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woj · 10-10-2005, 10:20 PM

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Zeina-Heart · 10-10-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

50.........

damn it... you got there right before me.. oh and its 51 why does everyone say 50.. your the number 51 50-ONE

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BusterBunny · 10-10-2005, 10:21 PM

...fuck wiping just let it crust up then flake off...

SomeCreep · 10-10-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

It just smears your doo doo out all the way through your crack.

Yes, isnt it wonderful.

Porko · 10-10-2005, 10:23 PM

i can't belive you guys dont have/use a bidet ...
with a bidet, your ass its 100% clean after take a shit.

Everyone here in Argentina have one at home...
i can't taka a shit without a bitet ! its just...horrible !

Zeina-Heart · 10-10-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

...fuck wiping just let it crust up then flake off...

D-Money · 10-10-2005, 10:25 PM

Drink a triple shot mocha.

No way you can go 2 to 3 days without a crap after that.

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Porko

i can't belive you guys dont have/use a bidet ...
with a bidet, your ass its 100% clean after take a shit.

Everyone here in Argentina have one at home...
i can't taka a shit without a bitet ! its just...horrible !

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by D-Money

Drink a triple shot mocha.

No way you can go 2 to 3 days without a crap after that.

LOL!!!!

OMG this thread is killing me... bahahaha that is so true!

tgpshack · 10-10-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

old bidets arent the greatest but the new models that are around in U.S. homes work well. I had a friend though who was addicted to ass scrubs at a spa. Had them done like weekly.

Nightwind · 10-10-2005, 10:30 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

Porko · 10-10-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

Nah, a real Bited will give you hi pressure water (you can regulate the pressure) And of course, you use the Bidet after the paper..

Meloman · 10-10-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Oh god I remember the first show I ever went to there was some cocktail party in someones suite I cant remember who.. but someone shit in the bidet..

First time I went to Italy when I was a little kid I was completely confused when I saw a bidet. I thought you were suppose to pee in the bidet and then shit in the toilet, lol.

Porko · 10-10-2005, 10:39 PM

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 10:40 PM

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

Porko · 10-10-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

no man, bidet its just for a better clean of your ass:

step one: take a shit
step two: use the paper
step three: sit on the bidet, use high pressure water in your ass hole and..
done ! your ass its 100% clean

Platinumpimp · 10-10-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

You definately are not supposed to shit in the bidet!

Platinumpimp · 10-10-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Porko

no man, bidet its just for a better clean of your ass:

step one: take a shit
step two: use the paper
spet three: sit on the bidet, use hi pressure water in your ass hole and..
done ! your ass its 100% clean

OMG "man" ?

jonesy · 10-10-2005, 11:54 PM

i sometimes will wet some tolilet paper after wiping my ass to make sure there isnt any resi-doo

D-Money · 10-11-2005, 12:18 AM

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

fuzzylogic · 10-11-2005, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

i sometimes will wet some tolilet paper after wiping my ass to make sure there isnt any resi-doo

excellent.

learn from the cats man, learn from the cats.

it's funny. now when i bend over a girl and she smells, i know she only uses paper. it turns me off

p1mpdogg · 10-11-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Im healthy as it can be. If it was bad for me i wouldve noticed it after 29 years.

I also piss very little. Well not very little but not very often. When i piss i piss twice as long as most people

Thats cool when going out. Everybody goes to the restroom every 30 mins. I go twice an evening.

arent you a cool mother fucker

haig · 10-11-2005, 02:20 AM

we are using water, clean more then all.

MadCat · 10-11-2005, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

And also for some reason i dont crap that much, maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Been like that my whole life.

This is fucking disgusting.

Imagine all the shit stacked up inside of you, rotting slowly ...

ServerGenius · 10-11-2005, 02:35 AM

people that go out and have to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes....aren't
pissing.....they're snorting coke

LeslieSharp · 10-11-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

That's why you need the thing that puts water into your ass ... I forgot the name . My parents have one in their new house ... We laughed our asses off when we've seen this thing...

