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150 chances of winning an xbox 360
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Ouch that would suck , sorry to hear about that, but i guess you have heard that a billion times ![]() You know i bet you could make some really freaky videos with your situation.. Like you should have made/gotten a fake foot/feet and pretended to chop off your toes for an xbox360. Infact if you started a website www.ichoppedoffmytoesforanxbox.com and did a video of it you could easily bring in a few xbox's..
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What is your Paypal then? I will send you the $40 . . . . . just looked, I have a little more than that there, you can have it. |
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I won't expect to win this ... but I deserve One!
Now say this wasn't patetic? oh yes .. you'll also have the chance to pay overseas delivery!
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i have never had an xbox, so i would like to have it... nothing more...
i think this is the most convincing arument! :D
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bjjb,keep your head up
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I would put it on ebay for auction and donate the money to a kids carity.
Better yet donate it to the onedream foundation (The one for dieing cancer kids) I havnet had a video game console my whole life. I do like them but never got into the habit of playing 24/7 You donate it.
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wow I dont know what to say man... just know that it will help alot...! my paypal is silvertab (at) videotron.ca I really wasnt expecting that... ![]()
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I'm a great bowler.
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jeez I wasnt expecting anything man so anything is better than that! thanks again! Im speechless!
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merry christmas to you too baddog! I wont forget that...if you ever need a small piece of php, you got it man...
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I wont win thats for sure. Thanks for the nice thread.
Im a manager at blockbuster and just happened to do everything I could to get off early on the 22nd so that I could go wait in line for a 360. Got to walmart, fucking line was full, they only had 14 xboxes. So I didnt get one that way, my businessman of a cousin bought 65 from some dude in florida, paid for em and I told him I would buy one from him. Well mother fucker got scammed, shoulda seen that coming. I talked my district manager into sending us 360 games to rent b/c I told her I was getting one and wanted to be able to rent them, well she saw that we have had 0 rents on 360 games, so I started renting them, so Im paying to rent them but have no way to play them, lol. Only way to get them now is off of ebay or contests.. Good luck everyone.
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i deserve one cuz i wanna sit on teh controller while its vibrating and see if i can make myself cum
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hehe when the 360 was released I was working on www.yourfreexbox.com
I saw xboxes everywhere for 2 weeks....never could have one ;)
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because your name just turned green!
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heres my story
I dont know if this contest is still going but here's my xbox sob story anyways:
I was all ready on Nov 21nd to camp out becuase I didnt preorder, I planned that shit for weeks, planning out my routes on where to go. I called every single retailer in las vegas: bestbuy, circuit city, frys, walmart, targets, fye's. I even called those small little mom and pop video stores. I did a ton of research, asking which stores had how many, etc. so as to figure out which would be my best place to go, and where would be a good backup. Since we have 24 hour walmarts here in vegas and they start selling the x360 at 12AM, I planned on walmart first, then if they sold out I would go to best buy and wait in the cold. I had a test in my number theory class that day, so I figured I would head down to walmart right after. All fucking day thats all I thought about, getting an xbox. During my test, I couldnt even concentrate on the questions. The test had like 5 total questions, I left 2 of them blank becuase they demanded too much time thinking and I wanted to hurry up and get in line at walmart. So I get out of class at around 7PM and head down to walmart. I figured 5 hours early would be plenty of time, I could eat something at the mcdonalds there while I am in line. I get there and the line for the xbox was fucking huge. They had these numbered chairs for how many units they had, and after that there were no more. There was like 50 chairs there, and after the 50th chair people just stood there, waiting like they were going to still get one even though the walmart employees were telling them to just leave cuz they wont get one. I decided fuck it and left to get something to eat with friends. I met them at the restaurant and when they got there they told me that people were already forming a line a best buy. So I was like oh fuck, I ate hella fast and paid for dinner and left to go to best buy. The research I did on joystiq.com said that the best buy I was at was getting 20 core and 40 premium units. So I get there and there was already a number of people in line outside the store, 12 hours before the store opened. I got in line and counted 30 something people ahead of me. I was fucking stoked cuz I wanted the premium system and I was in line to get one. If anyone here lives in vegas, they know how cold the winters are at night. It was fucking freezing, and I was not wearing a whole lot of clothes, nor did I have a chair. So I was sitting on the fucking ground freezing my ass off for the whole night. My friend was there with me but left at 1AM becuase he had a doctors appointment the next day. Things were going ok the whole night, I was toughing it out, thinking about playing madden. Then all of a sudden people start coming in and getting ahead of me. Apparently a bunch of the cock suckers ahead of me had friends that they said were originally in line before we got there. And of course the people in the front of the line could care less becuase they know they are going to get one, they just agreed with it, and since there was no security or anyone there to enforce anything, nobody did anything about it. It happened like 3-4 times during that night. And by around 2AM or so, I went from number 30 something to number 40 something. Even this middle aged guy had his wife drop off his 6 year old daughter to come in line with him so that she can buy her own. And you knew she was just there so he could sell the other one. I wasnt trippin too hard cuz I was still going to get a core system at least. I could get the HD and the other