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Old 12-14-2005, 09:38 AM   #51
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depends if i am drunk or sober.

drunk. no matter what size they are or if i catch my own asswhooping or not i wanna go at it.

sober. out brain them and make them feel stupid.
Please no fighting at the door at the Players Ball next month!

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Old 12-14-2005, 09:40 AM   #52
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Just Carry a nice powerfull taser/stun gun with you at all times, it eliminates problems without you having to get your hands dirty and eliminates almost any problem very fast, always aim for the "leader" in the bunch that is bothering you. It is kind of enjoyable to watch the idiot drop then start to twitch rapidly, not many people can handle seeing that sort of thing, but it is nice when you can turn a negative situation around in a matter of seconds without having to get your hands dirty.
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:41 AM   #53
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always best to avoid a fight when u can...

however, in a 2 on 1 and you have no way out...figure out who the "leader" is (usually it's the biggest guy), and take it to him
exactly

hit the biggest fucker right in the 1)jewels 2)nose or 3)throat

the other 'sheep' wont mess with you
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:41 AM   #54
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Same here man, almost got beat up last weekend. I was drunk and stoned so no way I could even hit him. Lame fucks.
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:42 AM   #55
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Personally I would have (insert super tough guy keyboard warrior statement here)
Wow thank you for that quote.

And as far as "dressing like a fag" I'm not even close to that. Since when is dressing nice associated with "being a homo" or "being wimpy"? GFY.
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:43 AM   #56
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So I'm at the gas station pumping gas, totally minding my own business and trying not to freeze to death when a black car rolls in front on my truck and two kids roll down the window and start calling me a queer in their retarded hillbilly voices.

I didn't have my contacts in so at first I thought it might be someone I knew just kidding around. I raised my hands up and I said "Who the hell is that?" and the next thing I know they're out of their car saying shit like "Let's fucking go right now, I'll beat your ass right here."

Now I'm not stupid. I know 2 on 1 isn't exactly in my favor, so I just say "Are you serious? You guys have nothing better to do than start shit with someone you don't know?"

Luckily a huge fella came over and told them to get the fuck outta here or else...

If it wasn't for him I'd probably be dead right now... AND FOR NOTHING.

WTF Is people's problems??!! What would you have done? Is there anyone else out there that this has happened to?

They are young and dumb punks. I would have got back in my car and run them over
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:46 AM   #57
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Yikes, Jayvis! At the same time that there was something seriously wrong with those punks..there was something perfectly right with that big guy that stepped in to help you out. That was cool of him. Glad you are ok.
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:55 AM   #58
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exactly

hit the biggest fucker right in the 1)jewels 2)nose or 3)throat

the other 'sheep' wont mess with you
As someone who actually trains to fight, let me explain what happens when adrenal dump takes place.

You lose all fine motor skills, while keeping your gross. Fine motor skills use small muscles, gross, larger. It's a simple description.

If you don't train to punch, your chances of hitting someone in the nose/throat, eyes, blah are about zero. Even those who train for eye gouges, throat strikes, etc barely hit their targets when adrenal dump kicks in.

Trying to kick someone in the nuts takes alot of surprise. Men have been trained to defend that spot all their lives.

Your best bet is to diffuse by words. This is a violent world. If you want to physcially defend yourself, take up boxing or Muay Thai for striking. Forget going to the ground with multiples. If training is not an option, buy yourself a gun, get trained in it's use in CQB.
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:03 AM   #59
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threads like this always bring out the keyboard warriors

"i would have totally chopped his head off in one go"

No, you would have got back in your car.. came back to GFY and posted about it
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:14 AM   #60
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Ah, I just remembered a story about a friend of mine who believed he was going to be mugged by a couple thugs in an alley one day. He saw them approaching him and could tell by their body language that they were definitely up to no good.

Sure enough, they walked up to a few feet in front of him and stopped.

My friend used to carry a piece of "High John the Conqueror" root in his pocket as he believed it brought him "empowerment".

Not wanting any part of tangling with these guys but readying himself for what he felt was inevitible...he reached into his pocket, retrieved the root, stuck it between his teeth and started snarling and flailing his arms.

Imagine Chio the Pirate doing this...Heh.

Anyway, long story short...to my friend, he was attempting to empower himself and overcome his fear for the fight....

To the two thugs...they were about to tangle with some crazy-assed sumbitch, snarling and chewing on what looked like a piece of catshit.

