WHAT makes YOU a Webmaster? - GoFuckYourself.com

OMG Jim · 10-31-2005, 09:45 AM

The term Webmaster seems to be used very loosely in this industry?

If you consider yourself a true Webmaster and not a ...

Then tell us what makes you the MASTER!

Funbrunette · 10-31-2005, 09:46 AM

I'm master of my domain!

BAKO · 10-31-2005, 09:49 AM

Gfy Lmao

MattO · 10-31-2005, 09:51 AM

Considering that my income is completely from sites I code and build myself I'd say I'm probably a webmaster. Plus I have a membership card.

Jakke PNG · 10-31-2005, 09:52 AM

I do my own graphics, html and code a bit of php.
..and I have 10k+ posts on gfy.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2005, 09:52 AM

I am a webmaster because I sit in front of a computer all day in my underwear.

Libertine · 10-31-2005, 09:52 AM

My below average cock, pimply face and massive beer gut. Respect!

NickPapageorgio · 10-31-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Considering that my income is completely from sites I code and build myself I'd say I'm probably a webmaster. Plus I have a membership card.

Damnit I miss the chainsaw dance sig

I got my journeyman's card from the local webmaster union...it that good enuf?

justsexxx · 10-31-2005, 09:52 AM

99% if my income is generated through the web. This makes me a webearner

Brad Gosse · 10-31-2005, 09:53 AM

My license plate

Jace · 10-31-2005, 09:53 AM

Every project I work on I do completely myself, from graphics to code to publishing...i have done everything from paysites, se pages to complete backend development

CherryLipsRosa · 10-31-2005, 10:00 AM

Master of everything i do!

Anthony · 10-31-2005, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

The term Webmaster seems to be used very loosely in this industry?

If you consider yourself a true Webmaster and not a ...

Then tell us what makes you the MASTER!

Does hitting the top 5 on Sextracker back in 2001 qualify one as a webmaster?

Anthony · 10-31-2005, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Brad Gosse

My license plate

Very nice!

Over the years, I contemplated WEBGOD as a license plate!

Manowar · 10-31-2005, 10:02 AM

i post on gfy

BigRod · 10-31-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

My below average cock, pimply face and massive beer gut. Respect!

Indeed a TRUE webmaster!

J-$ · 10-31-2005, 10:42 AM

i like to think of myself as a...
webmasterbator

SilentKnight · 10-31-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

The term Webmaster seems to be used very loosely in this industry?

If you consider yourself a true Webmaster and not a ...

Then tell us what makes you the MASTER!

Personally - I dislike the term 'webmaster'.

Even though I'm technically a 'webmaster' for 2-outta-4 of our websites, I consider the term "webmaster" akin to being a movie director; subordinate to the content producer. I'd much sooner be a photographer/producer than someone with a pompous 'webmaster' title.

Not to denegrate the functionality of webmasters, but workin' directly with the models is MUCH preferable to the comparatively mundane tasks of creating and managing a website.

SilentKnight

potter · 10-31-2005, 10:50 AM

I own a myspace account. That makes me a webmaster right?

Webby · 10-31-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

The term Webmaster seems to be used very loosely in this industry?

If you consider yourself a true Webmaster and not a ...

Then tell us what makes you the MASTER!

I am master of nada - the fact that I got access to GFY proves it.

I maintain spreadsheets, bank money, write html/php and some scripts, make coffee, smoke a lot, do some shoots and don't fuck the talent, ain't got time to look at websites but get pissed when servers go down.

In between, I write some software for web-related purposes - but that's only for light relief between visits to GFY.

So.. master of what??

Major (Tom) · 10-31-2005, 12:47 PM

living in moms basement is a requirement i think.

duke

Dalai lama · 10-31-2005, 12:57 PM

I think I qualify as a webmaster ;)

amalekite · 10-31-2005, 01:06 PM

If you can pay the bills with a site then you're a webmaster right?

amalekite · 10-31-2005, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Personally - I dislike the term 'webmaster'.

Even though I'm technically a 'webmaster' for 2-outta-4 of our websites, I consider the term "webmaster" akin to being a movie director; subordinate to the content producer. I'd much sooner be a photographer/producer than someone with a pompous 'webmaster' title.

Not to denegrate the functionality of webmasters, but workin' directly with the models is MUCH preferable to the comparatively mundane tasks of creating and managing a website.

SilentKnight

Damn straight dude

Jakke PNG · 10-31-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Personally - I dislike the term 'webmaster'.

Even though I'm technically a 'webmaster' for 2-outta-4 of our websites, I consider the term "webmaster" akin to being a movie director; subordinate to the content producer. I'd much sooner be a photographer/producer than someone with a pompous 'webmaster' title.

Not to denegrate the functionality of webmasters, but workin' directly with the models is MUCH preferable to the comparatively mundane tasks of creating and managing a website.

SilentKnight

Bah.
I'm a CEO of our company and I call myself webmaster or a designer. Titles are gay.

Webby · 10-31-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by amalekite

If you can pay the bills with a site then you're a webmaster right?

You suggesting this is some kinda business amalekite?

That's novel...

SilentKnight · 10-31-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Bah.
I'm a CEO of our company and I call myself webmaster or a designer. Titles are gay.

Fuck the title...just gimme a damn pay raise!

When I read something sent to me from a 'webmaster', I generally assume I'm dealing with some zit-faced geek in a 6'x6' cubicle next to the water cooler who doodles sci-fi caricatures all day.

To each their own, I say...

SilentKnight

Master of the Universe
Head Cook & Bottle-Washer Extraordinaire
(and in my spare time)
President - Kastle Archives Productions Inc.

amalekite · 10-31-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

You suggesting this is some kinda business amalekite?

That's novel...

Hehe... I know what you mean

Still feels like I'm cheating "real life"

I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts!

OMG Jim · 10-31-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Bah.
I'm a CEO of our company and I call myself webmaster or a designer. Titles are gay.

Instead of CEO try MFWIC if titles are gay. This is what we came up with back in college for the top dog at a company or for what we would call ourselves when we owned our own businesses.

Mutha Fucka What's In Charge = MFWIC

TheSenator · 10-31-2005, 03:34 PM

cut and paste period

The Heron · 10-31-2005, 03:39 PM

I'm not a webmaster, I'm a PIMP (professional internet marketing person)

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I am a webmaster because I sit in front of a computer all day in my underwear. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Considering that my income is completely from sites I code and build myself I'd say I'm probably a webmaster. Plus I have a membership card.

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Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	My below average cock, pimply face and massive beer gut. Respect! __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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justsexxx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 13,723	99% if my income is generated through the web. This makes me a webearner __________________ Questions? ICQ: 125184542

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Brad Gosse Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Carpal Tunnel Posts: 2,616	My license plate __________________ Free Clipart

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	Every project I work on I do completely myself, from graphics to code to publishing...i have done everything from paysites, se pages to complete backend development

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I'm not a webmaster, I'm a PIMP (professional internet marketing person)