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DeviousBros. · 12-16-2005, 12:28 PM

Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:

Boy do I feel special!

Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?

justfreemovies · 12-16-2005, 12:28 PM

thats pretty cool i guess lol

EroticySteve · 12-16-2005, 12:29 PM

$40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us.

Flu · 12-16-2005, 12:29 PM

They sent the company I work for a New Years card :D

sfera · 12-16-2005, 12:29 PM

should send back and request a fleshlight

Doctor Dre · 12-16-2005, 12:30 PM

Well at least they take care of people and you got something lol

ssp · 12-16-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve

$40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us.

LOL typical GFY response.

bigdog · 12-16-2005, 12:30 PM

where is wiredguy with his gift?

Doctor Dre · 12-16-2005, 12:30 PM

I'm sure you could probably sell this on ebay for quite a bit.

John Marco · 12-16-2005, 12:30 PM

we got the same thing and we spent a lot

WonderWoman · 12-16-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

$40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us.

Nah.. there was a time when I was doing a SHITLOAD Of cash on adwords and they sent jellybeans one year and some wierd moodlight/radio doo-hickey contraption the 2nd year. They really dont have their shit together. MSN same thing... we spend a shitload with them and we got some cookies and mints.

How retarded! I would fire their marketing/sales people for that, they should differentiate between clients by spend and not send them ALL jellybeans regardless of $10k or $1mln.

iBanker · 12-16-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ssp

LOL typical GFY response.

Normally, I would agree with you, but with Steve saying it, that company most likely does....

davethetruth · 12-16-2005, 12:57 PM

I got a little radio last year that lit up. Kinda cool, but probably worth about $1.99 lol

~Ray · 12-16-2005, 12:58 PM

I got a beach towel one year.

datatank · 12-16-2005, 01:00 PM

Hey man your mp3 advance link is missing a H in the http://

WonderWoman · 12-16-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

I got a little radio last year that lit up. Kinda cool, but probably worth about $1.99 lol

Yes.. the moodlight that I got on my desk. I still am not sure what "mood" they were tryign to set. They should have had a third function on there that makes orgasm sounds. THAT would have been classic and accounted for many hours of enjoyment, both personal and by playing pranks on others.

No creativity at all I tell you.

emthree · 12-16-2005, 01:01 PM

Wow that's pretty crappy for 40k.
Cool... but crappy.

It would of been cooler if it came in a nice metal briefcase :D

davethetruth · 12-16-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MoneyShotMadame

Yes.. the moodlight that I got on my desk. I still am not sure what "mood" they were tryign to set. They should have had a third function on there that makes orgasm sounds. THAT would have been classic and accounted for many hours of enjoyment, both personal and by playing pranks on others.

No creativity at all I tell you.

lol

All that money made has hindered their creativity hahaha

BoyAlley · 12-16-2005, 01:02 PM

wow that's pretty cool though.

WiredGuy · 12-16-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdog

where is wiredguy with his gift?

I always get my stuff mid-january. Customs is a fucking prick this time of year with shipping.

WG

Nicky · 12-16-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I always get my stuff mid-january. Customs is a fucking prick this time of year with shipping.

WG

what do you get? A new portable computer or something?

Sosa · 12-16-2005, 01:14 PM

They sent me a new priority id.

Tom_PM · 12-16-2005, 01:51 PM

Last year got a card. This year will probably get a card saying "LOL" inside hehe.

I'm workin on it! ;)

GFX Wiz · 12-16-2005, 01:55 PM

Last year we spent over a million $$$ a month on AdWords for the entire summer and fall. I cannot recall receiving anything from them last year. Seems to me you're doing great!

beemk · 12-16-2005, 01:58 PM

i spent close to 10k, i didnt get shit

bdld · 12-16-2005, 02:04 PM

i spent 10x more than that and i got the same thing, not complaining, at least they send something. all my sponsors send are cards.

penzo · 12-16-2005, 02:26 PM

nice that they sent anything

Basic_man · 12-16-2005, 02:27 PM

Wow, I never tought Google would give away christmas gift

who · 12-16-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeviousBros.

Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:

Boy do I feel special!

Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?

Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?

Jarmusch · 12-16-2005, 02:29 PM

You should be thankful you ungrateful bastard.

pornguy · 12-16-2005, 02:29 PM

WTF?? I cant fucking believe this. I got the BILL for your gift!

Rob · 12-16-2005, 02:30 PM

I've spent well over $40k this past year and they didn't send me shit!

pradaboy · 12-16-2005, 02:32 PM

nice gifts, at least it shows appreciation.

Sex4it · 12-16-2005, 02:32 PM

neither do I

gfx3 · 12-16-2005, 02:36 PM

Still better than a calender

kektex · 12-16-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?

Erm no...I`m trying to figure it out myself.The only thing I can make out there is the mouse.My guess is that the small silver thingy is a USB memory stick.The others I have no idea.

SR · 12-16-2005, 02:52 PM

I spend around 150K so far at google this year and all I got was a card.
Last year I got a radio.

V_RocKs · 12-16-2005, 03:01 PM

I sale Google Fleshlight cheap.

wargames · 12-16-2005, 03:04 PM

Thats pretty cool last year i spent 120k with them and all i got was a pen

Xenophage · 12-16-2005, 03:07 PM

Yeah well i got he same thing

And I also got he mood clock also last year. Hey at least they send something !

Xenophage · 12-16-2005, 03:08 PM

its a mouce a light a usb hub a usb drive and some other cords

DeviousBros. · 12-16-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?

Notebook kit - 64mb usb drive, mini optical mouse with spring loaded cable, 4 port usb hub, and usb light.

All zips up into a nice leather(ite) case.

DeviousBros. · 12-16-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank

Hey man your mp3 advance link is missing a H in the http://

Damn, you're good.

Thanks.

warlock5 · 12-16-2005, 03:41 PM

If you spend at least one million dollars a month on Adwords you get a white Ferrari with a big Google logo on the hood.

adultchica · 12-16-2005, 03:44 PM

WTF is google?

Xenophage · 12-16-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5

If you spend at least one million dollars a month on Adwords you get a white Ferrari with a big Google logo on the hood.

Nope you do not

wedouglas · 12-16-2005, 04:35 PM

ive spent about 10K in the last six months. Didn't get anything.

Walrus · 12-16-2005, 04:42 PM

What's a good book to better understand how to successfully use Google AdWords?

pooter_16 · 12-16-2005, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeviousBros.

Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:

Boy do I feel special!

Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?

I find your lack of proof disturbing

DeviousBros. · 12-16-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pooter_16

I find your lack of proof disturbing

ahahahah

n00b. Get to work.

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