What would be the best time to rob Taboo's home? - GoFuckYourself.com

DomBuyer · 12-06-2004, 09:40 AM

Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

Either way, it will be done, and done good.

DomBuyer · 12-07-2004, 07:14 AM

I guess nobody thought this was funny.

skillfull · 12-07-2004, 07:19 AM

ive found it very funny ;)

FunForOne · 12-07-2004, 07:23 AM

What happens if the guys house is now broken into.

We got you on record planning it.

Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DomBuyer
Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

Either way, it will be done, and done good.

j/k, but you have planned it all out. scary...

you have to catch me during the 4 hours I'm asleep. But you better do it now because when I start on Provigil next year, you're going to be out of luck.

fyi, if you drive by my house and fart, I'll get a text message on my mobile plus your pic is archived.

but what's this blog empire you speak of?

is this because I own DomBuyer.com? I told you I was going to give it to you as a peace offering. LOL.

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
What happens if the guys house is now broken into.

We got you on record planning it.

Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

true. note to self: never plan a crime online.

FunForOne · 12-07-2004, 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by Taboo
true. note to self: never plan a crime online.

I'll never make that mistake again

brand0n · 12-07-2004, 07:45 AM

granted taboo has some nice propertys, but honestly. if we are going domain snatching, lets get webfather.

Nicky · 12-07-2004, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DomBuyer
Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

Either way, it will be done, and done good.

mkx · 12-07-2004, 09:14 AM

DomBuyer · 12-07-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
I'll never make that mistake again

So true. Now if someone does actually rob him, the cuffs will be on me in no time.

KRL · 12-07-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
granted taboo has some nice propertys, but honestly. if we are going domain snatching, lets get webfather.

Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.

brand0n · 12-07-2004, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.

hey, you are just the guy i was wanting to talk 2

any news?

KRL · 12-07-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
hey, you are just the guy i was wanting to talk 2

any news?

Yes, hired more people and tasking one to develop "the master plan".

DomBuyer · 12-07-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.

Nice to have good friends.

TheFrog · 12-07-2004, 09:45 AM

brand0n · 12-07-2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Yes, hired more people and tasking one to develop "the master plan".

I like the sounds of that. Keep me in the loop as things go bro. See you in vegas?

dcortez · 12-07-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
What happens if the guys house is now broken into.

We got you on record planning it.

Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

NOW, this thread is funny!

-Dino

DomBuyer · 12-07-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Taboo

is this because I own DomBuyer.com? I told you I was going to give it to you as a peace offering. LOL.

I get emails all the time meant for you. I've made many thousands off of them--keep it comin'

edit: many hundreds

Rebecca Love · 12-07-2004, 10:59 AM

wait for a 30 minute lag in between his post, then you know he passed out. now, you only have a small window of oppurtunity because his computer addiction will start kicking in and he will wake up from the shakes running to the screen, unless he passed out on the computer. before he wakes up, just a little frying pan to the the head works for me. doink!

I also want a 15% refferal fee......lol

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Rebecca Love
wait for a 30 minute lag in between his post, then you know he passed out. now, you only have a small window of oppurtunity because his computer addiction will start kicking in and he will wake up from the shakes running to the screen, unless he passed out on the computer. before he wakes up, just a little frying pan to the the head works for me. doink!

I also want a 15% refferal fee......lol

you all are so crazy.

One day I'm going to post that I'm going on vacation just to see who drops by my house. LOL. I even work online when I'm on my exercise bike every morning.

DomBuyer · 12-07-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Taboo
I even work online when I'm on my exercise bike every morning.

That is sadness in a bottle right there

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DomBuyer
I get emails all the time meant for you. I've made many thousands off of them--keep it comin'

edit: many hundreds

when you're ready for the transfer, let me know. I'm tired of getting all your email.

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DomBuyer
That is sadness in a bottle right there

yeah, that's one way to look at it. I used to watch TV or read, but decided to be productive and it really helps the time pass by quickly.

Bama · 12-07-2004, 11:48 AM

For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

If he's in the south then try this approach.

Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bama
For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

If he's in the south then try this approach.

Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!

buncha crazy people online today. LOL.

KRL · 12-07-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Taboo

buncha crazy people online today. LOL.

Taboo have we met before?

paxton · 12-07-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by DomBuyer
I guess nobody thought this was funny.

Ahhhh..... DomBuyer that was funny! I just didn't see this thread.

