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Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 03:45 PM

and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

Maxy · 12-15-2005, 03:46 PM

do girls do the shake when they finally take a leak they've been holding in?

swoop · 12-15-2005, 03:49 PM

hmmmm,. BOOBIES ;)

Nookster · 12-15-2005, 03:50 PM

- just got done scratching my balls

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Maxy

do girls do the shake when they finally take a leak they've been holding in?

I don't but I can't speak for all women.

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

It's similar to when you put your legs up on the wall of the bathtub and let the faucet water run between your legs.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

It's similar to when you put your legs up on the wall of the bathtub and let the faucet water run between your legs.

You know? That has never done anything for me other than get me clean. A vibrator doesn't do much for me so I guess the shower head wouldn't either. Penetration is where it is at for me..vibration just makes me numb.

aico · 12-15-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

You know? That has never done anything for me other than get me clean. A vibrator doesn't do much for me so I guess the shower head wouldn't either. Penetration is where it is at for me..vibration just makes me numb.

Maybe you need better water pressure. It is why, after all, that women love to go to Niagra Falls, it's not cuz of it being romantic, it's cuz they can fantasize about all that water pressure.

Tala · 12-15-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Maybe you need better water pressure. It is why, after all, that women love to go to Niagra Falls, it's not cuz of it being romantic, it's cuz they can fantasize about all that water pressure.

Naw...I am more a softly for a long while but a big pay off type of gal.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

See...the busty babes know what I am talking about.

Tala · 12-15-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

See...the busty babes know what I am talking about.

There's also nothing quite like the feeling of removing a corset after wearing it for hours at a time.

The things we do for beauty.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

There's also nothing quite like the feeling of removing a corset after wearing it for hours at a time.

The things we do for beauty.

It is like all your flesh crying 'THANK YOU!'

Tala · 12-15-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

It is like all your flesh crying 'THANK YOU!'

Yes. What an incredible feeling.

WebairGerard · 12-15-2005, 04:16 PM

ball scratchin is a given. not a pleasure thing as much as a must do thing

aico · 12-15-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

There's also nothing quite like the feeling of removing a corset after wearing it for hours at a time.

The things we do for beauty.

Puuuulllleeeeeaassseee.... Women only do the shit they do to compete with other women...

Herb Kornfield · 12-15-2005, 04:19 PM

Mrs. Kornfield agrees with the bra removal being fantastic ...

that along with kicking off her heels and slipping into comfy slippers when she's home after working all day.

Tala · 12-15-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Puuuulllleeeeeaassseee.... Women only do the shit they do to compete with other women...

You've been hanging with the wrong women.

Bama · 12-15-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

The things we do for beauty

That's always amuzed me to some degree...

A woman will

- put on a wig (here hair ain't that luxurious)
- wear makeup (she ain't that pretty)
- put on a push up bra (her tits aren't that big or firm)
- put on a girdle (her ass ain't that tight or firm)

Then go out to a bar and complain to her girlfriends that she can't find a "REAL' man!

Hahahahahahhaha

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bama

That's always amuzed me to some degree...

A woman will

- put on a wig (here hair ain't that luxurious)
- wear makeup (she ain't that pretty)
- put on a push up bra (her tits aren't that big or firm)
- put on a girdle (her ass ain't that tight or firm)

Then go out to a bar and complain to her girlfriends that she can't find a "REAL' man!

Hahahahahahhaha

yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

aico · 12-15-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

You've been hanging with the wrong women.

Well, when you live in LA, you ain't got much of a choice...

je_rome · 12-15-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

just like taking finally taking off a suspender you wore the whole day and just let your balls hang freely

eroswebmaster · 12-15-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

just like taking finally taking off a suspender you wore the whole day and just let your balls hang freely

you wear suspenders for your balls?

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

you wear suspenders for your balls?

I was wondering the same thing.

nico-t · 12-15-2005, 06:15 PM

i think i have my hand on my dick 90% of the day.. is this normal? oh well who cares its a comfortable sitting position.

Tala · 12-15-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

I was wondering the same thing.

Oh good, I wasn't the only one.

