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Shoplifter · 02-23-2002, 03:08 PM

Every time I take those Ibill or CCbill checks to the bank I get the
"So what is it you do?" question and a smirk.

I think the porn surfing male tellers have seen the Ibill logo before and the cat is out of the bag. They don't buy that I'm a "consultant" anymore.

Pipecrew · 02-23-2002, 03:10 PM

I keep getting checks from CCBilll and I have no idea why, i see my partner id number and I have no idea where I ever use it, I dont use ccbill for anything, but I keep getting like 60 a week for some odd reason.

Gary · 02-23-2002, 03:11 PM

nope, my bank loves me. They gouge me with fees every chance they get and i never complain. I always get a smile and a free lolipop whenever i go in.

AaronM · 02-23-2002, 03:12 PM

Every time I walk in there with a shotgun, I get dirty looks.

Pipecrew · 02-23-2002, 03:14 PM

Yeah i get stuck with conversion fees to go from U.s Funds to Canada Funds, it sucks

Brian911 · 02-23-2002, 03:17 PM

same here, gary... fees are so high they know I`d either kill them all or switch banks if they asked. but this is how it would start:
"blah blah what do you do?"
- "web design, you know.. blah"
"a web design for $506.29 ?"
-

Amputate Your Head · 02-23-2002, 03:21 PM

I never go to the bank... I have nothing to deposit... although sometimes I drive by and empty the ashtray in their trash can.

playa · 02-23-2002, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shoplifter
Every time I take those Ibill or CCbill checks to the bank I get the
"So what is it you do?" question and a smirk.

I think the porn surfing male tellers have seen the Ibill logo before and the cat is out of the bag. They don't buy that I'm a "consultant" anymore.

i think your just paranoid,,, i cash something like 15 checks a week and never once did they ask me what i did,,,
the teller goes thru checks so fast they don't even pay attention to what the checks look like,,,

[Labret] · 02-23-2002, 03:32 PM

I get strange looks cause I guess I look like someone who wouldnt work with computers, let alone have any money. The first few times I drug my ass into the bank with 15k+ checks they figured I was trying to commit fraud. I just said fuck it and had ibill start ACH'ing them in so I wouldnt have to deal with anymore shit.

As far as my bank is concerned, I am an in "ecommerce development". riiiiight

Brad Mitchell · 02-23-2002, 03:36 PM

I thought everyone at the bank knew I had pornsites and a phone sex company... LOL But the other day when I was depositing a check that was made out to "SinEmpire" one of my regular tellers asked me what I did, so I told her... She had this really disapproving look on her face and I surmised that she's definately a very church-going lady. I wonder what she'll be like next time I go in...

Brad

^R3K^ · 02-23-2002, 03:38 PM

My bank teller loves me also. she is a blone about 45 years old and i think she used to fuck my dad.. she alwayus asks me how he is and tells me they used to "run around together". HAHA

she asks me what i do and i tell her i am sel employeed.. thats all i tell them.

SykkBoy · 02-23-2002, 03:41 PM

for me, it's usually pretty smooth...until I was cashing that check from HorseFuckers.com....

Wizzo · 02-23-2002, 03:41 PM

I miss the old "raw like sushi" check days, now those you would get a wierd look....In fact, now I use the ATM to do all my deposits.

TopTGP · 02-23-2002, 03:53 PM

I generally go into banks brandishing an AK-47, wearing a skimask, wearing a bullet proof vest, and screaming things like 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKIN MONEY'

They don't know who I am, so they can't smirk whjen they see me ;)

stangster · 02-23-2002, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo
I use the ATM to do all my deposits

Not everyone is as fortunate as us you know..

SykkBoy · 02-23-2002, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
I generally go into banks brandishing an AK-47, wearing a skimask, wearing a bullet proof vest, and screaming things like 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKIN MONEY'

They don't know who I am, so they can't smirk whjen they see me ;)

yeah, but the one day that you forget to take off your McDonald's employee namebadge, they're going to be onto you.......only a matter of time til you "forget"......

B40 · 02-23-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Yeah i get stuck with conversion fees to go from U.s Funds to Canada Funds, it sucks

Try opening a US dollar account, that way you can cash your checks into the US account, and every so often trasfer from there into your Canadian account.

