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TDF · 12-04-2005, 03:29 PM

that they need to fuck inanimate objects to get pleasure? I mean stupid dumb numbnut surfers are one thing but webmasters?

Fletch XXX · 12-04-2005, 03:30 PM

i sell the poor man fleshlights

11.99 - made for when you come home drunk with no poon

http://www.fletchxxx.com/2005/12/fake-vaginas.html

spacedog · 12-04-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

that they need to fuck inanimate objects to get pleasure? I mean stupid dumb numbnut surfers are one thing but webmasters?

I was thinking the same thing.
I imagine some weird ones that never leave the house to see real humans.. you know, they're in their dirty underwear all day & night, got scruffy, grungy hair & the house is a mess with rags of cum everywhere

Sly · 12-04-2005, 03:34 PM

Is fucking a Fleshlight really much different from jerking off? I don't see how one can be considered standard habit but the other is taboo.

Please explain.

BlackCrayon · 12-04-2005, 03:34 PM

many webmasters here are just surfers who hit the minimum payout every 3 months.

TDF · 12-04-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Is fucking a Fleshlight really much different from jerking off? I don't see how one can be considered standard habit but the other is taboo.

Please explain.

well for starters,try explaining a can with tera patrick lips to your company

bringer · 12-04-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

many webmasters here are just surfers who hit the minimum payout every 3 months.

4 months actually. ill hit 3 in a year hopefully.

Sly · 12-04-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

well for starters,try explaining a can with tera patrick lips to your company

You talk to your company about your masturbation habits? You must be pretty open, haha.

JoeMeca · 12-04-2005, 03:38 PM

^ lol yea

Rui · 12-04-2005, 03:38 PM

I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D

Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P

Jarmusch · 12-04-2005, 03:40 PM

Yo where's Akil?

TDF · 12-04-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D

Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P

this isnt about the buisness potential of fleshlight...hell,if you can convince a surfer that jesus face appeared in mac and cheese you can convince them of anything..this is about webmasters who can hopefully get pussy but perfer to fuck latex in a can and get excited over it

TDF · 12-04-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Yo where's Akil?

he's around somewhere..i talked to him last night

TDF · 12-04-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You talk to your company about your masturbation habits? You must be pretty open, haha.

lol..i wouldnt share habits like that with anyone,but try explaining the coke flashlight object someone found around your house

Rui · 12-04-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

this isnt about the buisness potential of fleshlight...hell,if you can convince a surfer that jesus face appeared in mac and cheese you can convince them of anything..this is about webmasters who can hopefully get pussy but perfer to fuck latex in a can and get excited over it

I assume most people that asked for a sample are going to give it the same use I will to mine: use it for marketing purposes...

at least I want to belive in that

Jarmusch · 12-04-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

he's around somewhere..i talked to him last night

Hmm ok haven't heard from him in over a week..

bringer · 12-04-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

this isnt about the buisness potential of fleshlight...hell,if you can convince a surfer that jesus face appeared in mac and cheese you can convince them of anything..this is about webmasters who can hopefully get pussy but perfer to fuck latex in a can and get excited over it

the answer is 7. who knows, maybe most of gfy doesnt have 20 woman lying around to please them at a moments notice so they still masturbate. fleshlight > hand. as far as company, how do you explain that jumbo sized jar a vasoline under your bed to company? its under your bed so they dont see it. you be a playa yo

justsexxx · 12-04-2005, 03:44 PM

What is wrong when some guys wanna use a fleshlight in stead of "just" jerking off? Even when you have a gf, you still can do this...What is the difference between a fleshlight for men, and a vibrator for girls? Or do you think I am a bad lover when my gf has a vibrator/dildo as well? Please explain

Rui · 12-04-2005, 03:45 PM

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What is wrong when some guys wanna use a fleshlight in stead of "just" jerking off? Even when you have a gf, you still can do this...What is the difference between a fleshlight for men, and a vibrator for girls? Or do you think I am a bad lover when my gf has a vibrator/dildo as well? Please explain

Hey man u back in Europe?

BlackCrayon · 12-04-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D

Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P

the past? fleshlights are not new, they've been around for years now. just getting way more exposure here since a couple of obsessive posters have some investments/work for them.

Rui · 12-04-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

the past? fleshlights are not new, they've been around for years now. just getting way more exposure here since a couple of obsessive posters have some investments/work for them.

actualy since those "obsessive posters" started working for them an opportunity was given for many people to promote them since as you know they were invite only and had some special requirements...

spacedog · 12-04-2005, 04:02 PM

It has nothing to do with yanking yer wank, but the fact that your all excited about it, like a little kid waiting for christmas to open his new red rider so he can shoot his eye out

Rui · 12-04-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

It has nothing to do with yanking yer wank, but the fact that your all excited about it, like a little kid waiting for christmas to open his new red rider so he can shoot his eye out

you don't get it...don't even going to bother explaining it to a simpleton like yourself...

have a nice day

BlackCrayon · 12-04-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

actualy since those "obsessive posters" started working for them an opportunity was given for many people to promote them since as you know they were invite only and had some special requirements...

actually i didn't know it was invite only but if they stuff sells, more power to them. i think most of the hype around getting a free fleshlight is more ass kissing than anything, but maybe not. they should consider some sort of cleaning kit as an add on, thats gotta be the worst part about it.