They stepped waaaay to the side and went around him. Heh, whatever works, eh?
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:41 AM   #61
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always best to avoid a fight when u can...

however, in a 2 on 1 and you have no way out...figure out who the "leader" is (usually it's the biggest guy), and take it to him
Good advice, never considered this.
It appears most of these groups of hoods have a leader, take him out and the rest may not dare challenge you.
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:43 AM   #62
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i just ignore the fuck, if he comes withing 6 feet ready to rumple id drop his ass and embarrass him
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:56 AM   #63
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I have a friend who was punched one Christmas eve. He was walking home and was drunk enough that he didn't notice at first, and then he thought he might have been stabbed.
Another friend walked into a pub in Sydney and got punched for no reason, and then promptly walked out.
It is a sad fact of life that people want to fight for no reason whatsoever. Always best to try and diffuse the stituation with words first but if that fails it helps to have the skills to take them down. Even so you have to use reasonable force, in the UK the police arrest people defending their property for "unreasonable force". With great power comes great responsibility (cheesey yes) but there is no point hospitalizing some ignorant fool who had bad parents for no reason, just hurt him enough to enable you to walk away. I haven't been in a fight since I was 15 but I think that is due to luck more than anything else. Learning Taekwondo now so if there is no other option I hope to put some of these moves into practice. ;)

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My partners tells a story and it goes like this... One Christmas he was walking down a busy city street in Sydney with a mate when 5 guys (obviously sailors) were walking towards them. No one parted and the 5 just tried to shoulder my partner and his friend out of the way...thinking we're tough, no-one will take on 5 guys.

My partner and his mate turned and asked the guys what is their problem. They naturally wanted to fight. My partner was a boxer and happy to have a go, but his mate said no, leave it too me and only help if it was needed. He challenged the toughs 2 at a time. They happily obliged. It took 5 punches, 1 each to knock-out each tough guy.

When the police came, they asked what happened. My partner told them they were attacked. But, the police said what happened? The moral to the story was that my partner's mate was the #1 ranked heavyweight professional boxer of Australia. The police dragged the 5 away for creating a disturbance. In this day and age, it pays to learn self defence from a young age. The world has got aggressive and madder by the decade. If you haven't learnt yourself, at least get your children taught.

In the situation at the petrol pump, if the big guy didn't come along...to quote your words 'I'd be dead'. At least they could have said afterwoods. Gee, that fagg put up a good fight.

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Old 12-14-2005, 10:59 AM   #64
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You'd be suprsied how a glock shoved in someone's face shuts them the fuck up ....
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:00 AM   #65
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Learning Taekwondo now so if there is no other option I hope to put some of these moves into practice. ;)
Good luck with that. Since most TKD (99%) don't spar 100% fully alive resisting opponents.
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:01 AM   #66
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You'd be suprsied how a glock shoved in someone's face shuts them the fuck up ....
I have always loved Herb's posting style.

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Old 12-14-2005, 01:46 PM   #67
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:49 AM   #68
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Since my last post in this thread (haven't been in a fight since I was 15...) some drunken idiot attacked me in Central London on NYE.

We bumped into each other and I promptly said sorry yet the guy started throwing punches at me. I kept insisting (more like pleading) that I didn't want to fight while dodging/blocking his punches. Not sure how, but the next thing I know he was on the ground with my knee on his neck, then I let some other guys drag me off while still insisting that I didn't want to fight. I didn't throw a punch.

In slight contrast to my previous post, I regret not using my taekwondo in a more effective manner, because people like this deserve to be taught a fucking lesson. However just my (somewhat limited) martial arts training allowed me to stay calm and deal with the lunatic effectively. Being 100% sober helped too. However I was probably lucky that I wasn't hurt while trying to reason, no more mr nice guy in 2006.

I recommend everybody should try martial arts because is a very fun way of keeping fit and learning a very useful life skill.

After this incident I was split up in the crowd from the rest of my friends... who also somehow managed to lose each other. It took 2 hours to locate each other. This is the first and last time I spend NYE in Central London. And to think, I could have gone to a house party.

Happy new year!
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:56 AM   #69
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Old 01-01-2006, 09:00 AM   #70
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I would've beaten the bloody snot out of them .
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The best way to avoid these situations is to develop a 'don't fuck with me' body language.
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:17 PM   #72
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Definitely good advice Lyn, and believe me if it came down to it I would have fought them if need be. Obviously I'm not going to sit there and let them man-handle me. I just wanted them to hit me first so that the gas station's cameras could pick it up and I'd claim self defense once the cops showed up.

I have a pass to Gold's gym, I guess I need to start going and bulk up. If you're boxer friend wants to give me any tips on how to fight, pass them along
Avoid the fight if you can, there's no reason to get hurt if you don't have to, especially by some worthless punks you don't really even want to talk to, let alone fight. Train BJJ so if they DO put their hands on you, you have a very good chance to break something and give them a lesson on life they'll never, ever forget.
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they were probably just trying to scare you. best way to react is to scare them back.. yell out their license plate numbers over and over , walk directly up to them and be the aggressor.. having a baseball bat in the car is always nice too, just make sure you have a baseball and catchers mit in car too.. nothing illegal about baseball in the USA.
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:40 PM   #74
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WTF are you doing driving without your contacts in?
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:47 PM   #75
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WTF are you doing driving without your contacts in?
I was wondering about the same thing. WTF?

Anyways, if you're filling up your car and see no way out and they really start walking towards you with their fists up, do not hesitate to do the following.

Spray the biggest guy full of petrol (gas), take out a lighter and threaten to set him on fire. Trust me, they'll walk off.
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:38 PM   #76
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