, she just said he is into stomping.
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he's tripping ballz
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"Yea Nancy. This is the first time I saw his cock and it's got this weird curve to it. Should I chop it off?"
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rofl
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She is calling the Dr. b/c he took Cialis and his erection has lasted more than 4 hours!
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she is on the phone and he thought it would be funny to grab his cock and make a funny face
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His wife is on the phone saying she can watch everything through the hidden cam
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the chick is blind
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he's masturbating while his girl watching
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Her mother called to see what she's doing
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i guess the girl just lost the apetite and doesn't want to suck that nerd's cock.
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She just got out of the shower and found him like that
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She was going to suck is cock when her cell phone rang and it was her girlfriend talking about her day at the mall. So she just tells him to jerk it off.
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Sounds about right
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he has an overdose of Viagra.. and he is hopeing she will call the doctor.. But as all good women do .. she's still (after 48 hours nonstop) on the phone telling the story to all her girlfriends.. Or he has just swallowed an viagra pill and she tells him his mother is calling to drop by for a nice cup of tea. She'll be there in 5 min. ![]() ![]()
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"Mom, I don't know what to do, he's so crosseyed I can't tell if he is looking at me or the cat"
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He is holding her up and making her make crank calls to Janet Reno!
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"Is this the Superglue hotline ? My boyfriend thought he used the bottle of lubricant, but.."
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his leather pants were so tight he went cockeyed
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so what is it for real......????
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He caught a glimpse of her penis under the blanket?
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He got a haertattack and she is calling 911
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She was on the phone with his agent and he just found out his next job is catch man for a all male bukkake lol
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