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FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 03:18 AM

I just took this pic, this is my pool in my back yard. we havent used it in 2 years.

I seen this fish like thing swimming in it.

who wants to have a pool party at my house?

phonesex · 11-30-2005, 03:19 AM

um, sure jump right it.

FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 03:21 AM

i think Bird Flu might have started from my pool

munki · 11-30-2005, 03:22 AM

So do you have to call out Haz Mat to drain it orr?????

webcrawler · 11-30-2005, 03:22 AM

2 years?!? something's swimming beneath there already.

FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 03:26 AM

yeah its totally fucked, its got the biggest smell.

its summer here in Australia and invited my mates over for a pool party on the weekend and when they got here and seen it they were not hapy and didnt find it funny

adultchica · 11-30-2005, 03:31 AM

Um ok man, when you are having a nicotine fit you need to get out there and drain that mofo and see what's dead at the bottom

FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 03:31 AM

what you think it would cost to get someone to clean it for me?

FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

Um ok man, when you are having a nicotine fit you need to get out there and drain that mofo and see what's dead at the bottom

i know i stopped smoking and stop drinking coke today and now my pool is fucking, its green and going black and its summer here now... dam i am having a bad year

knoxville · 11-30-2005, 03:48 AM

You should clean that pool of your 'coz it does look good.

Scott McD · 11-30-2005, 03:49 AM

Post pic's of you in it first before i decide...

FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Post pic's of you in it first before i decide...

dam it would kill me, there is fish looking things swimming in it

PixeLs · 11-30-2005, 04:10 AM

Looks like you' ve been out of town for three months dude.. LoL

2HousePlague · 11-30-2005, 04:11 AM

It's too wide for me.

2hp

adultchica · 11-30-2005, 04:13 AM

I'm telling you, there is going to be something nasty at the bottom flogthelog lol.

Probably some stinky dead shit

reynold · 11-30-2005, 04:33 AM

I would swim in your pool but I want you to swim with me dude.

SomeCreep · 11-30-2005, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog

I just took this pic, this is my pool in my back yard. we havent used it in 2 years.

I seen this fish like thing swimming in it.

who wants to have a pool party at my house?

If you werent planning on using it, you should've drained it.

Bigfuck · 11-30-2005, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog

yeah its totally fucked, its got the biggest smell.

its summer here in Australia and invited my mates over for a pool party on the weekend and when they got here and seen it they were not hapy and didnt find it funny

You should have told them it was a pool cleaning party

Furious_Female · 11-30-2005, 04:54 AM

Shame on you! I wish I had a pool to waste

lakroze · 11-30-2005, 04:54 AM

man - why the hell u just don't clean it out ???

dozey · 11-30-2005, 06:34 AM

Better clean it out, summer is upon us ;)

FlogTheLog · 11-30-2005, 06:49 AM

to drain the fucka you need to get in it, it have a big ass plug that un-bolts from the bottom, there are is no fucking way i am getting in that thing to drain it, i dont even think i could pay someone to do it... the only other way is to hire a big ass pump and pump the fucking green/black water out, but then where to hell to i pump it out to?

Gottis · 11-30-2005, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by flogthelog

to drain the fucka you need to get in it, it have a big ass plug that un-bolts from the bottom, there are is no fucking way i am getting in that thing to drain it, i dont even think i could pay someone to do it... the only other way is to hire a big ass pump and pump the fucking green/black water out, but then where to hell to i pump it out to?

Your neighbour's yard looks real close.

Th!nk · 11-30-2005, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

If you werent planning on using it, you should've drained it.

i agree! you should have done that because you know there maybe some creatures there ex. mosquitoes which might get you ill. by now, you should be draining it...

karlm · 11-30-2005, 08:17 AM

Dude theres probably a-z of illnesses in there

High Quality · 11-30-2005, 08:18 AM

Time to take a dip! Its december after all!

sickkittens · 11-30-2005, 08:43 AM

How can you go 2 years w/o swimming in it?

kaori · 11-30-2005, 08:46 AM

hire a pool cleaner

Dalai lama · 11-30-2005, 08:52 AM

Go clean it first ;)

TheWylders · 11-30-2005, 09:10 AM

I find dead frogs, moles and mice in my pool all the time. I can only imagine what's at the bottom of that thing, yuck! I doubt you could even drain it without fucking up the pipes.

Pete-KT · 11-30-2005, 09:15 AM

Time to call a pump company and pump all the water into the sewer

EroticySteve · 11-30-2005, 09:16 AM

Just shock it and vacuum it. It will be just fine in a few days.

Evil1 · 11-30-2005, 09:21 AM

it's just fucking algae.. dump some chemicals in it, and wait a week so you can see what type of animals need to be pulled from the bottom.

