Patrick Swazie is dead. - GoFuckYourself.com

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:25 AM

Holy shit, the guy has secretly been dead for 18 months!
I never knew this. WTF?
Why hasnt the media figured this out till now?

Unreal, he's been secretly dead. Youd think the media or someone would report not seeing him for almost 2 years.
How can being dead be a secret for a person of Hollywood?
Strange shit.

Aussie Rebel · 04-01-2002, 04:29 AM

Bone who the fuck is Patrick Swazie? Is that poof midget dancer come actor?

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:32 AM

He was in the movie ghost

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:33 AM

he was also in some dance movie.
I think Dirty Dancing

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:34 AM

this is weird.
I cant think of any other recent movie with him in it.
Probably cause he's been dead!

ServerGenius · 04-01-2002, 04:38 AM

Thanks my prayers have been answered. I had to see movies
with this fuck playing in it....girlfriends make guys come to the
cinema and watch those lame movies....

DynaMite

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:39 AM

shit, when was his last movie?
10 years ago?
I think he died of AIDS and they are keeping it secret or something.

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 04:39 AM

Swaze was in that cool movie with Kianna reeves..There were like Mafia surfers that ribbed banks..I can't think of the name,They would walk into a bank dressed up as all the presidents.. There is a movie Dead Presidents but thats not it.

DarkJedi · 04-01-2002, 04:39 AM

He was in the movie Road House or something like that. Good movie.
But boneprone is pulling your leg. Its April 1st.

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 04:40 AM

Ok it was Point Break

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:41 AM

I rember this movie called Roadhouse he was in.
It was ok.
He was this security guard or bouncer for these rowdy clubs.
All 128 pounds of him.

But they couldnt fuck with em, cause he knew martial arts.
I think it was the deadly Martial Art of Tae BO.

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:41 AM

Ahhh yes Point Break!
That was a good movie! Forgot all about that!
Shit that movie is over 15 years old!

ServerGenius · 04-01-2002, 04:42 AM

Yep featuring the Jeff Healy band...they made some fine albums!

DynaMite

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 04:44 AM

1991..Skiers are gay man..We need to get yuou on a snowboard.

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:45 AM

Im a skier.
Snowboarders are second class slope people

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 04:45 AM

I'm a Snowborder (Skiers are Back Country Cock smokers...)

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:46 AM

I can catch more air and more speed on skis than any snowboarding poser

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:47 AM

chicks dig the skiers

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 04:47 AM

Yeah I have been Shooting Blanks the last 2 years,But your good at caching my Penis Air.

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:51 AM

I think Patrick Swazie was a snowboarder.

ServerGenius · 04-01-2002, 04:53 AM

must be and he wears tights while sliding graceously down the slopes!

DynaMite

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 04:59 AM

He had that tight small ass them faggots like to bang.

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 04:59 AM

Crossing the Road..

I was once a skiing fag..I have converted over to a christian Snowborder LOL... JK man but your still Gay popcorn bucket boy.

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 05:07 AM

Hey FuqAlot Do you think he's cute? I think this is a Job for Ram-Jeremy..

FuqALot · 04-01-2002, 05:11 AM

No doubt

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 05:28 AM

A tip for Boneprone..

Slow penetration into your ass cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in "back-door" sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation.

Once your Boyfriends penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of "doggy style," or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

SNOW · 04-01-2002, 05:33 AM

Good night.

Lev · 04-01-2002, 05:44 AM

this thread is gay

Wilbo · 04-01-2002, 07:55 AM

Pat's dead? The fucker owed me $20.

bunky · 04-01-2002, 08:33 AM

Patrick Swayzie is dead??!!?

Dirty Dancing and Road House his best movies

bunky

waste · 04-01-2002, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
A tip for Boneprone..

Slow penetration into your ass cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in "back-door" sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation.

Once your Boyfriends penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of "doggy style," or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

a bad personal expierience snow?

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 01:53 PM

im not making this shit up.
The dude is dead.

Think what ya want.
WHen the day comes and the media exposes this info you'll remember the day Boneprone told ya so.

kmanrox · 04-01-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
There were like Mafia surfers that ribbed banks...

they ribbed banks?

fuck, he must be the same mother fucker that got a hold of my condoms!!

Randy · 04-01-2002, 01:57 PM

Hey boneprone
Where did you get this info from?

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 01:58 PM

dont question me.
Im boneprone.

I am all knowing, all fearing.

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 02:01 PM

he's dead.
Id like someone to proove it otherwise.
I have my source and I promised her I would not memtion her name.

But trust me. Look into this.
I am not telling stories here.
He is secretly dead.

Randy · 04-01-2002, 02:03 PM

how do you die secretly?

greentea · 04-01-2002, 02:06 PM

hes making dirty dancing 2 in secret!

Barf

kmanrox · 04-01-2002, 02:06 PM

boneprone is secretly the owner of maxpixel.com

why do you talk to yourself?

Randy · 04-01-2002, 02:11 PM

that is as much a secret as Patrick's death

DX · 04-01-2002, 02:14 PM

Dead... and yet currently filming the movie "George and the Dragon" at the same time.. hrmmm..

That guy is damn talented.