TopTGP · 02-23-2002, 03:57 PM

You dissin' my elite burger flippin' skills??

AaronM · 02-23-2002, 03:59 PM

I usually deposit at the ATM but I must say there are some real hotties who work at my bank. Perhaps I should go to the counter instead and see if any of them perk up when I tell them what I do. Lets see... They make 8 bucks an hour, part time... after taxes that is like 35 cents..... and I will pay them at least 60 cents an hour.

Techie Media · 02-23-2002, 04:02 PM

Who really cares what the bank teller thinks?? I mean unless your ashamed of it yourself ???... They really could care less who the heck a check is from.....

Aussie Rebel · 02-23-2002, 04:05 PM

My bank manager knows exactly what I do, He always asks me hows business and hows ya traffic going, I dont give a fuck who knows what I do for a living, I get off on telling people what I do for a living, I'm even teaching my wife how to build sites, which will be great more money for me,

Cheers
Aussie Rebel

SykkBoy · 02-23-2002, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
You dissin' my elite burger flippin' skills??

if the blue slacks and silly hat fits...........

Altima · 02-23-2002, 04:09 PM

I use money mart and I have been using them for a while so they got used to my work checks. now I cash them still and when ever I cash sponcers checks they are like what is this for heh even with my works partner program checks...

phogirl69 · 02-23-2002, 04:27 PM

Thank God for atm machines....

What I'm really paranoid about though, is my accountant finding out what I do...

kane · 02-23-2002, 04:36 PM

Most of the tellers at my bank know what I do and they don't care or think it's funny but one day I get this teller that normally works somewhere else in the bank. She kept looking at my adultfriendfinder check asked what I do. I just said web design. As I was leaving I saw one of the other tellers over talking to her (probably telling her what I really do ) then about a week later I went in and got the same teller. This time she turned red and was embarassed. I wanted to lean forward and say something like " It's nothing to be embarassed about, I won't tell the other tellers you're featured on analwhore.com."

but alas i just smiled and went about my way.

GTS Mark · 02-23-2002, 04:37 PM

I am pretty sure the tellers at the bank know what I do... This is what I typically look like when I go to deposit cheques....

kmanrox · 02-23-2002, 04:44 PM

i use the atm for my deposits so they arent able to give me shit about the 6 different business names they come in when i am only registered for 1 haha

works like a charm every time!

Exxxotica · 02-23-2002, 05:01 PM

I live in a small town. Ive never gotten dirty looks, but I have gotten a lot of strange bewildered looks. Mainly because they dont know their heads from their ass's.

Every time I try to deposit a check drawn out of a Canadian bank, they have trouble... and have to get the manager.

Every time I wire money to places like Turkey or Lithuania they have trouble...and have to get the manager.

When I deposit checks from places such as "Stiffy Productions" , "Cyberheat", or "CyberEntertainment", they look at me like wtf? Pure confusion on their part.

kmanrox · 02-23-2002, 05:13 PM

and when you are as pretty as me, you get dirty looks EVERYWHERE you go!

JFK · 02-23-2002, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Yeah i get stuck with conversion fees to go from U.s Funds to Canada Funds, it sucks

You should open a US acct with TD/Canada Trust (Borderless) never any problems

ldinternet · 02-23-2002, 06:06 PM

I used to wonder how people could walk into a bank with a check that said "STIFFY PRODUCTIONS" on it.

Now I don't care. If the check is for $5 and has "LOLITA ANAL FISTING FOR SHIT TO EAT, PORN COMPANY LLC" written on it, I'll still go to the bank and cash it. What the fuck is the cashier going to do anyway?

Now, anyone wanna send me $5?

kmanrox · 02-23-2002, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
"LOLITA ANAL FISTING FOR SHIT TO EAT, PORN COMPANY LLC"

hmmm i think i may just make that my next corp

Phil21 · 02-23-2002, 06:27 PM

My bank tellers live directly underneath me. :P Hotties, all of them. mmm.

Anyways, I they never really asked what I do. CCbill checks tend to be non-descript so who knows. I do have a hosting customer that is a local strip joint, I always purposely go in to deposit those into the company account, for the laughs.

"Er, this is from (strip club here)?"

