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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Montreal eh
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Death Test
Find out when you're going to die and from what
http://www.okcupid.com/death I got: July 2047 at age 74 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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May 2053
at age 78 ![]() Somehow i doubt it
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Where It Rains
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May 1960, age 82
of a heart attack of all things ... not really sure I buy that tho .. seeing as cholesterol is extremely low on one side of my family, and average on the other side and not a single relative has ever had heart disease or a heart attack ... and i exercise 5 days a week .... yadda yadda yadda ... I would have bought lymphoma or alzheimers... at least there's a history of that oh well tho happy days ... ![]()
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former Miserable Admin :)
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Somewhere in Cali
Posts: 4,700
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According to our research, you'll be dead by
January 2038 at age 78 - probable cause - cancer
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
Posts: 18,889
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According to this I'm already dead.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
Posts: 18,889
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I'm really depressed now.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
Posts: 18,889
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I think I'll have a few drinks and a cigarette to perk me up.
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SW Florida
Posts: 916
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October 2049
at age 81 - probable cause - cancer
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Outside looking in.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: To Hell You Ride
Posts: 14,243
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Feb 2051 at 86 of old age
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The Profiler
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
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Cancer... what a surprise
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,797
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Some questions made me laugh
"In the last two years, how often have you done the following? Held in your farts , Fallen free for more than 3 seconds " March 2043 at age 70. heart Attack
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Strength and Honor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 16,540
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November 2063
at age 80 - probable cause - cancer WHY YOU DIE? 56% cancer 24% car accident 13% overdose 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds |
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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Oct. 2040 (sticky-note to myself - hunt down and kill old enemies in Sept/2040)
heart attack (age 76) only 12,375 days left. I'll drink to that! |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 1123,6536,5231
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February 2044
at age 60 |
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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#16 |
I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 14,494
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According to our research, you'll be dead by
June 2066 at age 82 - probable cause - cancer |
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#17 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 116
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May 2052
at age 78 - probable cause - Over masturbation ??? WTF!! |
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#18 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,716
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According to our research, you'll be dead by: WHY YOU DIE? February 2038 At age 63 Probable cause Cancer 56% cancer 24% car accident 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds It's earlier than I expected.. |
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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April 2065
at age 83 Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: So Cal
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June 2056 at age 81 from heart attack - hope my insurance company doesn't hear about this
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I am cool
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I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I was solving for x and x was already given to me Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Baltimore
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I'll go when I'm good and ready, not when they say I should go.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sea
Posts: 6,474
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July 2052
at age 76 WHY YOU DIE? 56% heart attack 24% ulcers/bowel toughness 13% overdose 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
Posts: 12,745
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Im about to apply for every Credit Card and Loan available.........
August 2007 at age 37 ![]() What a horrid site........ |
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Bland for life
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73 of a heart attack.
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okkkkkk ooooooookk
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#31 |
Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I picked the worst for everything and i still got 7 years to live
or live my normal life and i got 40 years to go |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
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I was telling the truth and have just over a year to go - Im going to the dr's in the morning. |
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
Posts: 14,748
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Feb. 2056
Age 85 Cancer |
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www.barely18movies.com
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 10,920
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According to our research, you'll be dead by
March 2052 at age 72 - probable cause - heart attack YOU DIE: 71.5 years
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www.barely18movies.com
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2005
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At my age now, I guess 2050 is reasonable enough..
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#38 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I want to die at 70 through spotaneous human combustion.
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