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CuriousToyBoy · 10-25-2005, 02:44 PM

Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.

Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

Your EX-Wife

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

......And The Saga Continues.....

Dear Ex-Wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.

Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

Even after all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

DWB · 10-25-2005, 02:45 PM

they will suck if you let them.

EroticySteve · 10-25-2005, 02:49 PM

That's classic. Funny stuff.

hova · 10-25-2005, 02:51 PM

very funny

wdsguy · 10-25-2005, 03:02 PM

oh man funny as hell hahaha

FluxAds · 10-25-2005, 03:04 PM

i <3 my gf!

dynastoned · 10-25-2005, 03:07 PM

haha i got a good laugh out of that one.

Papi Chulo · 10-25-2005, 03:09 PM

Thats Karma!

Rob · 10-25-2005, 03:10 PM

Reminds me of the guy who won the lotto and rushed home. He came into the house screaming..."I WON THE LOTTO! I WON THE LOTTO! HURRY UP AND PACK!!!"

The wife runs down the stairs and says, "That's great! What should I pack for? Warm, tropical weather or cold North European weather?"

And the guy replies, "I don't give a shit. Just pack up and get the fuck out!"

u-Bob · 10-25-2005, 03:18 PM

funny

Marcus Aurelius · 10-25-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

Reminds me of the guy who won the lotto and rushed home. He came into the house screaming..."I WON THE LOTTO! I WON THE LOTTO! HURRY UP AND PACK!!!"

The wife runs down the stairs and says, "That's great! What should I pack for? Warm, tropical weather or cold North European weather?"

And the guy replies, "I don't give a shit. Just pack up and get the fuck out!"

Hell yeah. I remember that shit, but dont remember where I heard it.

Redrob · 10-25-2005, 04:07 PM

Relationships can be challenging.....been married 24 years and I can still hear her over the TV...

Odie · 10-25-2005, 05:25 PM

wow that musta hurt BAD!! lmao...2 weeks??

PixeLs · 10-25-2005, 08:44 PM

That definitely sucks for that cheating wife!!! The husband still got enough luck on his hand.

reed_4 · 10-26-2005, 06:16 AM

I've already sent that to my friend's emails.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-26-2005, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

Relationships can be challenging.....been married 24 years and I can still hear her over the TV...

I have but 2 words of advice for you my friend .....

HOME THEATRE.

Screaming · 10-26-2005, 06:29 AM

Great stuff lol.

10-25-2005, 02:44 PM	#1
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Relationships Suck. Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Wife P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ......And The Saga Continues..... Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. Even after all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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10-25-2005, 03:10 PM	#9
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Reminds me of the guy who won the lotto and rushed home. He came into the house screaming..."I WON THE LOTTO! I WON THE LOTTO! HURRY UP AND PACK!!!" The wife runs down the stairs and says, "That's great! What should I pack for? Warm, tropical weather or cold North European weather?" And the guy replies, "I don't give a shit. Just pack up and get the fuck out!" __________________

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10-25-2005, 08:44 PM	#14
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10-26-2005, 06:16 AM	#15
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