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Old 11-13-2005, 01:06 PM   #1
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i feel fat and bloated

yes, i finally realize that i am totally out-of-shape, 6-2 215 lbs and i have a beer belly and love handles. i am too lazy to hit the gym and i'm afraid of diet pills.

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Old 11-13-2005, 01:17 PM   #2
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:18 PM   #3
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i feel like the big girl in high school who stills thinks their HOT
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:20 PM   #4
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:31 PM   #5
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:32 PM   #6
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first time i ever heard a dude say he felt bloated....
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:41 PM   #7
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get a hobby (NOT a hUbby) like offroading, buy a ATV or a jetski.. something that will get you out of the house..
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:41 PM   #8
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:42 PM   #9
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Buy a treadmill! I have one in the same room as my computer here so when I'm not on the computer, I'm walking or jogging on it. Trust me, it works. Seeing the treadmill after sitting at the computer working will remind you to get some good exercise in.
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:42 PM   #10
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:48 PM   #11
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first time i ever heard a dude say he felt bloated....

and i cant fit into a size 36 pant anymore
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:55 PM   #12
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Old 11-13-2005, 02:02 PM   #13
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Do what I did Izzz, get a thread mill for you're home, a mile a day should be enough, make sure you put it near a tv, time goes much quicker.
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Old 11-13-2005, 02:08 PM   #14
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There you are. I haven't seen you in ages it seems.
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Old 11-13-2005, 02:57 PM   #15
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yes, i finally realize that i am totally out-of-shape, 6-2 215 lbs and i have a beer belly and love handles. i am too lazy to hit the gym and i'm afraid of diet pills.

i have turned into a true webmaster
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Old 11-13-2005, 03:00 PM   #16
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Maybe that means you are fat and bloated? There's a niche for that BUW. Big ugly webmasters. ;)
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Old 11-13-2005, 03:01 PM   #17
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Maybe you're just PMS'ing. Call it water weight. ;)
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Old 11-13-2005, 03:02 PM   #18
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Old 11-13-2005, 03:27 PM   #19
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No, you have turned into a husband
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Old 11-13-2005, 03:30 PM   #20
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215 at 6'2" doesn't seem too bad
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Old 11-13-2005, 03:30 PM   #21
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Diet & training info @ http://www.johnstonefitness.com
Agh. Show me a fitness/get healthy site that doesn't include supplements. I'm all for a multi vitamin now and then, but no way am I "supplementing" my diet with powders and pills.
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:16 PM   #22
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Do what I did Izzz, get a thread mill for you're home, a mile a day should be enough, make sure you put it near a tv, time goes much quicker.
Warren you dissed us and we will never be the same...



make SURE you call me next time you are in town..
i am hurt you were only 20 miles away and no call

j/k

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Old 11-13-2005, 04:18 PM   #23
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drink 2 cups of hot green tea a day, that'll help.
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:20 PM   #24
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Age will catch up with you sooner or later as well.
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:21 PM   #25
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No, you have turned into a husband

lmfaoooooooooo


its funny, my wife doesnt even cook, but i am gaining weight!!!!!!


lol, yeah, i dont mind being 215 at my height, but i am totally out-of-shape and i need to get cut. i'd love to stay at this weight but just get more developed
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:25 PM   #26
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215 at 6'2" doesn't seem too bad

The average weight should be between 165 and 185 for that height, no?

I'm 6'1" and I was told I should be between 160 and 180.
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:28 PM   #27
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Yeah, if you were a cancer patient or something.
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:48 PM   #29
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make SURE you call me next time you are in town..
i am hurt you were only 20 miles away and no call

j/k

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Duke We will always be the same, I wont have it any other way , you know the score man it was a quick few day trip and if not for the mother in law having Me take her all over the show to see different shit I would of been in touch.

I will make it up to you guys, planning a trip back to NY real soon.
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make SURE you call me next time you are in town..
i am hurt you were only 20 miles away and no call

j/k

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Duke We will always be the same, I wont have it any other way , you know the score man it was a quick few day trip and if not for Martina's mother having Me take her all over the show to see different shit I would of been in touch.

I will make it up to you guys, planning a trip back to NY real soon.
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Old 11-13-2005, 04:54 PM   #31
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Age is always a great way to excuse yourself when watching yourself deteriorate over the years. Being overweight and unhealthy at 30, 40 or 50 is more a result of lazyness, carelessness and lack of dedication than any pseudo-scientific myths such as "slowed metabolism at higher age".
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Old 11-13-2005, 05:22 PM   #33
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Old 11-13-2005, 05:24 PM   #34
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start doing a sport or something ... there are other ways to loose fat then go to the gym do boring exercies
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Old 11-13-2005, 06:32 PM   #35
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Create a new impression of a true webmaster. Go to the gym or start doing push ups.
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Old 11-13-2005, 06:47 PM   #36
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Old 11-13-2005, 06:58 PM   #37
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and i cant fit into a size 36 pant anymore
Start moving or the next thing you will notice that you can't fit into a 42 size
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Old 11-13-2005, 06:59 PM   #38
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i feel you. i have gone up and down in weight the past 4 years since i have been doing this fulltime. i need to cowboy the fuck up and get back to the gym.
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Old 11-13-2005, 07:35 PM   #39
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the title of this thread sounds like something my gf says all the time.
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