It is called a "Bidet" and every home should have one. I love the European hotels have them so their guests can skip their shower and just give themselves a "hooker" bath, he he he!

I almost pee'd my panties laughing at some of the "shit" (pun intended) I read on this thread. I have a feeling, this is one of those threads that Tube Steak & Kiwis! Nothing worse than a little "extra" or a stench while trying to be "nice."

On that note, I'm going to get a little sleep now. Will check on this "shit" later, he he he!

xoxo
Leslie

u-Bob · 10-11-2005, 02:38 AM

first let it dry, then use duct tape!

Antonio · 10-11-2005, 03:53 AM

I ALWAYS take a shower after taking a dump !!!

justsexxx · 10-11-2005, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DynaSpain

people that go out and have to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes....aren't
pissing.....they're snorting coke

Nowadays I drink mainly white wine. But when I'm doing beers, and I go to the restroom the first time, I have to go every 30 minutes, and no, I'm not doing coke

kmanrox · 10-11-2005, 03:57 AM

i love Thailand's answer to the French buday (sp?), the dishwashing spray nozzle on the side of toilets... i havent had a single skidmark in 3 years... even if i ever moved to the USA I wouild demand one on all my toilets...

LeslieSharp · 10-11-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by D-Money

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

OMG D,

You are so fucking funny! Loved that clip. I had to use one of those in Italy, at a castle we were touring. That thing is not very lady like is all I can say!!! Thank god I only had to pee,

Would love to hear the end result of your odyssey! Did you or did you not shit your pants or lose your balance and dip a sneaker?

xoxo
Leslie

LeslieSharp · 10-11-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

excellent.

learn from the cats man, learn from the cats.

it's funny. now when i bend over a girl and she smells, i know she only uses paper. it turns me off

But it was okay prior to your discovering of better wiping of your ass?

BTW-wet toilet paper will leave tpcrumbs on your ass... Just buy baby wipes, they are much cleaner.

I think everyone should clean their butt before getting a face within 20 miles of it... Should we do a poll? I'm sure there are people out there who just don't care, he he he!

Leslie

gangbangjoe · 10-11-2005, 11:26 AM

there are more dangerous things on your keyboard than in your poo...

nico-t · 10-11-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by tgpshack

a bidet. Common in Europe but not in the states unless you buy a million dollar home and even some million dollar homes don't have them by default. I've been looking at new homes and only about half the homes I looked at had bidets in the master bedroom. Though one of the homes that had a 580 square foot master bath had a very nice looking bidet. The whole thing had a gold plating lol

a bidet in the bedroom? Thats not common they need to be in the bathroom

CDSmith · 10-11-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

That's why on that last wad of TP I put a bit of lotion on it, and give the canyon a good scrubbing. Cleans it up good.

My ass is so clean you could eat your lunch off it. :D

Phoenix · 10-11-2005, 11:35 AM

technically you should shit after every meal

i go twice a day usually

Wiggles · 10-11-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Shitting in the bidet is just wrong....

haha but it feel so right!

Tex Willer · 10-11-2005, 12:42 PM

fine ass thread hands down

jonesy · 10-11-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LeslieSharp

BTW-wet toilet paper will leave tpcrumbs on your ass... Just buy baby wipes, they are much cleaner.

I

if done correctly it wont - only lazy bastards leave that kinda shit behind - no pun intended.

jonesy · 10-11-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

yo im fucking crying ...

Dopy · 10-11-2005, 06:37 PM

Rebecca Love · 10-11-2005, 06:41 PM

Baby wipes followed by TP to get the moisture.

Tat2Jr · 10-11-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Great now everytime I see you I'm going to have this picture of a little ziplock bag of baby wipes in your pocket... thanks HOT

Yeah, but you'll know I'm all good if you wanna toss my salad! See ya at the next convention? ;)

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