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Evil Chris · 03-04-2002, 10:43 AM

I just made a cup-o-soup, and while it was settling, the parsley flakes surfaced, and lo and behold, the face of Jesus.

I have a holy bowl of cream of chicken soup.

MagicksAntics · 03-04-2002, 10:45 AM

Wow what a coincidence, Chris...I saw the virgin Mary in my coffee this morning.

We are truly blessed.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-04-2002, 10:49 AM

Shhh!!
Don't tell DrinkingHard ... but I put a bit of me in his soup

Evil Chris · 03-04-2002, 10:55 AM

I ate the soup. It was tasty.

I now have a halo.

ez12 · 03-04-2002, 11:00 AM

never eat the holy soup ! now all your sites will become 404's !

XXXPaysiteDesign · 03-04-2002, 11:02 AM

luckily I can sell you the holy site revitalizer -- it will clear all your sins and make your sites come back online instantly.

$500 and you will be blessed my child.

J-Reel · 03-04-2002, 11:11 AM

You lucky Bastard. Remember Jesus Died for our sins. So Thank him.

Squishy · 03-04-2002, 11:15 AM

I've got a genital wart that looks kinda like Richard Nixon...does that help?

Evil Chris · 03-04-2002, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy
I've got a genital wart that looks kinda like Richard Nixon...does that help?

Oh yes it does....

Tricky Dick on your Dick... now that's funny.

Forest · 03-04-2002, 12:04 PM

is he doing the backstroke?

Oh wait he walks on water

Evil Chris · 03-04-2002, 12:33 PM

I'm going to have another soup in 3 days.
For the resurrection.

kmanrox · 03-04-2002, 01:33 PM

hahahah i wish i didntquit smoking weed during the week, cuz this thread would have me on the ground cryin haha

Sleepy · 03-04-2002, 03:01 PM

I found Jesus.
He is in my trunk.

Jakke PNG · 03-04-2002, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
I'm going to have another soup in 3 days.
For the resurrection.

You got it all wrong.
You'll just throw it up in 3 days.

MagicksAntics · 03-04-2002, 03:29 PM

Holy shit...I was taking a bubble bath...and I looked into the bubbles...and HE was like...there man, yeah, he was THERE!

This cough syrup is some good shit.

SykkBoy · 03-04-2002, 04:09 PM

I have a boil on my ass in the shape of Anton LeVay....

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-04-2002, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I have a boil on my ass in the shape of Anton LeVay....

Who?

03-04-2002, 10:43 AM	#1
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	Jesus is in my soup I just made a cup-o-soup, and while it was settling, the parsley flakes surfaced, and lo and behold, the face of Jesus. I have a holy bowl of cream of chicken soup. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

03-04-2002, 10:49 AM	#3
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Shhh!! Don't tell DrinkingHard ... but I put a bit of me in his soup __________________

03-04-2002, 10:55 AM	#4
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	I ate the soup. It was tasty. I now have a halo. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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ez12 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 388 753 309 Posts: 2,438	never eat the holy soup ! now all your sites will become 404's ! __________________ Main sites: Duclerck.com & Diderote.com My Hosting: AmeriNOC My Sponsors: NewNudeCash, Silvercash, Sapphic Cash, BCash4you Email: webmaster @ duclerck.com

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XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	luckily I can sell you the holy site revitalizer -- it will clear all your sins and make your sites come back online instantly. $500 and you will be blessed my child. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-04-2002, 10:45 AM	#2
MagicksAntics Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 455	Wow what a coincidence, Chris...I saw the virgin Mary in my coffee this morning. We are truly blessed.

03-04-2002, 11:11 AM	#7
J-Reel Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Boneprone's guest house Posts: 3,782	You lucky Bastard. Remember Jesus Died for our sins. So Thank him.

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Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I've got a genital wart that looks kinda like Richard Nixon...does that help?

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03-04-2002, 12:33 PM	#11
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	I'm going to have another soup in 3 days. For the resurrection. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	I found Jesus. He is in my trunk.

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MagicksAntics Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 455	Holy shit...I was taking a bubble bath...and I looked into the bubbles...and HE was like...there man, yeah, he was THERE! This cough syrup is some good shit.

03-04-2002, 04:09 PM	#16
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