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Old 12-04-2005, 09:07 AM   #1
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Death Test

Find out when you're going to die and from what
http://www.okcupid.com/death

I got: July 2047 at age 74
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:19 AM   #2
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Somehow i doubt it
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:27 AM   #3
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of a heart attack of all things ... not really sure I buy that tho .. seeing as cholesterol is extremely low on one side of my family, and average on the other side and not a single relative has ever had heart disease or a heart attack ... and i exercise 5 days a week .... yadda yadda yadda ...

I would have bought lymphoma or alzheimers... at least there's a history of that

oh well tho happy days ...
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:34 AM   #4
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According to our research, you'll be dead by

January 2038
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cancer
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:35 AM   #5
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According to this I'm already dead.



Well close anyway:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2010
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WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:35 AM   #6
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:36 AM   #7
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:38 AM   #8
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:45 AM   #9
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Old 12-04-2005, 10:46 AM   #10
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Cancer... what a surprise
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:56 AM   #11
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Some questions made me laugh

"In the last two years, how often have you done the following? Held in your farts , Fallen free for more than 3 seconds "


March 2043 at age 70. heart Attack
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:06 PM   #12
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5% drowning of the lungs
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:23 PM   #13
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heart attack (age 76)

only 12,375 days left.

I'll drink to that!
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:25 PM   #14
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:39 PM   #15
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According to this I'm already dead.
Well close anyway:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2010
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Hmm...odd.

Given that I smoke heavy, drink like fish and answered 'yes' to nearly every bad vice & habit - how'd you manage to come up with 'nearly dead' and I've still got a long life?
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:50 PM   #16
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According to our research, you'll be dead by

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Old 12-04-2005, 01:02 PM   #17
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:17 PM   #18
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According to our research, you'll be dead by:
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Probable cause Cancer
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

It's earlier than I expected..
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:34 PM   #19
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Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:38 PM   #20
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Um... You've been dead about 45 years...
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:13 PM   #21
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:46 PM   #22
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Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)
So your 18 now
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:49 PM   #23
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So your 18 now
23, actually. Must've put in something wrong, somewhere.
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:51 PM   #24
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23, actually. Must've put in something wrong, somewhere.
err I ment to say 24

I was solving for x and x was already given to me


Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age

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Old 12-04-2005, 04:01 PM   #25
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err I ment to say 24

I was solving for x and x was already given to me


Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age
I really have to stop trusting other people's math
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:06 PM   #26
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:11 PM   #27
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:14 PM   #28
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What a horrid site........
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:17 PM   #29
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:20 PM   #30
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:25 PM   #31
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I picked the worst for everything and i still got 7 years to live
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live my normal life and i got 40 years to go
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:30 PM   #32
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How did you pick the worst and still have 7 years?

I was telling the truth and have just over a year to go - Im going to the dr's in the morning.
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:43 PM   #33
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:51 PM   #34
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:54 PM   #35
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What a horrid site........


do you live a diego maradona lifestyle?
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:27 PM   #36
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Old 12-05-2005, 09:23 AM   #37
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