"yep, they pay ME to go to the club."

"right. *roll of eyes*"

Bah, oh well.

-Phil

the bulldog · 02-23-2002, 06:30 PM

U GUYS R ALL FUKING PUSSIES MY MOM TAKES MY GLOBILL CHECK TO 2 THE BANK 4 ME HAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

Lickshots · 02-23-2002, 06:31 PM

I thought about this, when I received my first check from ARS and several thereafter. Prior to this, I talked with my bank advisor and ask her how I could set up an online merchant account and I wondered if she was going to ask me what type of "business" I would be going into. She was nice, gave me some #'s and didn't even care really. I guess they come across so much in a day, why bother to ask.

corvette · 02-23-2002, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I keep getting checks from CCBilll and I have no idea why, i see my partner id number and I have no idea where I ever use it, I dont use ccbill for anything, but I keep getting like 60 a week for some odd reason.

Let me know what your account number is and i will take care of that for you

02-23-2002, 03:08 PM	#1
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,727	Do you guys get dirty looks at the bank? Every time I take those Ibill or CCbill checks to the bank I get the "So what is it you do?" question and a smirk. I think the porn surfing male tellers have seen the Ibill logo before and the cat is out of the bag. They don't buy that I'm a "consultant" anymore.

02-23-2002, 03:11 PM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	nope, my bank loves me. They gouge me with fees every chance they get and i never complain. I always get a smile and a free lolipop whenever i go in. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

02-23-2002, 03:17 PM	#6
Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	same here, gary... fees are so high they know I`d either kill them all or switch banks if they asked. but this is how it would start: "blah blah what do you do?" - "web design, you know.. blah" "a web design for $506.29 ?" - __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

02-23-2002, 03:36 PM	#10
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	I thought everyone at the bank knew I had pornsites and a phone sex company... LOL But the other day when I was depositing a check that was made out to "SinEmpire" one of my regular tellers asked me what I did, so I told her... She had this really disapproving look on her face and I surmised that she's definately a very church-going lady. I wonder what she'll be like next time I go in... Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

02-23-2002, 03:38 PM	#11
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	My bank teller loves me also. she is a blone about 45 years old and i think she used to fuck my dad.. she alwayus asks me how he is and tells me they used to "run around together". HAHA she asks me what i do and i tell her i am sel employeed.. thats all i tell them. __________________ no business like ho business Http://www.natnet.com No Hype, Just Results

02-23-2002, 03:10 PM	#2
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I keep getting checks from CCBilll and I have no idea why, i see my partner id number and I have no idea where I ever use it, I dont use ccbill for anything, but I keep getting like 60 a week for some odd reason.

02-23-2002, 03:12 PM	#4
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Every time I walk in there with a shotgun, I get dirty looks.

02-23-2002, 03:14 PM	#5
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Yeah i get stuck with conversion fees to go from U.s Funds to Canada Funds, it sucks

02-23-2002, 03:21 PM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I never go to the bank... I have nothing to deposit... although sometimes I drive by and empty the ashtray in their trash can.

02-23-2002, 03:32 PM	#9
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I get strange looks cause I guess I look like someone who wouldnt work with computers, let alone have any money. The first few times I drug my ass into the bank with 15k+ checks they figured I was trying to commit fraud. I just said fuck it and had ibill start ACH'ing them in so I wouldnt have to deal with anymore shit. As far as my bank is concerned, I am an in "ecommerce development". riiiiight

02-23-2002, 03:41 PM	#12
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	for me, it's usually pretty smooth...until I was cashing that check from HorseFuckers.com.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-23-2002, 03:41 PM	#13
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I miss the old "raw like sushi" check days, now those you would get a wierd look....In fact, now I use the ATM to do all my deposits. __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

02-23-2002, 03:53 PM	#14
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	I generally go into banks brandishing an AK-47, wearing a skimask, wearing a bullet proof vest, and screaming things like 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKIN MONEY' They don't know who I am, so they can't smirk whjen they see me ;) __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

02-23-2002, 03:57 PM	#18
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	You dissin' my elite burger flippin' skills?? __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

02-23-2002, 03:59 PM	#19
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I usually deposit at the ATM but I must say there are some real hotties who work at my bank. Perhaps I should go to the counter instead and see if any of them perk up when I tell them what I do. Lets see... They make 8 bucks an hour, part time... after taxes that is like 35 cents..... and I will pay them at least 60 cents an hour.

