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Old 12-08-2005, 03:11 PM   #1
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Hehe lucky me, was racing, and the other guy got pulled over by police

Was driving my car(honda civic Type R 200HP 30th anniversary editon) and had to stop for some traffic light.

A 3rd gen VW golf GTI came next to me, and was trying to make me aware of his presence, that he wanted to race. After the traffic light, you was allowed to drive 100-120 KM/hour. I took his challenge, and won obviously with both fingers in my nose :D

Anyway, at 140 KM/h I stopped, and went back to 120-130KM/h. He drove like 160 or so because he thought he was cool or something. I saw another car following him, but didn't pay attention to it.

5 minutes later, I saw both cars on the emergency lane, it was an incognito policecar :D

Poor guy

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Old 12-08-2005, 03:13 PM   #2
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I bet u feel like a big boy.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:13 PM   #3
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one time i was racing my girlfriend's brother and the cop managed to pull us both over at the same time. now that i think about it i guess one of us shoulda turned right and the other turned left lol...
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:21 PM   #4
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HAHA I got my friend pulled over due to racing with another friend one night needless to say friend pulled over made me buy her breakfast. I love you Tracy heheh
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:24 PM   #5
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I wasn't even involved in the racing!!!! You still owe me that breakfast!!!
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:26 PM   #6
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my friend got raced by a cop once...i forget his car..but the cop pulled up and made the motions and when the light went green they raced

small towns..go figure
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:28 PM   #7
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I bet u feel like a big boy.
No I feel lucky that I didn't get pulled over. I prefer spending my money on another way. Although when I got a ticket, I wouldn't complain either, since I was obviously wrong as well...
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:29 PM   #8
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honda civic and Racing are oxymorons
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:30 PM   #9
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I wasn't even involved in the racing!!!! You still owe me that breakfast!!!
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Do I know you ? But hey, even when not, feel free to let me know your address, and I have a breakfast delivered(assuming you don't live in The Netherlands, inthat case I can make it myself)

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Old 12-08-2005, 03:31 PM   #10
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I wasn't even involved in the racing!!!! You still owe me that breakfast!!!
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Hi Boobalicious,

Nice to hear from you hear. I will buy you breakfast.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:31 PM   #11
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honda civic and Racing are oxymorons
I agree on the 1990 civics with wings bigger then planes...


My civic is the latest model...And faster on a dry track then a WRX...

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Old 12-08-2005, 03:33 PM   #13
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You were guilty by ass....ociation I will buy you breakfast anytime love
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:35 PM   #14
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You were guilty by ass....ociation I will buy you breakfast anytime love
All these breakfast offers!! I guess I need to go out and buy a little black book now.
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Damn she asked me, not you
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:36 PM   #16
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You will never need to buy breakfast again at this rate!
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:38 PM   #17
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Damn I should learn to read better :D She replied on you...Oh well the breakfast offer still stands
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:39 PM   #18
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I agree on the 1990 civics with wings bigger then planes...


My civic is the latest model...And faster on a dry track then a WRX...


an STi of an Evo would whoop you on the track though.

have you done anything to you car yet? engine wise, suspension, etc?

any plans to mod?

i've seen some real fast fucking civics. one of my friends i used to work with (a girl), had an 11.9 second naturally aspirated civic. it had an engine swap to a 1.8L racing enging, new exhaust, couple other bells and whistles, and a custom interior.

all done by her personally.

that fucker was bright pink, but i would have pimped it around. ;)
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:44 PM   #19
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Damn I should learn to read better :D She replied on you...Oh well the breakfast offer still stands
WOOHOOO here is to honor...get ON HER AND STAY ON HER
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:46 PM   #20
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ahh, i got two red light stories for u peeps..

this was back when i had my 87' formula firebird with the 5.7, 350 engine (not exactly FASSSSST as u would think it should be (or i thought, lol), but definetely FUN)

This was back in 98'

story #1

im at a light bumping my stereo cuz i thought it was the shit. Compared to todays stereos, it wasnt. Some black guy in a truck pull next to me, revs his engine, light goes green, i dont even race him, just drive normally. Then he fucking cuts me right the fuck off and starts going slow. So now im PISSED. I hop in the other lane, gun my engine, he does the same, his truck is shit and cant keep up, we are approaching a red light, so i hard brake for the red light. He goes thru the red, then stomps his brakes, locks up, comes to a complete stop a little past the light. Im like, wtf? Is he gonna jump out n cause some beef or some shit? Well, then i notice what he noticed... on the opposite side of the light was a Yonkers cop (this is in NY, on central ave, btw). Cop puts on his lights, busts the u turn and pulls his ass over. When my light goes green i roll my window down laughing as hard as hell as i drove past him super slow.

HAHA............

and now red light story #2

i was on my way home, same street, opposite direction (going north towards white plains), i pull up behind some tricked out mustang with slicks on the back. Light goes green, he floors it, all i see is smoke. I dont even try and race him, i just pace him 4 cars behind so i can go as fast as him without trying to race. He slows down, gets in the other lane, trying to bait me. I took it. As soon as i pulled next to him, i floored it. Nobody won, we were neck and neck for a good 10 seconds... ok maybe i was a few inches in front, but i wouldnt consider it a win by any means. Now we are approaching a popular intersection (the 4 corners)... light is red, i start slowing down, so does he , b4 we approach the light, it goes green, so i coast thru it. About 10 seconds later this mustang flys past me, as if we are still racing. We approach another light, its red, i stop, he just takes it. Im sitting there like 'fucking idiot'. Then, i see mad cars in my rear view approaching, and two riced out cars take the light tryin to catch the mustang. Im like wtf?!?!. Then another ricer comes from behind and fucking jumped into the opposite lane of traffic to run the red light (there was no cars on the opposite side). Im like WTF!!!!!. THEN, i see a BUNCH of cars in my rearview about to take the red light, and it was like 4 fucking squad cars with their lights and sirens blaring!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

just up the road i saw at least two of the cars pulled over. Instead of running the risk of getting pulled over too, just incase they saw me racing as well but didnt have enuff cars to pull me over, i make a quick turn into a side road and head my ass home.


ahhhhh, good times
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an STi of an Evo would whoop you on the track though.

have you done anything to you car yet? engine wise, suspension, etc?

any plans to mod?

i've seen some real fast fucking civics. one of my friends i used to work with (a girl), had an 11.9 second naturally aspirated civic. it had an engine swap to a 1.8L racing enging, new exhaust, couple other bells and whistles, and a custom interior.

all done by her personally.

that fucker was bright pink, but i would have pimped it around. ;)
How is that a honda civic if it had a racing engine swap?

IMO thats like saying the NHRA funny cars that have a camaro body are camaros not Top Fuel Funny Drag cars lol
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It alwaysfeels great when luck turns to your side..
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Looksm like a convincing victory on your part..
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Old 12-09-2005, 04:07 AM   #24
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I agree on the 1990 civics with wings bigger then planes...


My civic is the latest model...And faster on a dry track then a WRX...

None of the cars on this list are considered real sports cars.. I mean the Jag is a 4 door luxory sedan for fucks sake. (the v8 version is a bit faster)
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None of the cars on this list are considered real sports cars.. I mean the Jag is a 4 door luxory sedan for fucks sake. (the v8 version is a bit faster)
a lot of these are, the type races in the supercar challenge for instance.
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None of the cars on this list are considered real sports cars.. I mean the Jag is a 4 door luxory sedan for fucks sake. (the v8 version is a bit faster)
talk out your ass much? show me a V8 version of the Jaguar X-type that you speak of.....
Dont waste your time, it doesnt exist.
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