Randy · 04-01-2002, 02:15 PM

well he did play a ghost once

Lev · 04-01-2002, 02:17 PM

Boneprone maybe you wacked him???

neewwman · 04-01-2002, 02:38 PM

People, remember what today's date is.

Blondy · 04-01-2002, 02:40 PM

Ol Patrick is HOT
very sad to hear

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 02:42 PM

yes it is sad.

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 02:55 PM

but very true

Loco · 04-01-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX
Dead... and yet currently filming the movie "George and the Dragon" at the same time.. hrmmm..

That guy is damn talented.

Now your talking about Patrick Swayze ;)

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 03:14 PM

If you really knew anything about movie production, you would know that movie filming was HALTED in June of 2000.

Do your research before you talk.

Loco · 04-01-2002, 03:19 PM

Hey boneprone, I think you should let imdb know about this, I'm sure they would be very thankful. Those fuckers still think he's alive and kicking. Idiots.

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Swayze,+Patrick

04-01-2002, 04:25 AM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Patrick Swazie is dead. Holy shit, the guy has secretly been dead for 18 months! I never knew this. WTF? Why hasnt the media figured this out till now? Unreal, he's been secretly dead. Youd think the media or someone would report not seeing him for almost 2 years. How can being dead be a secret for a person of Hollywood? Strange shit. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-01-2002 at 04:26 AM..

04-01-2002, 04:32 AM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	He was in the movie ghost __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:33 AM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	he was also in some dance movie. I think Dirty Dancing __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:34 AM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	this is weird. I cant think of any other recent movie with him in it. Probably cause he's been dead! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:38 AM	#6
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Thanks my prayers have been answered. I had to see movies with this fuck playing in it....girlfriends make guys come to the cinema and watch those lame movies.... DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

04-01-2002, 04:29 AM	#2
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Bone who the fuck is Patrick Swazie? Is that poof midget dancer come actor?

04-01-2002, 04:39 AM	#7
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	shit, when was his last movie? 10 years ago? I think he died of AIDS and they are keeping it secret or something. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:39 AM	#8
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Swaze was in that cool movie with Kianna reeves..There were like Mafia surfers that ribbed banks..I can't think of the name,They would walk into a bank dressed up as all the presidents.. There is a movie Dead Presidents but thats not it.

04-01-2002, 04:39 AM	#9
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	He was in the movie Road House or something like that. Good movie. But boneprone is pulling your leg. Its April 1st.

04-01-2002, 04:40 AM	#10
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Ok it was Point Break

04-01-2002, 04:41 AM	#11
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I rember this movie called Roadhouse he was in. It was ok. He was this security guard or bouncer for these rowdy clubs. All 128 pounds of him. But they couldnt fuck with em, cause he knew martial arts. I think it was the deadly Martial Art of Tae BO. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Yep featuring the Jeff Healy band...they made some fine albums! DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

04-01-2002, 04:44 AM	#14
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	1991..Skiers are gay man..We need to get yuou on a snowboard.

04-01-2002, 04:45 AM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im a skier. Snowboarders are second class slope people __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:46 AM	#17
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I can catch more air and more speed on skis than any snowboarding poser __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:47 AM	#18
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	chicks dig the skiers __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:51 AM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I think Patrick Swazie was a snowboarder. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 04:53 AM	#21
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	must be and he wears tights while sliding graceously down the slopes! DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

04-01-2002, 04:59 AM	#22
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	He had that tight small ass them faggots like to bang. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 05:07 AM	#24
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Hey FuqAlot Do you think he's cute? I think this is a Job for Ram-Jeremy..

04-01-2002, 05:11 AM	#25
FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	No doubt

04-01-2002, 05:28 AM	#26
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	A tip for Boneprone.. Slow penetration into your ass cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in "back-door" sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation. Once your Boyfriends penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of "doggy style," or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

04-01-2002, 05:33 AM	#27
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Good night.

04-01-2002, 05:44 AM	#28
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	this thread is gay

04-01-2002, 07:55 AM	#29
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Pat's dead? The fucker owed me $20.

04-01-2002, 08:33 AM	#30
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	Patrick Swayzie is dead??!!? Dirty Dancing and Road House his best movies bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

04-01-2002, 01:53 PM	#32
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	im not making this shit up. The dude is dead. Think what ya want. WHen the day comes and the media exposes this info you'll remember the day Boneprone told ya so. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 01:57 PM	#34
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04-01-2002, 01:58 PM	#35
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	dont question me. Im boneprone. I am all knowing, all fearing. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 02:01 PM	#36
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	he's dead. Id like someone to proove it otherwise. I have my source and I promised her I would not memtion her name. But trust me. Look into this. I am not telling stories here. He is secretly dead. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-01-2002, 02:03 PM	#37
Randy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 335	how do you die secretly? __________________ Thanks Randy [email protected]

04-01-2002, 02:06 PM	#38
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	hes making dirty dancing 2 in secret! Barf

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04-01-2002, 02:11 PM	#40
Randy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 335	that is as much a secret as Patrick's death __________________ Thanks Randy [email protected]

04-01-2002, 02:14 PM	#41
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	Dead... and yet currently filming the movie "George and the Dragon" at the same time.. hrmmm.. That guy is damn talented.