02-23-2002, 04:02 PM	#20
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Who really cares what the bank teller thinks?? I mean unless your ashamed of it yourself ???... They really could care less who the heck a check is from..... __________________ sales [AT] techiemedia.com

02-23-2002, 04:05 PM	#21
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	My bank manager knows exactly what I do, He always asks me hows business and hows ya traffic going, I dont give a fuck who knows what I do for a living, I get off on telling people what I do for a living, I'm even teaching my wife how to build sites, which will be great more money for me, Cheers Aussie Rebel

02-23-2002, 04:09 PM	#23
Altima Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 221	I use money mart and I have been using them for a while so they got used to my work checks. now I cash them still and when ever I cash sponcers checks they are like what is this for heh even with my works partner program checks...

02-23-2002, 04:27 PM	#24
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Thank God for atm machines.... What I'm really paranoid about though, is my accountant finding out what I do...

02-23-2002, 04:36 PM	#25
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Most of the tellers at my bank know what I do and they don't care or think it's funny but one day I get this teller that normally works somewhere else in the bank. She kept looking at my adultfriendfinder check asked what I do. I just said web design. As I was leaving I saw one of the other tellers over talking to her (probably telling her what I really do ) then about a week later I went in and got the same teller. This time she turned red and was embarassed. I wanted to lean forward and say something like " It's nothing to be embarassed about, I won't tell the other tellers you're featured on analwhore.com." but alas i just smiled and went about my way.

02-23-2002, 04:37 PM	#26
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I am pretty sure the tellers at the bank know what I do... This is what I typically look like when I go to deposit cheques....

02-23-2002, 04:44 PM	#27
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i use the atm for my deposits so they arent able to give me shit about the 6 different business names they come in when i am only registered for 1 haha works like a charm every time! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-23-2002, 05:01 PM	#28
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I live in a small town. Ive never gotten dirty looks, but I have gotten a lot of strange bewildered looks. Mainly because they dont know their heads from their ass's. Every time I try to deposit a check drawn out of a Canadian bank, they have trouble... and have to get the manager. Every time I wire money to places like Turkey or Lithuania they have trouble...and have to get the manager. When I deposit checks from places such as "Stiffy Productions" , "Cyberheat", or "CyberEntertainment", they look at me like wtf? Pure confusion on their part.

02-23-2002, 05:13 PM	#29
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	and when you are as pretty as me, you get dirty looks EVERYWHERE you go! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-23-2002, 06:06 PM	#31
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I used to wonder how people could walk into a bank with a check that said "STIFFY PRODUCTIONS" on it. Now I don't care. If the check is for $5 and has "LOLITA ANAL FISTING FOR SHIT TO EAT, PORN COMPANY LLC" written on it, I'll still go to the bank and cash it. What the fuck is the cashier going to do anyway? Now, anyone wanna send me $5?

02-23-2002, 06:27 PM	#33
Phil21 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: ICQ: 25285313 Posts: 993	My bank tellers live directly underneath me. :P Hotties, all of them. mmm. Anyways, I they never really asked what I do. CCbill checks tend to be non-descript so who knows. I do have a hosting customer that is a local strip joint, I always purposely go in to deposit those into the company account, for the laughs. "Er, this is from (strip club here)?" "yep, they pay ME to go to the club." "right. roll of eyes" Bah, oh well. -Phil

02-23-2002, 06:30 PM	#34
the bulldog Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Land of Chocolate!! Posts: 519	U GUYS R ALL FUKING PUSSIES MY MOM TAKES MY GLOBILL CHECK TO 2 THE BANK 4 ME HAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! __________________ promote ME or suck my cock u bitch !!!

02-23-2002, 06:31 PM	#35
Lickshots Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: FTL Posts: 271	I thought about this, when I received my first check from ARS and several thereafter. Prior to this, I talked with my bank advisor and ask her how I could set up an online merchant account and I wondered if she was going to ask me what type of "business" I would be going into. She was nice, gave me some #'s and didn't even care really. I guess they come across so much in a day, why bother to ask.