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Some real drama up in this bitch for a change.
HAMLET
Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, Drink off this potion. Is thy union here? Follow my mother. KING CLAUDIUS dies LAERTES He is justly served; It is a poison temper'd by himself. Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet: Mine and my father's death come not upon thee, Nor thine on me. Dies HAMLET Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee. I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu! You that look pale and tremble at this chance, That are but mutes or audience to this act, Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, death, Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you-- But let it be. Horatio, I am dead; Thou livest; report me and my cause aright To the unsatisfied. HORATIO Never believe it: I am more an antique Roman than a Dane: Here's yet some liquor left. HAMLET As thou'rt a man, Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't. O good Horatio, what a wounded name, Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me! If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart Absent thee from felicity awhile, And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain, To tell my story. March afar off, and shot within What warlike noise is this? Late in Act 5. |
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Classic shit. Hamlet is fuckin mint.
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thou art scammed thee!
I shall smite thou with thy trusty keyboard of vengence! and all thy lowly serfs throughout thee land shall bear thou sigs of shame. |
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lol, i see similarities in this and my drama.
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... And you call me a redneck. ![]() The last thing you read you illiterate canuckistani paint huffer was the manual for your herpes meds... Prolly written in French. |
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I love you too Ice.
So anyway, how do I stop my Mother and Wife from communicating on the internet; specifically Yahoo? Edit: Keeping them from talking at all would be cool too. Thoughts? p.s. Ice is a fag and missed the edit. |
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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That doesn't hold a candle to the epic battle between Gilgamesh and Humbaba.
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As I recall, that faggot got on his knees and while begging to be a bukake star, had his head lopped off by Gil. I could be wrong, though I doubt it. |
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This should be good
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I think some wetback named Enrico said to Gilgamesh:
"Hey, don't be a fag. Cut that fuckers head off." |
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Bon temps!
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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![]() I think it was his counterpart who was also part devine. Started out as an animal guy, banged some whore, turned more human, then was married to Gilgamesh.
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