EroticySteve · 11-30-2005, 09:29 AM

I spent summers cleaning pools in College. The work wasn't bad but the area of the country where I worked had only a 3 month pool season, the rest of the years the pools were ignored. I pulled more than one family pet from beneath a closed pool cover. People had thought their dog or cat had run away. By the time that I got to them the stink was horrendous but just as bad was that the corpses are fragile and decomposed. They fall apart taking them out of the pool. You just have to bag it and call the pool owner to let them know of your findings.

loverboy · 11-30-2005, 10:14 AM

any aligators in that pool? looks like swamp to me

ozmatt · 11-30-2005, 11:02 AM

now i know who is breeding all the mozzies, damn you!!

Maxy · 11-30-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

I spent summers cleaning pools in College. The work wasn't bad but the area of the country where I worked had only a 3 month pool season, the rest of the years the pools were ignored. I pulled more than one family pet from beneath a closed pool cover. People had thought their dog or cat had run away. By the time that I got to them the stink was horrendous but just as bad was that the corpses are fragile and decomposed. They fall apart taking them out of the pool. You just have to bag it and call the pool owner to let them know of your findings.

holy fuck

Jer · 11-30-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog

dam it would kill me, there is fish looking things swimming in it

Are they very small, like 1cm? I think they are frogs

rowan · 11-30-2005, 11:51 AM

You have an income, right? Pay someone else to fix it up.

BTW: nice colorbond colours!

The Duck · 11-30-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

I spent summers cleaning pools in College. The work wasn't bad but the area of the country where I worked had only a 3 month pool season, the rest of the years the pools were ignored. I pulled more than one family pet from beneath a closed pool cover. People had thought their dog or cat had run away. By the time that I got to them the stink was horrendous but just as bad was that the corpses are fragile and decomposed. They fall apart taking them out of the pool. You just have to bag it and call the pool owner to let them know of your findings.

Nice... ^-^

gangbangjoe · 11-30-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog

i think Bird Flu might have started from my pool

wdsguy · 11-30-2005, 12:05 PM

only if u kill whats in your pool first.

taibo · 11-30-2005, 12:17 PM

ive seen worse pools and the professional cleaner people dont have any problems cleaning that up for u.. give them a call

d00t · 11-30-2005, 12:27 PM

is your pool salt or chlorine ?

if the later, dumb like 10L of the stuff in and let it sit for 3-5 days... after that you should see it getting slightly clearer.. and shit dying .. then keep adding more chlorine every couple of days since its getting hotter here the chemicals will evaporate faster!

wait 7-10 days and it should look a lot better. Then get a brush and start scrubbing.. 2 weeks later after a lot of work, get a pool test kit to test the PH level... then you need to add- stuff depending how that looks

If its salt water... theres an entirely different process.

My consulting bill will arrive via email very shortly.

JamesK2 · 11-30-2005, 12:31 PM

Damn looks like a world on it's own.

Ross · 11-30-2005, 12:38 PM

Drain it and take pics. I wanna see whats in there. I'll pay ya $50 to do it...

Baker Rd · 11-30-2005, 12:47 PM

ive seen worse... that water can actually be cleaned without draining if you have a good enough pump system. the only thing in there is tadpoles and alge.. (and probably a snake or two)

Naughty Pyne · 11-30-2005, 12:48 PM

I think I saw a gator!

selena · 11-30-2005, 12:57 PM

Surely you could dump enough chemicals in it to zap most of the stuff.

Then when it looks a tad more presentable, call the pool cleaners.

miss wild · 12-01-2005, 03:53 PM

I think you have to clean it first..

11-30-2005, 03:18 AM	#1
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FlogTheLog CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 3,842	i think Bird Flu might have started from my pool

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11-30-2005, 03:26 AM	#6
FlogTheLog CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 3,842	yeah its totally fucked, its got the biggest smell. its summer here in Australia and invited my mates over for a pool party on the weekend and when they got here and seen it they were not hapy and didnt find it funny

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11-30-2005, 06:34 AM	#21
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11-30-2005, 06:49 AM	#22
FlogTheLog CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 3,842	to drain the fucka you need to get in it, it have a big ass plug that un-bolts from the bottom, there are is no fucking way i am getting in that thing to drain it, i dont even think i could pay someone to do it... the only other way is to hire a big ass pump and pump the fucking green/black water out, but then where to hell to i pump it out to?

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EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	I spent summers cleaning pools in College. The work wasn't bad but the area of the country where I worked had only a 3 month pool season, the rest of the years the pools were ignored. I pulled more than one family pet from beneath a closed pool cover. People had thought their dog or cat had run away. By the time that I got to them the stink was horrendous but just as bad was that the corpses are fragile and decomposed. They fall apart taking them out of the pool. You just have to bag it and call the pool owner to let them know of your findings. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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d00t Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind Posts: 3,766	is your pool salt or chlorine ? if the later, dumb like 10L of the stuff in and let it sit for 3-5 days... after that you should see it getting slightly clearer.. and shit dying .. then keep adding more chlorine every couple of days since its getting hotter here the chemicals will evaporate faster! wait 7-10 days and it should look a lot better. Then get a brush and start scrubbing.. 2 weeks later after a lot of work, get a pool test kit to test the PH level... then you need to add- stuff depending how that looks If its salt water... theres an entirely different process. My consulting bill will arrive via email very shortly.

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