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CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
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You Ever Been In A Nightclub Fight?
Just wanting to know cause i am a bouncer on the weekends at a big nightclub and was woundering how many adult webmasters getting into brawls.
oh and if you have any photos of the fights post them ![]() P.s i get into around 15 fights a night with my job , drunk people dont like bouncers ![]() |
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yea I have been in at least a dozen shit just happens. As for pics who takes pics of shit like this or maybe its just me ahha. I wouldn't want to get in afight with me
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When I was younger..mostly just watch the drunken punks go at it now
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CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
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wehn ever there is a fight at the club i work at some hahahaha always seems to have a camera or mobile phone camera/video and they take the photos. then we have to take the phone off them because they filmed the club without asking, well thats what the manager tells as to say.
but dam i have been in some big ass fights... had 2 of my rips broken when some cock kicked me and also had a beer glass smash over the side of my head.. that fucker got the shit kicked out of him for that. |
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just one? how about every time i drink jaegermesiter. ROFL
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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havent drank in over 3years, but before that, used to brawl all the time.
& loved every minute of it |
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Ha lemme guess ur a 6 foot 3 black guy or white guy with a beer belly?
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yes, many times
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Never got into them. Loved watching them though. Although I'm very peaceful, ironically.
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too many times..the bouncers quit coming to my aid..fuckers.
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ha, dont even get me started... always remember that not everyone comes from a world of being a computer wizz...
... some of us come from a different kind of world, and just happened to end up here.
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Only with bouncers, when I was a younger lad. Some bars where I live hired stupid big young "tough guys" to be bouncers and they always tried to get rough with me and my friends to try to impress the girls we were picking up, but they always lost. I prefer bars who hire the older, experienced bouncers. You know, the guys who can kick anyone's ass, but only fight when they have to.
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as soon as i see someone scary, i drop to the ground and turtle and start screaming high pitched
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For the record, i was gonna be a bouncer.. but my chest is so big and hard that it was a real pain in the ass for the people waiting in line having to walk around my chest (which took 2.5 minutes) to get behind me to go through the door
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as a bouncer been in a few they why I switched to strip clubs alot less bullshit.
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... im soo not looking forward to getting beat on by him, lol.
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what do u take?
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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I've gotten hired as a bouncer before, but I didn't take the job as a friend of mine who was a bouncer, ended up in court for a lawsuit for hitting a patron in the jaw. Fighting I can handle. The legal system, I can not. Every single time in my life, if I fight the legal system I lose almost everytime. Fighting people, fuggedaboutid, i'll fucking break necks like fucking chicken bones
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we should start a roll around seesion for everyone when there is a convention that has a gym area at the hotel... it would be pretty cool... (no violent street thug wannabes though, only those with legitamate knowledge that they can share with others, lol)
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seriously though, i think it is a cool idea... it would help to get to know each other more ![]() but ya'all will have to be easy on me at first til i can get in better shape, lol.
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I have. But manly because I wore this donkey suit.
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Violence will only ruin my face, or if not my life itself..
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nope never
i like my face to much
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Hardly ever...its always the same idiots who are having fights...and "they never started". Right...sure you didnt didnt.
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never had to fight in a night club... lol
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fighting is for dummys. make friends with bouncers, it pays off....
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was a bouncer for a few years and yeah got into a shitload of them but always just threw people out. A few times I did lose my temper though but shit happens
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i was at a club and i put my beer down, then turned around and it was gone... then i looked across the table and this massive fat guy was drinking it... i accused him of taking it and he just laughed and kept drinking....
next thing i was out on the dance floor and the big fat guy came up to me and started pushing me.... (if anyone has met me.. i am only small) he started swinging straight away... so i went and tried to tackle him to the ground.. but the fucked was just way tooooo fat and heavy.. we both exchanged punches until we both got kicked out by security... was fucked up. I did nothing. anyway thats the latest story matt
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my .44 Magnum shorty revolver is a household name for fight stopper
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a couple of them, maybe 5-6 since I started going out to clubs about 3 years ago
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