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jimthefiend · 11-17-2005, 12:39 PM

I'm just a pretty sigwhore for Jesus.

SilentKnight · 11-17-2005, 12:55 PM

Actually, I terminated your contract back in 1997. Just didn't get around to telling you.

Libertine · 11-17-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Actually, I terminated your contract back in 1997. Just didn't get around to telling you.

Dude, if you don't get back to me on that prayer I sent you last night I'm gonna start some serious drama here on GFY

u-Bob · 11-17-2005, 12:57 PM

do that water into wine trick

jimthefiend · 11-17-2005, 01:06 PM

It's a curse. I dunno how to get out of it.

GlydeGirl · 11-17-2005, 01:27 PM

Do any of you ever wonder what kind of action Jesus got? Was he 'blessed' with a huge cock? Was he bi? How was good ol' Mary Magdelane in the sack? What kind of freaky sex did they have back then?

Things that make you go hmmmmm....

jimthefiend · 11-17-2005, 02:20 PM

Jesus didnt get any action Maura you fucking slut.

NBDesign · 11-17-2005, 02:23 PM

I don't remember hiring you... who are you? LOL

jimthefiend · 11-17-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NBDesign

I don't remember hiring you... who are you? LOL

I'm just a fly in the ointment.

NBDesign · 11-17-2005, 02:27 PM

LOL....

jimthefiend · 11-17-2005, 02:29 PM

But the chicks dig me.

BTW, have I told you how much you suck?

lol

GlydeGirl · 11-17-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Jesus didnt get any action Maura you fucking slut.

You're just jealous I'm thinking of what Jesus is like in the sack instead of you! LOL!

SilentKnight · 11-17-2005, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Dude, if you don't get back to me on that prayer I sent you last night I'm gonna start some serious drama here on GFY

After giving your prayer careful consideration, I've decided to grant you your wish.

Unfortunately, it'll severely hamper your chances of joining us here later after you cut loose the mortal coil.

Screaming · 11-17-2005, 03:51 PM

Love the new site btw.

L4 libido · 11-17-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Actually, I terminated your contract back in 1997. Just didn't get around to telling you.

someone didn't get the memo, or was there even one?

mrthumbs · 11-17-2005, 05:47 PM

y'all a bunch of sinners

Libertine · 11-18-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

After giving your prayer careful consideration, I've decided to grant you your wish.

Unfortunately, it'll severely hamper your chances of joining us here later after you cut loose the mortal coil.

What?
There's nothing about hamsters in the Ten Commandments! You can't just go around all the time making up new rules on the fly you know

nofx · 11-18-2005, 10:58 AM

Atheist Anthem Lyrics
Artist(Band):Leftover Crack

From high up on yer crucifix
You preach about my triple 6
You spit about my this and that
And yank away yer welcome mat
With a coupon jesus christ will save
So don't you christians misbehave
'cuz satan makes the list himself
And it's rotting on the warehouse shelf

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasoline, they're
Dead, dead, dead, dead
their god is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an atheist Your
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!

When the greed of man is not appeased
All will rot sick and diseased
Once again the fallen towers
The Tortured death of every hour
And at the toll of the final bell
You lead the righteous down to hell
When all the world is dead and gone
All I ask is bring me along!

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasolinem they're
Dead, dead, dead, dead
their god is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an atheist Your
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!

Nuclear Apox spells your doom
like the t.v. in your living room
each bomb kills a million dead
it melts yer skin and implodes yer head
And now you get your judgement day
You think you'll float up then away
But yer guilty just like everyone
You turn to ash when the burning's done

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasoline
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an atheist You
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!

There's a hunger within you
a tapeworm deep inside
or maybe it's just cancer
the doctors can't decide
but yer stomach keeps on growning
as yer body wastes away
and yer getting ill & weaker
every single fucking day

we are alone
we are alone

who · 11-18-2005, 11:00 AM

BTW about the whole 'fleshlight gloryhole' thing...

A glory hole has a cock sticking out of it (anyone who's been the the toilets in The Night Cat will know this).

I think the fleshlight gloryhole thing should really be an 'anti-gloryhole'.

Come to think of it, antigloryhole.com could be a nice domain for you.