The Provigil comeback was pretty humorous also.

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Taboo have we met before?

Hmmm... perhaps but probably not, so I'll just say "Not yet!". I wanted to go to Rick's domain summit / traffic conference but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops).

edit: why do you ask?

AVM · 12-07-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Taboo
e but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops).

edit: why do you ask?

I was kidding, just FYI.

You come to the one next year...I'll buy you a drink, then kick your ass.

Taboo · 12-07-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by AVM
I was kidding, just FYI.

You come to the one next year...I'll buy you a drink, then kick your ass.

kick my ass FIRST, then buy me a drink. much more fun that way.

KRL · 12-08-2004, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Taboo
Hmmm... perhaps but probably not, so I'll just say "Not yet!". I wanted to go to Rick's domain summit / traffic conference but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops).

edit: why do you ask?

Just curious.

sean416 · 12-08-2004, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bama
For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

If he's in the south then try this approach.

Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!

Hinc · 01-09-2005, 01:10 PM

LOL

Pretty funny shit

Taboo · 01-10-2005, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hinc

LOL

Pretty funny shit

yeah.. so funny, he's made me paranoid.

Taboo · 11-05-2005, 08:09 AM

I heard a noise outside my house... is that you DomBuyer?

.

Manowar · 11-05-2005, 08:14 AM

taboo is an inspiration

Screaming · 11-05-2005, 08:14 AM

Lol, dombuyer, Latona, brand0n and krl have formed a pack

You are in for it.

Taboo · 11-05-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

taboo is an inspiration

I hate the interweb, I can never tell if people are being sarcastic or nice. wait it's GFY, so should I assume sarcasm? Please use smileys next time. LOL.

.

MerlinK · 11-05-2005, 04:11 PM

hehe, nice old thread.

Taboo · 11-09-2005, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MerlinK

hehe, nice old thread.

old but current, cause he's still lurking outside. LOL. I think he's watching me blog. trying to figure out my secrets...

hey, DomBuyer I put a little shoutout to you on http://DomainNews.com and linked back to this thread. j/k.

.

JFK · 11-09-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DomBuyer

I guess nobody thought this was funny.

its a real knee slapper, a fabulous rib tickler

Taboo · 11-09-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

its a real knee slapper, a fabulous rib tickler

But it's sure funny now!

.

J-$ · 11-09-2005, 09:33 AM

great now I get to rob Taboo's house and have the authorities pin it to DomBuyer! Even better!

Taboo · 11-09-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by J-$

great now I get to rob Taboo's house and have the authorities pin it to DomBuyer! Even better!

now the next guy's going to see that and pin it on "both" of you.

best time to rob me is when you haven't seen any recent posts on http://DomainNews.com, then you know I'm asleep or on vacation.

.

12-06-2004, 09:40 AM	#1
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	What would be the best time to rob Taboo's home? Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep. I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style. Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard. The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions. Either way, it will be done, and done good.

12-07-2004, 07:19 AM	#3
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12-07-2004, 07:45 AM	#8
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Rebecca Love Skinemax BQueen Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas NV Posts: 2,145	wait for a 30 minute lag in between his post, then you know he passed out. now, you only have a small window of oppurtunity because his computer addiction will start kicking in and he will wake up from the shakes running to the screen, unless he passed out on the computer. before he wakes up, just a little frying pan to the the head works for me. doink! I also want a 15% refferal fee......lol __________________ Kisses, Rebecca Love "Skinemax BQueen of Late-Nite" www.RebeccaLove.com

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12-07-2004, 07:14 AM	#2
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	I guess nobody thought this was funny.

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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	What happens if the guys house is now broken into. We got you on record planning it. Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer. If he's in the south then try this approach. Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer! Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at. Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on..... While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!

11-05-2005, 08:09 AM	#36
Taboo Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'd rather be networking than not working. Posts: 3,700	I heard a noise outside my house... is that you DomBuyer? .

11-05-2005, 08:14 AM	#37
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	taboo is an inspiration

11-05-2005, 08:14 AM	#38
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	Lol, dombuyer, Latona, brand0n and krl have formed a pack You are in for it. __________________

11-05-2005, 04:11 PM	#40
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11-09-2005, 09:33 AM	#44
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	great now I get to rob Taboo's house and have the authorities pin it to DomBuyer! Even better! __________________