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GoLiaT · 12-10-2005, 05:43 AM

when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

XxXotic · 12-10-2005, 05:47 AM

paul markham is like 103 I think

SilverTab · 12-10-2005, 05:48 AM

huh?? Why 50?? its not that old?!

I thought you meant the oldest pornstar LOL

HomerSimpson · 12-10-2005, 05:49 AM

why not? Hef is old like a bible and still can fuck...

so U can too hang on this forum

12-10-2005, 06:13 AM

today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

Manowar · 12-10-2005, 07:08 AM

Paul Markham is pretty old

gangbangjoe · 12-10-2005, 07:09 AM

headless mum

mardigras · 12-10-2005, 07:12 AM

Paul Markham could probably run circles 'round most of you whippersnappers

G-Money Stacks · 12-10-2005, 07:16 AM

Baddog or Mr skin or the content guy paul.

StuartD · 12-10-2005, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Money Stacks

Baddog or Mr skin or the content guy paul.

I'm sure you mean Hank, but Hank isn't "mr skin" anymore.

XxXotic · 12-10-2005, 07:32 AM

I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?

XxXotic · 12-10-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

happy bday

Basic_man · 12-10-2005, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab

huh?? Why 50?? its not that old?!

I thought you meant the oldest pornstar LOL

That would be Ron Jeremy !

Mutt · 12-10-2005, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GoLiaT

when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

Nasty · 12-10-2005, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by GoLiaT

when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

Hey, watch it, I'm 50

JFK · 12-10-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Nasty

Hey, watch it, I'm 50

you young whipper snapper

Yngwie · 12-10-2005, 07:56 AM

I'm only 31

12-10-2005, 08:00 AM

thanks XxXotic !

ContentSHOOTER · 12-10-2005, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

I would have to agree with Mutt on this...

SpeakEasy · 12-10-2005, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky.

Linkster · 12-10-2005, 08:19 AM

Happy Birthday Thumblord and Im right behind ya - and I love doing this even being over 50 - sure is better than that boring nuclear physicist job I had for years

12-10-2005, 08:21 AM

thanks Linkster !

Marshal · 12-10-2005, 08:38 AM

i have no idea who could really be the oldest...:D

GoLiaT · 12-10-2005, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

i guess you have a point there lol

davecummings · 12-10-2005, 09:46 AM

I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

justsexxx · 12-10-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

I think we have a winner here

directfiesta · 12-10-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

and many more years.

Doctor Dre · 12-10-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

why not? Hef is old like a bible and still can fuck...

so U can too hang on this forum

Damn I should have thought about this character before...

How the fuck do you know if the old man can fuck

bobby666 · 12-10-2005, 10:13 AM

39, still for some weeks

baddog · 12-10-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?

As is Tia

baddog · 12-10-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SpeakEasy

If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky.

There is a helluva lot more to this industry than making galleries and free sites. Maybe you are the loser around here.

Why is mainstream better than adult? I deal with both, and to be honest, I have a lot more fun with the adult side, and at this point in my life, fun is where it is at.

Retirement is highly overrated.

baddog · 12-10-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

Congrats. Does the AARP still hound you, or did you break down and join? If you did, are you glad you did?

12-10-2005, 11:42 AM

AARP ?
no clue what they are sorry doggy

12-10-2005, 11:46 AM

American Association of Retired People ?

12-10-2005, 11:46 AM

Anti American Retarded Persons

Spunky · 12-10-2005, 11:51 AM

I'm in my 40's..there's a few of us

Violetta · 12-10-2005, 11:53 AM

ennifrog, Hippopotamus, rebelgirl23, lankz, SDSimon all turned 63 today according to the gfy calendar!

Linkster · 12-10-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Congrats. Does the AARP still hound you, or did you break down and join? If you did, are you glad you did?

I joined and Im glad I did - discounts on everything LOL - the only drawback is the almost daily mailings from insurance companies and prescription cards etc that appear in the mailbox

baddog · 12-10-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

AARP ?
no clue what they are sorry doggy

Nevermind, just noticed you were in NL -

AARP= American Association of Retired Perverts or something like that.

KingK7 · 12-10-2005, 11:56 AM

Me:

http://www.hornygrandmothers.com/

baddog · 12-10-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

I joined and Im glad I did - discounts on everything LOL - the only drawback is the almost daily mailings from insurance companies and prescription cards etc that appear in the mailbox

Can't be worse than the spam I get in my email telling me my cock isn't long enough or that I suffer from ED, or if I had a wife and dog she would prefer it over me.

BTW, I responded to your question in the Vegas thread that I was planning on getting in around 2 or 3 on the 4th. What's up?

Linkster · 12-10-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Can't be worse than the spam I get in my email telling me my cock isn't long enough or that I suffer from ED, or if I had a wife and dog she would prefer it over me.

BTW, I responded to your question in the Vegas thread that I was planning on getting in around 2 or 3 on the 4th. What's up?

Ill hit ya up Monday with some info

Nasty · 12-10-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SpeakEasy

If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky.

Sure, I guess if mainstream is you goal, I've been there and done that, I was the cto of the first internet yellow pages and prior to that I owned my own mainstream media company, used to manage some of mindsprings online advertising, that was 1995.

Built a little program called shotgun in 96 and a company bought me out hired me as their cto, sent me to oracle school for a few years and when they sold I cashed my stock and started another mainstream company building online tools based on oracle, built that company for a few years and after a failed ipo in 2002 I lost it all and said fuck mainstream.

As far as making money, online adult is like taking candy from a baby, I started the adult business with less than nothing, was a few hundred g in the hole and now Im flush, why the fuck would I want to go the mainstream route again?

Hell, compared to my mainstream experience, this is like being retired and I get paid for it

SilentKnight · 12-10-2005, 12:40 PM

40-something here - and still workin' both sides of the camera.

Age is just a state of mind.

xlogger · 12-10-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

65??????????????? No fucking way dude!

the Shemp · 12-10-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?

yup, im 55, i think Zilla is one year older, although he has retired from the biz...

davecummings · 12-10-2005, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

65??????????????? No fucking way dude!
__________________
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Born March 13, 1940 in Saratoga Springs, NY.

Do a Yahoo/Google search for my name?

Thanks,

Dave Cummings
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jayeff · 12-10-2005, 03:43 PM

Another 55 here: born June 1950. Glad to see I'm in good company...

12-10-2005, 04:33 PM

So Rob I am even younger then you ? LOL
I am having my birthday today ( saturday 10th of December ) turning 54 and I always had in mind you were at least 2 years younger then me. LOL

Fucksakes · 12-10-2005, 05:34 PM

I thought I was getting to old for this at 30, I feel alot better now, thou the online adult biz only been around for 10 so years, and the bullshit that came through the past years, I am scared to see what the next 10-20 years will bring. I know many ppl banking asap incase the end ever comes near.

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ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	thanks XxXotic !

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davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	Originally Posted by davecummings I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls. Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog. Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com 65??????????????? No fucking way dude! __________________ XLOGGER Born March 13, 1940 in Saratoga Springs, NY. Do a Yahoo/Google search for my name? Thanks, Dave Cummings www.howtomakeadultvideos.com

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ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	So Rob I am even younger then you ? LOL I am having my birthday today ( saturday 10th of December ) turning 54 and I always had in mind you were at least 2 years younger then me. LOL

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