Fletch XXX · 12-04-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

actualy since those "obsessive posters" started working for them an opportunity was given for many people to promote them since as you know they were invite only and had some special requirements...

whats funny is some of us emailed and was given the run around more than 2 year ago. Now that its all over gfy they want people like me to sign up, some of us have decided to stick with already selling.

i was ignored when i emailed and explained i would like to promote them. They emailed back generic reply, and i just dont feel right jumping on the train as all of you are.

ill stick to whats been working for me because if i wasnt worth allowing in 2 years ago, im not going to jump to change my links now.

not knocking the fleshlight at all, i just dont like being put off and told someone would "get back to me" after i take the time to write emails and try to be allowed in. Now all these newbs are getting access and free fleshlights?

ill stick with the companies who ive made money with sex toys for years instead.

TDF · 12-04-2005, 04:12 PM

well I shouldnt be suprised..this is an industry where people brag on taking pics with people who are paid to do so

spacedog · 12-04-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

you don't get it...don't even going to bother explaining it to a simpleton like yourself...

have a nice day

You're 100% correct. I don't get why you're all so excited about a free fleshlight.

I do get the fact that you people will be able to write product testimonials more accurately after you try them out, thus market better perhaps. I do get the fact that you will have a fleshlight handy to make your own photos & videos for promo tools, I do get that you can let your friends borrow it , & when they want to buy one you email them a link, I do get alot more than you think, but what I don't get is all the excitement over it.. Think about it, you're all acting silly over a masturbator, you have to see the funniness in that. Just find it funny & that's all....

J-$ · 12-04-2005, 05:18 PM

Please share with us the righteousness of self-handed masturbation, versus fleshlight. I can understand the original idea of your post; you would have to be pretty lame to think/PLAN on ordering a fleshlight in order for you to no longer masturbate (in the conventional way) 3 weeks down the road, when FedEx delivers it to you. But let's assume for a minute that both means were offered to you; what is it that would keep you from resorting to a fleshlight? I think masturbation in general is taboo, therefore anyone who invests too much thought on the matter will be seen as "lame", and I can understand that. Personally, I wouldn't spend a dime on the fucking thing, but I'd be curious to try it if it came in handy. LOL. Funny how it is a PLUS for a girl to have a dildo, in the same way it is a PLUS for a male to have sex with plenty of partners.

StuartD · 12-04-2005, 05:19 PM

surfers can hack a site to get free access, sell memberships... what have you.

webmastes have trouble filling out forms that say "Enter Name: "

TDF · 12-04-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by J-$

Please share with us the righteousness of self-handed masturbation, versus fleshlight. I can understand the original idea of your post; you would have to be pretty lame to think/PLAN on ordering a fleshlight in order for you to no longer masturbate (in the conventional way) 3 weeks down the road, when FedEx delivers it to you. But let's assume for a minute that both means were offered to you; what is it that would keep you from resorting to a fleshlight? I think masturbation in general is taboo, therefore anyone who invests too much thought on the matter will be seen as "lame", and I can understand that. Personally, I wouldn't spend a dime on the fucking thing, but I'd be curious to try it if it came in handy. LOL. Funny how it is a PLUS for a girl to have a dildo, in the same way it is a PLUS for a male to have sex with plenty of partners.

for the price of a fleshlight u can have at least 4 real hookers blow you off*condom not included*

beemk · 12-04-2005, 08:08 PM

ive been selling the fleshlight since they were invite only and i make good $ with it. i still wish it was invite only and i think its a waste of $ to pay someone like juicy to spam them on gfy all day, but im not here to tell anyone how to run their business.

tristan_D · 12-05-2005, 05:25 PM

you might want to give fleshlight a try, probably then you can reconsider your apprehensions

Alex From San Diego · 12-05-2005, 06:05 PM

Go to a show and look around and you will understand more. If I was going to give promo items, they would be more along the lines of the following:

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Shampoo
Soap
A six month pass to 24 Hour Family Fitness Center

12-04-2005, 03:29 PM	#1
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	are webmasters really that fuckin lame? that they need to fuck inanimate objects to get pleasure? I mean stupid dumb numbnut surfers are one thing but webmasters? __________________ Sig heil

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justsexxx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 13,723	What is wrong when some guys wanna use a fleshlight in stead of "just" jerking off? Even when you have a gf, you still can do this...What is the difference between a fleshlight for men, and a vibrator for girls? Or do you think I am a bad lover when my gf has a vibrator/dildo as well? Please explain __________________ Questions? ICQ: 125184542

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JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	^ lol yea

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Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P

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Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Yo where's Akil?

12-04-2005, 04:02 PM	#22
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	It has nothing to do with yanking yer wank, but the fact that your all excited about it, like a little kid waiting for christmas to open his new red rider so he can shoot his eye out

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TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	well I shouldnt be suprised..this is an industry where people brag on taking pics with people who are paid to do so __________________ Sig heil

12-04-2005, 05:18 PM	#28
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	Please share with us the righteousness of self-handed masturbation, versus fleshlight. I can understand the original idea of your post; you would have to be pretty lame to think/PLAN on ordering a fleshlight in order for you to no longer masturbate (in the conventional way) 3 weeks down the road, when FedEx delivers it to you. But let's assume for a minute that both means were offered to you; what is it that would keep you from resorting to a fleshlight? I think masturbation in general is taboo, therefore anyone who invests too much thought on the matter will be seen as "lame", and I can understand that. Personally, I wouldn't spend a dime on the fucking thing, but I'd be curious to try it if it came in handy. LOL. Funny how it is a PLUS for a girl to have a dildo, in the same way it is a PLUS for a male to have sex with plenty of partners. __________________

12-04-2005, 05:19 PM	#29
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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	ive been selling the fleshlight since they were invite only and i make good $ with it. i still wish it was invite only and i think its a waste of $ to pay someone like juicy to spam them on gfy all day, but im not here to tell anyone how to run their business. __________________ I host with Vacares

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12-05-2005, 06:05 PM	#33
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