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Kyo · 08-17-2005, 08:47 PM

Hi all, I'm getting into this adult interweb porno biz cuz I heard I can make a lotta $$$ without any real work. I've been reading this forum for a couple of weeks, so I pretty much know everything about it. First, I guess I need to work on my post count, cuz that's important for getting mad views which will set me up for some fake drama. And then I'll be drivin the fine cars, snortin cristal and drinkin coke. Right? I'll get bigtime famous and y'all will respect me! Then there'll be the Sleazy interview. And I know I've arrived when ytcracker writes a song about me. Yeah.

Seriously, tho, greetings to everyone; am looking forward to doing a little biz and having a little fun. As an official newbie, albeit one who has followed the industry since the pictures were ascii art printed by chain printers and shared on bbs's, I'd like to thank everyone who has participated in Sleazy's interviews (and Sleazy himself)....such things are invaluable in terms of seeing where everyone is coming from. Sometimes seeing how the successful people think is more useful than "how to make big $$$ with TGPs" type article.

My wife and I have been running a small ISP for the past 10yrs, standard issue stuff. Neither of us suck at photography, and we're already established doing (mainstream) design. Going to start working on a multi-model paysite, shooting our own content....maybe selling some content and doing some design for others on the side. Probably will do a few galleries and tgp-style stuff just to get in the groove, and become more accustomed to the typical traffic flows and such, along with making a little pocket change.

I'd post a pic of my man-tits because threads on here are useless without pics, but I'm kinda flat chested. And someone would prolly say that they'd hit it, which would obviously threaten my masculinity and then I'd have to start a drama thread and it'd all end in tears because I don't have a sig deal going. So what should I do?

Spunky · 08-17-2005, 08:50 PM

Welcome to the board

xlogger · 08-17-2005, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyo

Hi all, I'm getting into this adult interweb porno biz cuz I heard I can make a lotta $$$ without any real work

You will know that isnt true in the comming months.

TexasDreams · 08-17-2005, 08:52 PM

Welcome to the board. Oh, and Go Fuck Yourself!!!

And you can always post pics of the wife's tits in place of the man-boob shots.

NaughtyRob · 08-17-2005, 08:53 PM

Welcome!

xlogger · 08-17-2005, 08:53 PM

Funny post though.

Kyo · 08-18-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

And you can always post pics of the wife's tits in place of the man-boob shots.

My untimely death would limit my ability to be successful in this venture, so prolly not a wise move.

khs · 08-18-2005, 12:06 PM

fake nic?

+

Vitasoy · 08-18-2005, 12:10 PM

Hello there, welcome to the board

the boy · 08-18-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyo

I heard I can make a lotta $$$ without any real work.

this sentence made me mad

wtf? are you kidding me?

IwantU Bryan · 08-18-2005, 01:16 PM

Hey

Welcome

Sams_gfy · 08-18-2005, 01:54 PM

Welcome !

LittleSassy · 08-18-2005, 01:58 PM

hey kyo...welcome to the world of gfy

BellaSeaira · 08-18-2005, 01:59 PM

Well I don't know who told you there was no real work involved. I hate to be the one to break it to you but you were misinformed. If you think it is easy money and arent willing to put in any real work and lots of time yo are in for a rude awakening you won't make shit with that attitude so welcome to GFY and you can go fuck yourself with that attitude.

Gungadin · 08-18-2005, 02:01 PM

I'm thinking quite a few people only read the first few lines.

Kyo · 08-18-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gungadin

I'm thinking quite a few people only read the first few lines.

Even so, I was certain that I laid the scarcasm on nice and thick. But it's cool, without a couple of posts from people with broken sarcasm detectors, I would have started thinking I was posting on the wrong board.

Anyway, thanks for the welcome everyone! And no, this isn't a fake nick. Or is it? MUhahaha. Maybe it'd be fun for people to post what famous (or infamous) GFYer they think I could be. I gotta get my post count up cuz I'm sure that's the key to making mad money in this biz. Or if I can get Juicy to post a pic of an emu to my thread, then I'll be a real playa. Or something.

JuiceMonkey · 08-18-2005, 05:08 PM

welcome
enjoy

3AM eternal · 08-18-2005, 05:11 PM

i don't know who you are.. but i know who you're not..

perfect spelling and grammar eliminates 96.7% of the board population. welcome and i think you are already ahead of most.

sniperwolf · 08-18-2005, 05:18 PM

That's alotta reading man.. GFY..

oh and welcome! hehe

tristan_D · 08-18-2005, 05:30 PM

welcome aboard and gofuckyourself.

eamedia · 08-18-2005, 05:32 PM

go fuck yourself!

BigCashCrew Dude · 08-18-2005, 05:33 PM

go fuck yourself!

PixeLs · 08-18-2005, 05:59 PM

Welcome to the board fucker!

VicD · 08-18-2005, 06:06 PM

Welcome, now Go Fuck Yourself!

reed_4 · 08-18-2005, 08:39 PM

welcome to GFY kyo. where are you from?

Sebo de Macho · 08-18-2005, 09:44 PM

well said intro welcome and gfy!

Theo The Theologian · 08-18-2005, 09:49 PM

Welcome Brother Kyoto. I pray God will clear your path of any Goat droppings, and provide you with many peanut butter cups.

imafuckingaussie · 08-18-2005, 10:35 PM

Fuck, lot of responses for your first thread, congrats and now fuck off hehe

Shoehorn! · 08-18-2005, 10:39 PM

Welcome.

MrPinks · 08-18-2005, 10:50 PM

Welcome and good luck!

hoxton · 08-18-2005, 10:55 PM

nice entrance to the board... good stuff. Welcome

Abyss_Vee · 08-18-2005, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Welcome Brother Kyoto. I pray God will clear your path of any Goat droppings, and provide you with many peanut butter cups.

welcome

Kyo · 08-19-2005, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

welcome to GFY kyo. where are you from?

Thanks! I was born, raised, and currently live in central Virginia; have had various stints in Northern VA, Gaithersburg, MD, Laurel, MD, and Hartford, CT.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Welcome Brother Kyoto. I pray God will clear your path of any Goat droppings, and provide you with many peanut butter cups.

Actually, it's short for Kyosuke. Not that that's anything close to my real name, so I guess it doesn't matter, eh? But you called it with the peanut butter cups, If I can make enough cash here to keep me stocked with Reeses, one of my life goals is met. And I'm certain I'm probably allergic to goat droppings so many thanks for your kind and thoughtful blessing. Merry Met!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3AM eternal

perfect spelling and grammar eliminates 96.7% of the board population.

Dammit, I figured something would give me away. Or maybe it's part of my master plan of deception and trickery! Mebbie I needta rite more like this cuz to help me fool yo peeps more betta!

Now excuse me, I've gotta go fuck myself some more due to the overwhelming warm welcome.....

naugthygUrL · 08-20-2005, 02:50 AM

welcome to GFY!

Mr.B. · 08-20-2005, 02:57 AM

Hi and welcome to GFY!!!

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