5 of the most prevalent lies told on GFY. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 04:11 AM

In no particular order:

1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread."

2: "Check out my new ride."

3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..."

4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole."

5: "I make a living at this."

Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

RonUSMC · 11-09-2005, 04:12 AM

lmao, funny

graphical x · 11-09-2005, 04:12 AM

Making money off porn is easy.

Great traffic can be had with minimal effort.

That always makes me laugh.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 04:14 AM

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.

See?

aico · 11-09-2005, 04:15 AM

50......

BRISK · 11-09-2005, 04:28 AM

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

phonesex · 11-09-2005, 04:34 AM

7. Pics of my new house / my new car

DamageX · 11-09-2005, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.

See?

High Quality · 11-09-2005, 04:37 AM

8. "I am a pirate"

crockett · 11-09-2005, 04:38 AM

9. "Hi I'm a new girl from hahaha.com will you sign up and promote my site"

JimmiDean · 11-09-2005, 04:43 AM

Fansigns when you sign up for my program.
and what rims should i put on my new (non existent) ride.

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 04:44 AM

"I'd hit it" (they say this knowing full well, they wouldn't know what the fusk to do with IT in the first place)
"O RLY" (they really. I mean they RLY don't give a shit, they just want to post the latest 'catch-phrase')

RonUSMC · 11-09-2005, 04:53 AM

it gets better!

blazin · 11-09-2005, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

Best one so far

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 05:14 AM

10: I only have ONE nick.

Claude · 11-09-2005, 05:26 AM

10) the site converts 1;25

Citizen Cain · 11-09-2005, 05:30 AM

11) Our program doesnt shave.

boner 2.0 · 11-09-2005, 05:31 AM

12) Sig spot

TexasDreams · 11-09-2005, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.

See?

I'm going to go on a power trip and cluelessly close this thread!

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I'm going to go on a power trip and cluelessly close this thread!

No more cyber sex for you.

nofx · 11-09-2005, 05:41 AM

"I donate money to charity out of kindness"

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-09-2005, 05:42 AM

"I been in the industry 8 years"

"im not a surfer, you are"

"I dont like pussyserver"

"my Y is related to Z and they both know X"

"my dick is bigger then pussyserver's"

-------------------------offline lies--------------

at the kids softball game talking to middle age average dad watching the boys play
" yeah ya know i am in the adult industry,,,yep sure am,, proably gonna go to a party at heffners's next month I told him I would try to make it, just so busy lately you know"

talking to a buddy at the bar after a few drinks
"dude im tellin you we can be rich by next month if you help me, I have already made half a million now if you help we will both have lambos by next week"

looking in mirror at home
" I am not a geek, I am a pimp in the porn industry....dammit""I fuckin hate you pussyserver"

BVF · 11-09-2005, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

In no particular order:

1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread."

2: "Check out my new ride."

3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..."

4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole."

5: "I make a living at this."

Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are.

12:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Everybody loves crackheads

Now get the fuck out of my thread jig.

vittle · 11-09-2005, 06:10 AM

Site for sale: Makes 4k a month. I just don't have time for it anymore. Must sell asap

CDSmith · 11-09-2005, 06:40 AM

"Dude, my girlfriend is an ex pageant winner"

translation: your girlfriend needs to be kept in a closet and fed with a slingshot, loser.

:D

tranza · 11-09-2005, 07:40 AM

JFK · 11-09-2005, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

hova · 11-09-2005, 07:43 AM

sad but true

seeric · 11-09-2005, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

In no particular order:

1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread."

2: "Check out my new ride."

3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..."

4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole."

5: "I make a living at this."

Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

psili · 11-09-2005, 07:47 AM

I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread, so I'm going to post "I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread."

Pipecrew · 11-09-2005, 07:48 AM

The Drama ones "my icq is lighting up like a christmas tree" always a funny one.

JACASS · 11-09-2005, 09:33 AM

#13 We make $$ ripping you off! Ciao Bella!!

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

The Drama ones "my icq is lighting up like a christmas tree" always a funny one.

Ok thats fucking funny.

CybermedAndy · 11-09-2005, 11:10 AM

13) I can't discuss right now my ICQ is down

BV · 11-09-2005, 11:11 AM

#14/ I'm not a newb, been in the biz since 96

Anthony · 11-09-2005, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are.

Me and Jim talked, his reasons on keeping his sites to himself are valid.

He may be a bit rude in letting the general public know about it, but it is his business.

xNetworx · 11-09-2005, 11:29 AM

Here is one:

I'm not a geeky, plumpy butt, emotional wreck that got into the porn business becuase women never wanted to have sex with me growing up.

tony286 · 11-09-2005, 11:41 AM

You are a trip I look forward to meeting you when we come up to Indiana.