Tala · 12-15-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

Bama · 12-15-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

You're right about that - and the only conclusion I can come to is that when they're sitting at home alone and fantasizing - do they wish for a bar of candy or owning a candy store and truth be told - ain't none of them had any chocolate in months!

webair · 12-15-2005, 06:37 PM

ohh sexy sexy sarah

mardigras · 12-15-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

i think i have my hand on my dick 90% of the day.. is this normal?

Too much rap music?

sickkittens · 12-15-2005, 06:45 PM

I have to imagine that a few guys here need the manzere.

PixeLs · 12-15-2005, 06:51 PM

This thread is useless without Sarah's braless boobies! :wnkwink:

nico-t · 12-15-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Too much rap music?

shit this might be true i listen to rap music all day when im at work

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

This thread is useless without Sarah's braless boobies! :wnkwink:

some things are best left to the imagination

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bama

You're right about that - and the only conclusion I can come to is that when they're sitting at home alone and fantasizing - do they wish for a bar of candy or owning a candy store and truth be told - ain't none of them had any chocolate in months!

all too true

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

i think i have my hand on my dick 90% of the day.. is this normal? oh well who cares its a comfortable sitting position.

as long as you wash your hand before you shake my hand I am glad you are comfortable

Rob · 12-15-2005, 09:27 PM

I'll trade that simple little pleasure for all the pains women have ANY DAY of the week! We don't have periods, we don't bare children, we don't have to shave a goddamn thing if we don't want to, and we can wear the same clothes 3 days in a row and still have a smile on our faces.

MandyBlake · 12-15-2005, 09:28 PM

i only wear underwire bras for pics and for "special nights" otherwise its cotton no underwire for me.

i'd rather be comfortable lol

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i only wear underwire bras for pics and for "special nights" otherwise its cotton no underwire for me.

i'd rather be comfortable lol

The majority of the time they are fine but if one is particuarly supportive then it tends to pinch a bit.

CamRabbit · 12-15-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Some pleasures a man will never know.

and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day.

What about having blood squirt out of your snatch 25% of the time? I'm sure that's QUITE the party trick.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-15-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

What about having blood squirt out of your snatch 25% of the time? I'm sure that's QUITE the party trick.

don't be jealous

Fah King · 12-15-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

What about having blood squirt out of your snatch 25% of the time? I'm sure that's QUITE the party trick.

ROFL!

sfera · 12-15-2005, 09:54 PM

ya will never know that unleass your fat and need a bra

directfiesta · 12-15-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

yeah and then there is a board full of men here that call anything bellow super model looks ugly and think that tits are suppose to stick straight up in the air when you lay down.

Not all men ... nothing better than removing that stuffed bra and feeling those soft mounds of flesh filling my hands ....

Fuck those skinny sticks ...

Elli · 12-15-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

and one of them is the feeling of finally taking off an underwire bra you have been wearing all day. I suspect some men here might know that feeling but not most ;)

Still, I guess I will never know whatever joy guys get from scratching their balls so I am sure it evens out.

Ahhh I hate those things. Such pain. And they really don't do much in the way of holding stuff in place.

CamRabbit · 12-16-2005, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sfera

ya will never know that unleass your fat and need a bra

Good point. Real women don't wear bras.

Jakke PNG · 12-16-2005, 05:44 AM

Most of the guys (and girls) of GFY will never know the pleasure of getting your foreskin stuck in the zipper of your jeans as you were too lazy to put on underwear just to walk the dog (I've done that 3 times.. I'm slowly starting to be a bit more careful).

Sarah_Jayne · 12-16-2005, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Most of the guys (and girls) of GFY will never know the pleasure of getting your foreskin stuck in the zipper of your jeans as you were too lazy to put on underwear just to walk the dog (I've done that 3 times.. I'm slowly starting to be a bit more careful).

Ouch.....

Manowar · 12-16-2005, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

just like taking finally taking off a suspender you wore the whole day and just let your balls hang freely

fucking freak

Sarah_Jayne · 12-16-2005, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Not all men ... nothing better than removing that stuffed bra and feeling those soft mounds of flesh filling my hands ....

Fuck those skinny sticks ...

Always great to hear

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