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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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I would not believe it if I didn't see it, or how a bbq saved me $70 (pics)
So, last night I went to D-Money's Players Get Together and I brought Ariel.
Now, Ariel had never been on a motorcycle before, so I had to do simple things like help her put her helmet on the first couple of times. But she seemed to be doing okay, considering her first experience was cutting traffic thru the LA freeway system. Once we arrived at the get together, let's just say that she started having a good time, and by the end of the evening was slightly buzzed. I was a little concerned about the ride home, but figured I would keep an eye on her. As we were blasting down the freeway I noticed she was moving around a lot, and I kept asking her if she was okay. She assured me she was. At one point she almost had her head on my lap and when I looked down I noticed her helmet was not on. I figured it was hanging off her neck or something, so I took the next offramp to check things out, only to discover the helmet was gone! and she could not even begin to tell me where she lost it. I was slightly irritated as I had just purchased it on Thursday, and she was the first person to even wear it. I tied her up and we rode home. At the get together, Abyss Al had invited me to a barbecue and he lives in the same general area, so I was on the same freeway. I figured on the way home I would see if I could spot the helmet on the side of the freeway or something. Anyway, I am riding home, in the slow lane, checking out the side of the road, and no helmet. This did not surprise me considering I had no idea where it was lost, so I said screw it and immediately blasted over to the fast lane and started to crank it on, when to my surprise, sitting in the center divider . . . . ![]() ![]() |
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LOL thats fuckin badass
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Kliris
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ca
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So Fucking Banned
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I could not believe it . . . if I had not given up looking, I never would have seen it |
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
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oh shit! what are the odds of that.. i guess the bbq was meant to be
![]() that somewhat happened to me once coming back from santa barbara in my 67 impala... my tire flew off with the rim and i crashed the car.... when the tow truck showed up, i noticed a tire on the bed... he said he found it on the street next to a restaurant... he had no idea about my situation and accident, just thought it might someday come in handy...
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So Fucking Banned
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I almost called you from the center divider I was so happy |
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#7 |
So Fucking Outlawed
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HAHA
That's funny. You told us that story..what a half hour to an hour before you left the bbQ? good work baddog!! ![]()
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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ROFL ... you really got lucky on this one !
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**Porntrepreneur**
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that's fucking crazy that you would run into it like that .... I'm trying to imagine how she had her head on your lap while driving on the back of a motorcycle ....
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hahahahaha. great story. now some of mine involving chicks don't sound so unbelieveable.
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Location: amish paradise
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are you pissed its beat up looking now lol
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The Profiler
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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lucky lucky
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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helmets suck. but ya gotta do what ya gotta do
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Hahahah nice.... even though its scratched up... atleast you got it back
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Yeah, well that was kind of an indication that there might be a problem. ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
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I could care less . . . a couple scratches compared to buying a new helmet I never wear. |
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