The Truth Hurts · 11-09-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

#14/ I'm not a newb, been in the biz since 96

that one is my favorite (it's true in my case though... pinky swear.)

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

You are a trip I look forward to meeting you when we come up to Indiana.

Make SURE you get ahold of me.

11-09-2005, 04:12 AM	#2
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11-09-2005, 04:12 AM	#3
graphical x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 316	Making money off porn is easy. Great traffic can be had with minimal effort. That always makes me laugh. __________________ No sigs needed.

11-09-2005, 04:34 AM	#7
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11-09-2005, 04:37 AM	#9
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11-09-2005, 04:38 AM	#10
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11-09-2005, 04:11 AM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	5 of the most prevalent lies told on GFY. In no particular order: 1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread." 2: "Check out my new ride." 3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..." 4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole." 5: "I make a living at this." Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

11-09-2005, 04:14 AM	#4
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups. See?

11-09-2005, 04:15 AM	#5
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	50......

11-09-2005, 04:28 AM	#6
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass" __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

11-09-2005, 04:43 AM	#11
JimmiDean Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Margarittaville Posts: 3,433	Fansigns when you sign up for my program. and what rims should i put on my new (non existent) ride. __________________ My God there's Porn on here! Still on the Beach !!!

11-09-2005, 04:44 AM	#12
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	"I'd hit it" (they say this knowing full well, they wouldn't know what the fusk to do with IT in the first place) "O RLY" (they really. I mean they RLY don't give a shit, they just want to post the latest 'catch-phrase') __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

11-09-2005, 04:53 AM	#13
RonUSMC Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 183	it gets better! __________________ We are looking for Beta testers! [ICQ] 153 - 44 - 389 (lowest ICQ # around?) 10 years at Microsoft,Former AVNer,in Chatsworth,Working in Porn (DVD,film) finally moving it all to the Web

11-09-2005, 05:14 AM	#15
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	10: I only have ONE nick.

11-09-2005, 05:26 AM	#16
Claude Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,036	10) the site converts 1;25

11-09-2005, 05:30 AM	#17
Citizen Cain A woman trapped in a man's body Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 426	11) Our program doesnt shave. __________________

11-09-2005, 05:31 AM	#18
boner 2.0 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,970	12) Sig spot __________________

11-09-2005, 05:41 AM	#21
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	"I donate money to charity out of kindness" __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-09-2005, 05:42 AM	#22
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	"I been in the industry 8 years" "im not a surfer, you are" "I dont like pussyserver" "my Y is related to Z and they both know X" "my dick is bigger then pussyserver's" -------------------------offline lies-------------- at the kids softball game talking to middle age average dad watching the boys play " yeah ya know i am in the adult industry,,,yep sure am,, proably gonna go to a party at heffners's next month I told him I would try to make it, just so busy lately you know" talking to a buddy at the bar after a few drinks "dude im tellin you we can be rich by next month if you help me, I have already made half a million now if you help we will both have lambos by next week" looking in mirror at home " I am not a geek, I am a pimp in the porn industry....dammit""I fuckin hate you pussyserver" Last edited by pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-09-2005 at 05:43 AM..

11-09-2005, 06:10 AM	#25
vittle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,181	Site for sale: Makes 4k a month. I just don't have time for it anymore. Must sell asap __________________ Home of FuckedHard18 \| FuckedHardGFs \| MassageGirls18 - The BEST converting Adult Sites!

11-09-2005, 06:40 AM	#26
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	"Dude, my girlfriend is an ex pageant winner" translation: your girlfriend needs to be kept in a closet and fed with a slingshot, loser. :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-09-2005, 07:40 AM	#27
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	__________________ I'm just a newbie.

11-09-2005, 07:43 AM	#29
hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	sad but true __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

11-09-2005, 07:47 AM	#31
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread, so I'm going to post "I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread." __________________ Your post count means nothing.

11-09-2005, 07:48 AM	#32
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	The Drama ones "my icq is lighting up like a christmas tree" always a funny one.

11-09-2005, 09:33 AM	#33
JACASS Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 68	#13 We make $$ ripping you off! Ciao Bella!! __________________ What is a "click"?

11-09-2005, 11:10 AM	#35
CybermedAndy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,170	13) I can't discuss right now my ICQ is down __________________ Add some upsell items to your pages here!

11-09-2005, 11:11 AM	#36
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	#14/ I'm not a newb, been in the biz since 96

11-09-2005, 11:29 AM	#38
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Here is one: I'm not a geeky, plumpy butt, emotional wreck that got into the porn business becuase women never wanted to have sex with me growing up.

11-09-2005, 11:41 AM	#39
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	You are a trip I look forward to meeting you when we come up to Indiana.