shit later anyways. So then at around 4AM the best buy employees arrive and have some type of secret meeting in the parking lot. The manager goes up to the line and sees like the first 5 people in line are best buy employees, they werent even supposed to be able to buy a system. But the manager was a bitch and let them stay in line. Anyways, the managers and employees go inside for like 2 hours and come out to hand out tickets and these blue flyers. The blue flyers had these bundled deals with extra controllers and chargers and shit. While they gave out the tickets they told people that you cant just buy the system itself, you have to buy a fucking bundle, and like the cheapest one was 600 bucks, you had to buy gay ass faceplates and fancy dvd remotes that you dont even need. One of the bundles was for a core system and it had the wireless charger, but the core system has the wired controler. People in line were guessing that the manager had the employees print those flyers when they got there so that they can increase sales. It wasnt really about the money, I was going to get one anyways, since i stood in line for it for 12 hours. It was the principle of it, since their ad does not mention any type of package deal you HAD to buy in order to get a system. Luckily the local news station FOX 5 news was there and we showed her the flyers and the ad, she spoke to the manager and scared her into letting people buy just the system, but if the FOX 5 news lady wasnt there, they would have made us buy those gay bundles. Anyways, I was lucky to get a ticket, even though it was for a core system. I went in and got the system. I went home and slept for like 8 hours. When I woke up I opened it all up and plugged it in. I put in madden and started up a game. Right after I picked my team and was about to kickoff, the fucking thing froze on me. I called microsoft and they told me that it was a heating failure, so I put a fan right next to the power supply to cool it off even more. But it still fucking freezes every 7-8 minutes, its so fucking annoying. The chick at microsoft I was talking to said I could send it in and they can repair it, but they said they were so backed up she didnt even know when I could get it back. So I took it back to best buy and of course they are all out of them so I couldnt even exchange it until more come in. So I called them the other day, and they said they are getting a shipment in on the 18th, the last shipment for this year. I asked if I can get on a list or something becuase mine is broken, they said no. They told me that I better get thier early and that people are going to be camping out again just for the second shipment, and they are getting only like 20. My fucking graduation ceremony is the next day, so I dont even know if I can camp out that night to get a replacement. The worst part is that I ended up with a D on my number theory test for fucking nothing. Now I have to study my ass off to pass the final on wednesday in order to graduate this semester. I want to play madden bad, but Im not paying no fucking $800 bones for a $400 system. PS: I dont think I will ever shop at best buy again. Also buy the extended warranty on the xbox if your retailer offers one, microsoft only puts 90 days on the xbox and knowing MS, your shit will break on the 91st day. |
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I am a meat popsicle.
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I also deserve one because once I win it, I will post nekkid pics of Loryn.
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oh btw, we did biz with Acid flyers last internext, look it up under Danda Medial LLC -p
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I just read the other guys thread, and I dont think I can beat a robbery, but if you can hook me up, Ill buy stickers with letters on them that spell out A C I D F L Y E R S . C O M and put the on my chest, then go to a tanning salon and tan for a while. Ill remove the stickers and take a sexy picture for you, =p
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I don't have time to play XBox, thanks Rob!
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I just posted mine because it has to do with christmas ;)
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SilverTab did the payment we made to you get to you ok? I'm really sorry it didn't happen sooner I had some issues with accounting.
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I deserve an xbox 360 because when I was a teenager I had a girlfriend who said she liked balls with no hair. Not knowing any better I decided to remove the hair from my balls with Nair hair removal. Many years of therapy later I realized that an xbox 360 would make that painful memory go away.
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Remember, Cheap printing and design at:
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I have a second entry. Another true story.
Just got back from some friends. I have known her for 7 years, and her fiance off and on for a few. I am happy for them that they decided to get married, and wish them all the best. They are a young couple, both working hard trying to get ahead. They are not struggling, but it isn't like they have money to burn. They decided that this year, as a Christmas present to each other they would buy an XBox. A pretty heavy investment for them. Well, about a week ago Steve called home as he had found an abandoned baby kitten, that was covered in oil and obviously hungry. He wanted to know if it was okay if he brought the cat home as she is allergic to them. Putting her own self interests aside, the kitten was welcomed into their home. They decided to take it to the vet where they discovered that the cat had worms and other issues totaling $500+. That eliminated the funds that they were going to put towards the XBox, so they decided to name the cat XBox, so they could say they got one for Christmas. If I win it, I am going to give it to them so they can have the real thing. |
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They are getting married in 11 months, they have to save for that. It isn't like they are going to stop going to work so they can play with their XBox. Not everyone can just plob down $500 on a whim. They have good honest jobs, but it isn't cheap to live in LA. |
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I sent 3 seperate people on a mission to get an Xbox 360 to no avail. Two countries, 4 cities, countless retailers and nothing on launch day
![]() I then hear about your success with asking to purchase the display model. "Microsoft gave them to us, we can't sell the model" "It brings people into our store all the time" "No, everyone's asked already" I can't find anyone to sell to me. I also don't own any video games currently, and really want to try out the latest technology. Love the racing games, especially with awesome graphics. ~My story.
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