GlydeGirl · 11-18-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

BTW about the whole 'fleshlight gloryhole' thing...

A glory hole has a cock sticking out of it (anyone who's been the the toilets in The Night Cat will know this).

I think the fleshlight gloryhole thing should really be an 'anti-gloryhole'.

Come to think of it, antigloryhole.com could be a nice domain for you.

What about 'glory pocket,' 'glory den,' 'glory sleeve,' or 'glory gash?'

GlydeGirl · 11-18-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

BTW about the whole 'fleshlight gloryhole' thing...

A glory hole has a cock sticking out of it (anyone who's been the the toilets in The Night Cat will know this).

I think the fleshlight gloryhole thing should really be an 'anti-gloryhole'.

Come to think of it, antigloryhole.com could be a nice domain for you.

What about the names: glory pocket, glory den, glory sleeve, or glory gash?

BigasMoe · 11-18-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I'm just a fly in the ointment.

More like a Roach on the Wall!

oh yeah and

11-17-2005, 12:39 PM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I am contractually obligated to God to tell you how much you suck. I'm just a pretty sigwhore for Jesus.

11-17-2005, 02:23 PM	#8
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11-17-2005, 02:27 PM	#10
NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	LOL.... __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

11-17-2005, 03:51 PM	#14
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	Love the new site btw. __________________

11-18-2005, 10:58 AM	#18
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	Atheist Anthem Lyrics Artist(Band):Leftover Crack From high up on yer crucifix You preach about my triple 6 You spit about my this and that And yank away yer welcome mat With a coupon jesus christ will save So don't you christians misbehave 'cuz satan makes the list himself And it's rotting on the warehouse shelf And all the boys in the straight-edge scene are in the basement huffing gasoline, they're Dead, dead, dead, dead their god is dead to me! And when the laws of God just make ya pissed You better become an atheist Your Dead, dead, dead, dead Your god is dead to me! When the greed of man is not appeased All will rot sick and diseased Once again the fallen towers The Tortured death of every hour And at the toll of the final bell You lead the righteous down to hell When all the world is dead and gone All I ask is bring me along! And all the boys in the straight-edge scene are in the basement huffing gasolinem they're Dead, dead, dead, dead their god is dead to me! And when the laws of God just make ya pissed You better become an atheist Your Dead, dead, dead, dead Your god is dead to me! Nuclear Apox spells your doom like the t.v. in your living room each bomb kills a million dead it melts yer skin and implodes yer head And now you get your judgement day You think you'll float up then away But yer guilty just like everyone You turn to ash when the burning's done And all the boys in the straight-edge scene are in the basement huffing gasoline Dead, dead, dead, dead Your god is dead to me! And when the laws of God just make ya pissed You better become an atheist You Dead, dead, dead, dead Your god is dead to me! There's a hunger within you a tapeworm deep inside or maybe it's just cancer the doctors can't decide but yer stomach keeps on growning as yer body wastes away and yer getting ill & weaker every single fucking day we are alone we are alone __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-17-2005, 12:55 PM	#2
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Actually, I terminated your contract back in 1997. Just didn't get around to telling you.

11-17-2005, 12:57 PM	#4
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	do that water into wine trick

11-17-2005, 01:06 PM	#5
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	It's a curse. I dunno how to get out of it.

11-17-2005, 01:27 PM	#6
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Do any of you ever wonder what kind of action Jesus got? Was he 'blessed' with a huge cock? Was he bi? How was good ol' Mary Magdelane in the sack? What kind of freaky sex did they have back then? Things that make you go hmmmmm....

11-17-2005, 02:20 PM	#7
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Jesus didnt get any action Maura you fucking slut.

11-17-2005, 02:29 PM	#11
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	But the chicks dig me. BTW, have I told you how much you suck? lol

11-17-2005, 05:47 PM	#16
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	y'all a bunch of sinners

11-18-2005, 11:00 AM	#19
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	BTW about the whole 'fleshlight gloryhole' thing... A glory hole has a cock sticking out of it (anyone who's been the the toilets in The Night Cat will know this). I think the fleshlight gloryhole thing should really be an 'anti-gloryhole'. Come to think of it, antigloryhole.com could be a nice domain for you.